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A website for those that "touch themselves"
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WizKid25 said:and you found this how?
hmmmm
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Hee Hee..I..uh, well.. (gulp) umm.. I figured that people here would benefit from it and I looked for it to help my internet brothers...yeah..yeah thats my answer...and I'm sticking to it...
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Caleb, my husband, and I have written the following steps and advice to help you overcome the sinful, hellbound practice of masturbation, also known as 'whacking off', 'jerking off', 'choking the chicken', 'wanking', 'flinging', 'spanking the monkey' and other sinful slang terms.
do you suppose they really needed to lay out all the slang terms?? lol that cracks me up.
do you suppose they really needed to lay out all the slang terms?? lol that cracks me up.
Did you notice..
That site is set to the music of Michael Jackson's "Beat It". Interesting.
Here's a site that might help:
http://www.ibrator.com/
That site is set to the music of Michael Jackson's "Beat It". Interesting.
Here's a site that might help:
http://www.ibrator.com/
Bullshit wizkid like you don't, your what 16? If you are not beating off every two hours then you have an extra Y chromosome somewhere!!!!
I call bullshit on any member of this board who says they have NEVER wacked off or humped a pillow! Big fucking deal!
I call bullshit on any member of this board who says they have NEVER wacked off or humped a pillow! Big fucking deal!
If these two are telling people about the evils of touching themselves... you have to wonder who is touching them.
If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight.
Can this be a possible link to the obesity rate shooting through the roof?
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