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anadrolstack
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Whats up juicers!!!! I had a wacky weekend. Friday night I went to a rave at a small club close to my house. Since it was a small event I didn't go with my crew (BTS). I brought my self centered friend who looks like Sam the Butcher from the Brady Bunch. After taking a few pills (igloos, purple hearts, anchors)we started rapping to these two attractive women. We hung with them the whole night and got to know them. At 8:00AM when the party started to shut down, they asked us if we wanted to go party at their house. I was hesitant as they lived 75 miles away. My friend that was with me begged me to go, (he rarely gets any action) so I agreed. I really didn't mind too much because my partner had a jar and a half of K !
When we got there we started bumping up. At this point my friend started showing his true colors hording all the K for him and the girl he was trying to hook up with. The girl that I was trying to go with passed out. Most of you that know me from my previous posts probably think that I would still try to go with her. That is not me, I am a proponent of womens rights and respect all women. Anyway my shot at action was dead and I had no drugs so I started to search the house!
I opened the freezer and found something extremely strange. There were about 40 blocks of food. It was food wrapped in foil with hand written labels describing their contents.(beef, chicken, stew, sausage, etc.) There were only two or three normal comercial products in the feezer, everything else was these strange metal blocks labeled with magic marker. I immediately had some crazy ideas!
I took one block out that was labeled "stew" and brought it to the bathroom with me. I broke it in half in the shower and flushed one half down the toilet (this took a while because I had to let it thaw!) and put the other half back in the foil. I then took a huge ecstasy induced shit! You can just guess what I did with that fecal matter after pulling it out of the toilet. I wrapped it up with stew and put it right back in the freezer with the rest of those ridiculous blocks. When its stew night the family will have an awesome suprise!!!!
After leaving my mark (this was almost two and a half hours after arriving) I asked my friend if he wanted to leave. He looked at me with a stupid spaced tooth grin and told me to chill out. Since this guy can't get laid in his own area, I offered to stay one hour longer. After an hour he gave me the same orthodontist nightmare grin. At this point I was pissed--No Action, No Drugs, No Sleep!!!!! I told him I was going out to my whip to get a CD. When I got outside I got in the PT Cruiser and drove for an hour and a half to my bed. He kept calling me in my car, but like my requests for K from him, his calls were ignored.
Peace
When we got there we started bumping up. At this point my friend started showing his true colors hording all the K for him and the girl he was trying to hook up with. The girl that I was trying to go with passed out. Most of you that know me from my previous posts probably think that I would still try to go with her. That is not me, I am a proponent of womens rights and respect all women. Anyway my shot at action was dead and I had no drugs so I started to search the house!
I opened the freezer and found something extremely strange. There were about 40 blocks of food. It was food wrapped in foil with hand written labels describing their contents.(beef, chicken, stew, sausage, etc.) There were only two or three normal comercial products in the feezer, everything else was these strange metal blocks labeled with magic marker. I immediately had some crazy ideas!
I took one block out that was labeled "stew" and brought it to the bathroom with me. I broke it in half in the shower and flushed one half down the toilet (this took a while because I had to let it thaw!) and put the other half back in the foil. I then took a huge ecstasy induced shit! You can just guess what I did with that fecal matter after pulling it out of the toilet. I wrapped it up with stew and put it right back in the freezer with the rest of those ridiculous blocks. When its stew night the family will have an awesome suprise!!!!
After leaving my mark (this was almost two and a half hours after arriving) I asked my friend if he wanted to leave. He looked at me with a stupid spaced tooth grin and told me to chill out. Since this guy can't get laid in his own area, I offered to stay one hour longer. After an hour he gave me the same orthodontist nightmare grin. At this point I was pissed--No Action, No Drugs, No Sleep!!!!! I told him I was going out to my whip to get a CD. When I got outside I got in the PT Cruiser and drove for an hour and a half to my bed. He kept calling me in my car, but like my requests for K from him, his calls were ignored.
Peace
LMFAO!!!! 
