A website for those that "touch themselves"

[thefantom1]

http://www.geocities.com/abuseself/

 

[WarriorPL]

and you found this how?
hmmmm

~WizKid

 

[thefantom1]

and you found this how?
hmmmm

~WizKid

Hee Hee..I..uh, well.. (gulp) umm.. I figured that people here would benefit from it and I looked for it to help my internet brothers...yeah..yeah thats my answer...and I'm sticking to it...

 

[WarriorPL]

haha, you can't bullshit your way outta this one


~WizKid

 

[decem]

Caleb, my husband, and I have written the following steps and advice to help you overcome the sinful, hellbound practice of masturbation, also known as 'whacking off', 'jerking off', 'choking the chicken', 'wanking', 'flinging', 'spanking the monkey' and other sinful slang terms.

do you suppose they really needed to lay out all the slang terms?? lol that cracks me up.

 

[WarriorPL]

can't forget "beat the meat"


~WizKid

 

[Latimer]

Who the fuck calls it "flinging"?

 

[Wynn]

Did you notice..

That site is set to the music of Michael Jackson's "Beat It". Interesting.

Here's a site that might help:

http://www.ibrator.com/

 

[WODIN]

Bullshit wizkid like you don't, your what 16? If you are not beating off every two hours then you have an extra Y chromosome somewhere!!!!

I call bullshit on any member of this board who says they have NEVER wacked off or humped a pillow! Big fucking deal!

 

[Shrebly]

If these two are telling people about the evils of touching themselves... you have to wonder who is touching them.

If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight.

Can this be a possible link to the obesity rate shooting through the roof?

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!! Oh shit...no wonder all those fundamental rightwing christian talk show host are blimps!!!

 

[Shrebly]

LOL!!! Oh shit...no wonder all those fundamental rightwing christian talk show host are blimps!!!

Two words....

Oral Roberts

What was on her mind when she named him?

 

[cladshirt]

Re

Those are some weird ass people. "Don't put mayo on anything for it may trigger the urge to masterbate" Funny stuff! You must have been bored to find that site.

 

[McBainXVII]

When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell
"STOP!"

hehehe, yes the private parts of your body are in fact evil-

hehehe choke the chicken

 

[plifter]

Hey jackinworld.com will help you the most.

 

[Freak Show]

Tears are literally pouring down my face I'm laughing so hard!!!!!!

Please tell me someone emailed them! I'm thinkin about it!

I hope that was a joke, otherwise I have no faith left in humans.

 

[The Varnsen]

Wipe the Salami

 

[manny78]

funny shit........

 

[Tintin]

Where does it say in the Bible that masturbation is a 'sin'?

 

[plifter]

I'm glad that site was a joke. Errr... I hope it was anyway!