A spider scarier than the EF wall clock spider

[Razorguns]

OMFG. If that thing landed on me - I would scream like a little bitch and run for my life. Army training ain't gonna do shit.



This one's even scarier than that big ass wall clock one.

Someone hold me.

r

 

[nimbus]

i pour those little bitches in my fucking cereal

 

[chewyxrage]

is that a fuckin stinger or what?

 

[Razorguns]

I dunno. But i'm scared. Like Smurfy at the buffet and i'm the buffet owner kinda scared.

r

 

[jackangel]

i'll give you a 20 if you swallow that thing

 

[needtogetarmy]

i'll give you a 20 if you swallow that thing

When I was in the infantry we were out in the field and there was a huge freaking snail, like half the size of a fist and we were playing with it. One guy said he would offer anyone $100 if they bit it in half. One guy took the damn thing and immediately bit it in half, spit it out and said he would have done it for half as much because he was broke because they didn't pay him for a couple of months because of lost gear (they were garnishing his checks).

If I saw that spider I would run. That is scary.

 

[JumpBallWinner]

YouTube - spider eating on FEAR FACTOR usa

Not the exact same arachnid, but a very similiar species...... being eatin on fear factor.

 

[AAP]

this is no spider. it is some kind of scorpion

Giant Vinegaroon Care Sheet

 

[chewyxrage]

this is no spider. it is some kind of scorpion

Giant Vinegaroon Care Sheet

I was gonna say, even the biggest spiders have a similarity, that thing don't look like a spider.