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AAS-Got BUSTED!!!

rugger

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Not your typical "AS Busted" story, but good and true.

This was on my first real cycle when I was 21. Many, many, many years ago, I was cheating on my girlfriend with a chick out of town. I used to go and visit a friend at SHSU and was seeing a women there, who knew about my girl. Well, I'm up in my buddy's room getting a hummer and my buddy tells me through the door that INSERT GF NAME HERE is on the phone and she MUST talk too me. So, there I am getting a hummer, I pick up the phone and say, "Hey." I hear this-"Did you think I wouldn't find out?" What the hell do you think you're doing?" " You think I don't know what the hell you're doing." So imagine me getting balled out by my legit girl and trying to push my mistress off of my Johnson, all the while denying whatever I am about to be accused of. Naturally I thought she was referring to my cheating. All of a sudden she says, "I was cleaning the house and found your steroids." I had the balls to say, "Oh is that all? Those are John's, you know his girlfriend would kill him if she knew he juiced, baby, those aren't mine." She said, "OK, enjoy your visit. I love you."

That's it.

Rugger
 
smooth...

its a good thing you didnt crack and go off about how sorry you were for cheating on her but it wasnt your fault, it was because the steroids you had been taking were making you too horny. thats probably what i would have done.
:bawling:
 
I think we've all had some sort of story where we thought we were busted, but it turned out to be something "not as big". ;)

My ex-girl found out not by finding any of my gear, but because I threw on 20lbs in 8 weeks. ;)

C
 
Mine experience the obsessive life I lived, so she completely believed that my eating, sleeping and training habits were the reason I went from 140-240 in a year.

Rugger
 
WOW..........................You were super lucky bro, ya better pull that horse shoe outta your ass!

WRJ
 
Speaking of my luck, I was involved in a 90mph lay-day on my bike a couple years back...no shit all I suffered was a scuffed doc marten and a whole in my back pocket, I fucking slid a mile on my wallet and boot!!! Bike still tucked between my legs. Lucky for me it was raining. The bike suffered a scuffed footpeg and bar end.

I know stupid me doing 90 in the rain at night on a fucking enduro (KLR650).

I do have some good luck and some bad.

Rugger
 
ROFL.

You sound like a trip to hang out with.


Hey, I went to SHSU for one year, this was a few years ago though, knew some of the gear heads as well.

Used to live in "White Hall" by the gym.

Always wondered if my buddy Ryan was still going there.
 
if i remember right, according to bill clinton, blow jobs don't count as cheating. so you would have been fine
 
A very good lesson! Always deny everything until you are literally out on the curb surrounded by furniture and suitcases...
 
That would be affirmative. Finished all my bidniz, hurried home the Ms and gave a her a big kiss.

Pikey-I attended a couple semesters there, commuted from Austin!!! Most of my buddy's stayed at the Paper Moon and Miami (i think those were the APT names - that was back in 92-94).

Remember the Jolly Fox and 17th Street? Were they up and runing then?

Rugger
 
mlomker said:


Enduro's crash quite well. My VTR didn't fare so well. :)

Not on my ancient YZ 490 on July 4, 1988. I was doing about 60 (off-road) and busted a boulder-endo'd and rec'd 40+ stiches on that get off. Huge gashes in both forearms, ankle and calf were fuct up by the foot peg, helmet cracked wide open. Front end of the bike was trashed, forks, bars, wheel.

Rugger
 
kudos..lol

the busted nut + the relief of not being busted = probably the best feeling of your life.. :D
 
kudos..lol

the busted nut + the relief of not being busted = probably the best feeling of your life.. lol
 
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