A True Story (hilarious)

[RADAR]

This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,
>>Florida.
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>>
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>>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
>>car,
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>>found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
>>dropped her
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>>shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top
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>>of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of
>>the car!"
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>>
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>>The four men didn't wait for a second invitation They got out and
>>ran
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>>like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
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>>shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's
>>seat.
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>>She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
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>>She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same
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>>reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee
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>>and two 12 packs in the front seat.
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>>
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>>A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
>>spaces
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>>farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the
>>police
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>>station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the
>>story
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>>couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter,
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>>where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly
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>>woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly
>>white
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>>hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
>>
>>
>>Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make
>>it
>>memorable




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[foreigngirl]

lol....another true story:


Michigans I-696

a woman speeds, MI state cop pulls her over and gives her a ticket. She is being a smart ass and asks him:
-Is this a ticket for the MI state troops ball?
Cop answers:
-No mam, MI state troopers dont have any balls

 

[Razorguns]

lol....another true story:


Michigans I-696

a woman speeds, MI state cop pulls her over and gives her a ticket. She is being a smart ass and asks him:
-Is this a ticket for the MI state troops ball?
Cop answers:
-No mam, MI state troopers dont have any balls

What's that? a 20 y/o joke!?

 

[foreigngirl]

What's that? a 20 y/o joke!?

I actually read it somewhere

 

[BrothaBill]

lmao, I messed up too, I had a red toyota when I was in college and I came out of the major grocery at night and found my car with a dent in the side and I was like went and got the store manager to document that it happened there and opened the car although I was like WTF b/c it looked like someone had tried to jimmy the driver's side door lock and I had to wiggle it and it opened up. Then I realized it wasnt my toyota, people walking by were laughing that my car key opened it up..

So I could easily see that happening, had I seen someone inside of that car I mightve pulled them out and hit over the head with can of corn

 

[galaxy]

I actually read it somewhere

Well i liked it.

 

[vansmack2000]

I have a gut feeling the cops still had charges against the old lady until the press made a big deal out of it.

 

[DannoMight]

Lmao!!