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It always cracks me up when I hear a lesbian use the word "utterly". Considering most of them look like cows.
Another thing about lezzies is it is so typically lesbian to say, “Things are going very well,” when you’ve only been dating her two weeks!
When white people hate on black people, we call it “racism.” When black people hate on white people, we say there are “racial issues.” What’s the difference?
If I see the video of “Roses, roses, pocket full of roses. Asses, asses, we all fall down.” playing again in a gay bar, I am going to pull every tv screen off the wall.
Why do old gay men have such an odor of baby wipes all the time? Must be residue from their last adolescent trick. Remember to return the Tonka.
If they succeed in making an AAP clone and I have sex with him, is that masturbation or incest?
Having a happy trail from your belly button to your private is no longer "in". It is rather tacky. And when that said happy trail is long enough to braid, it is disgusting.
You keep asking me why I don't come to your parties. The very fact that you still invite me to them after I have not shown up for the last ten befuddles me. Everytime I go, your social circle is nothing but a bunch of prissy fags who can't talk about anything else except their new granite countertops or their upcoming vacation to Disney.
Lube, no matter what kind and what brand, burns when it gets in your eye. Corn Huskers too I suspect.
Another thing about lezzies is it is so typically lesbian to say, “Things are going very well,” when you’ve only been dating her two weeks!
When white people hate on black people, we call it “racism.” When black people hate on white people, we say there are “racial issues.” What’s the difference?
If I see the video of “Roses, roses, pocket full of roses. Asses, asses, we all fall down.” playing again in a gay bar, I am going to pull every tv screen off the wall.
Why do old gay men have such an odor of baby wipes all the time? Must be residue from their last adolescent trick. Remember to return the Tonka.
If they succeed in making an AAP clone and I have sex with him, is that masturbation or incest?
Having a happy trail from your belly button to your private is no longer "in". It is rather tacky. And when that said happy trail is long enough to braid, it is disgusting.
You keep asking me why I don't come to your parties. The very fact that you still invite me to them after I have not shown up for the last ten befuddles me. Everytime I go, your social circle is nothing but a bunch of prissy fags who can't talk about anything else except their new granite countertops or their upcoming vacation to Disney.
Lube, no matter what kind and what brand, burns when it gets in your eye. Corn Huskers too I suspect.
