A Mothersdays Nightmare..

[PlateheadJim]

The following story is rated R, by myself, my hamster and the little voice that talk to me:

Yesterday, my wife and I went over to her mother-in laws for Mday. Everything went fine, I didn't get into any nasty arguments, just read quitely.

We got home and I noticed I left some of my "publications" there.. Most of them involved steroid info so I was shitting my pants . She called my wife & said: "Is Jim on steroids? I knew it, he looked like it" - blah blah blah blah.

So she was pissed that her mom found out so I spent last night sleeping with my cat in the guest bedroom (I have to have some kind of pussy).

 

[HighIntensity]

a. it sucks when families have to have continues tifts, your mother- in-law should grow up and see you as part of the family.

b. Steriod filled reading in maybe not the best thing to bring over to you mother-in-laws house, but hell im sure you just wanted to stay occupided. Next time just read the magazine PuppyLove.

c. does your wife know about your usage, if she does then say listen we both have discussed this and its really known of her buisness.

d. Maybe and I am only saying maybe this is a sign, as a husband and potential (or maybe a) family man to go natty and not risk your health.

e. The real answer is its none of your Mother- in- Laws buisness but im sure shes going on the sterotypes and afraid for your health and her daughters

 

[PlateheadJim]

a. it sucks when families have to have continues tifts, your mother- in-law should grow up and see you as part of the family.

b. Steriod filled reading in maybe not the best thing to bring over to you mother-in-laws house, but hell im sure you just wanted to stay occupided. Next time just read the magazine PuppyLove.

c. does your wife know about your usage, if she does then say listen we both have discussed this and its really known of her buisness.

d. Maybe and I am only saying maybe this is a sign, as a husband and potential (or maybe a) family man to go natty and not risk your health.

e. The real answer is its none of your Mother- in- Laws buisness but im sure shes going on the sterotypes and afraid for your health and her daughters

Fortunately my wife already knows - has known since I started 2 years ago. She's not thrilled but she can handle it. Her mother is a lunatic and a gossiper.

 

[2 ton hoss]

I DO NOT SEE WHY YOUR WIFE MADE YOU SLEEP IN THE GUEST ROOM BECAUSE HER MOTHER FOUND OUT? WHY WOULD YOUR WIFE RETALIATE FOR THAT?

YOUR MOTHER IN LAW SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE HOSS. WELL GOOD LUCK

 

[Bikini Mod]

In-laws are the devil..... except my bro-in-law. I wuv him!

 

[AAP]

I say grab a rubber chicken, drive over and show her what roid rage is all about.

 

[PlateheadJim]

I say grab a rubber chicken, drive over and show her what roid rage is all about.

Good idea . . . We'll, now I'm in the guest house (yeah, unfuckingbelieavable, we have a goddamn guest house - wife's idea) and moving in tonight! She's pissed off that her mother's upset & angry - she takes this out on me, maybe she needs to marry her fucking mother.

On the brighter side this unbelievably hot chick I used to date in college - I mean scoooooorching, 10 or of fucking 10 - the only 10 I ever gave - Anyway, I've been talking to her via email over the last 4 days, she's married but her husband is this dockers wearing, button down, cappacino drinking, Friends watching, beer gut pussy whipped "good" boy. I think she knows I'm still a baaaaad boy ... Maybe we'll hook up again and she'll spank me?

So as a result of all the events that have been taking place, I'm contemplating divorce.... We'll see how things go but my emotions are about gone and I don't give a fuck (even on clomid) about this bullshit anymore.

 

[john937]

Sleep in your own bed, in your own house.
If your wife has a problem with it, let her sleep in the guest house.

 

[PlateheadJim]

Sleep in your own bed, in your own house.
If your wife has a problem with it, let her sleep in the guest house.

Yeah, but I enjoy the guest house! I'll probably be moving to the Hampton Inn soon but on the positive side it's right across from my gym!

Anyway, it turns out this old girlfriend I've been talking to is around the corner from me... Go figure - who knows....

 

[theoak01]

The following story is rated R, by myself, my hamster and the little voice that talk to me:

Yesterday, my wife and I went over to her mother-in laws for Mday. Everything went fine, I didn't get into any nasty arguments, just read quitely.

We got home and I noticed I left some of my "publications" there.. Most of them involved steroid info so I was shitting my pants . She called my wife & said: "Is Jim on steroids? I knew it, he looked like it" - blah blah blah blah.

So she was pissed that her mom found out so I spent last night sleeping with my cat in the guest bedroom (I have to have some kind of pussy).

lol i read aswell most of the weekend as everytime i opened my mouth it was turned into a arguement about my joining the army


sorry the old bitch found out man
once i get married i plan to cut off relations with my inlaw's,atleast if im with the girl i am now

 

[Prometheus]

Re: Re: A Mothersdays Nightmare..

once i get married i plan to cut off relations with my inlaw's,atleast if im with the girl i am now

hate to break it to you man, but once you're married, she will BECOME the fucking in-laws -- look at her mother now, that'll be her in a few years....

 

[theoak01]

Re: Re: Re: A Mothersdays Nightmare..

hate to break it to you man, but once you're married, she will BECOME the fucking in-laws -- look at her mother now, that'll be her in a few years....

you just broke my heart man,but i doubt she will get like her fat mom,shes a fit girl about 12%bf right now,damn sizzlin

i cant accept her gettin fat

 

[Prometheus]

well, I'm rooting for you - but from every case I've seen, they all go that way.... if the mother's no good, watch out!!!

 

[PlateheadJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A Mothersdays Nightmare..

you just broke my heart man,but i doubt she will get like her fat mom,shes a fit girl about 12%bf right now,damn sizzlin

i cant accept her gettin fat

She probably won't - my wife is about 17% body fat, looks nothing like her whale mom. Her moms been a whale since she was young so I doubt she'll ever turn out that way.. Of course I may not be around to find out!