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KillahBee
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1) Fucking iced coffee. It's so goddamn gay and fruity and fucking gay. But what I truly despise, as a traditionalist, is when I order my coffee at Dunkin every morning (medium, cream 2 slends) they ask "hot?". What the fuck. Coffee has always been and still remains, at its core, FUCKING HOT. Don't fucking ask me if I meant "hot" when I asked for "coffee". "Coffee" is motherfucking "hot". Iced faggot coffee hasn't been around long enough to justify asking what "kind" of coffee I want. Fucking cockface fuck.
2) I'm a morning person. I get up early, I enjoy it and I don't need much to wake me up (the coffee is a habit at this point). But I don't fucking like people in my grill as soon as I get up. Don't fucking say good morning to unless you want to die. Don't ask how I am or start some stupid fucking conversation about some stupid fucking topic du jour from Good Morning American Retards. Let me motherfucking be. This is yet another reason I can't imagine getting married. Who the fuck wants some asshole up your ass first thing every day?
3) Sort of along those lines, I really hate people and their raging ignorance. I don't like people asking me how I am doing, especially when it's regarding a topic where the answer could be negative. Contrary to this thread and pretty much all my posts, I try very hard every day of my life to repel the everyday negativity from my world. If something is bad or negative or not right, I deal with it in my own head. I'm a HUGE believer in the fact that we bring things to life (good and bad) with our words and our attention. If something is shitty, talking about it usually makes it worse. Just make it better and shut your fat fucking mouth about it (and yes, I realize the irony here re: this thread). Anyway, pretty much every person in my life (other than my boys) is too fucking dumb to figure this relatively simple concept out, even when I explain it to them. Especially my parents and girls I date. I tell them - don't fucking ask me about things cause it will force me to give negative things more life. But they continue to ask. Their horribly ignorant reason? "Cause we care about you, KB!". Well, Retard, if you truly cared about me, you'd follow the very simple and very direct recipe I gave you for making me happy (stop asking me stupid fucking questions). But no, you can't do that. You wanna know why? BECAUSE YOU ARE SELFISH. If you had an inkling of self awareness you'd look at the entire picture and realize that the only reason you continue to ask me about things that I don't want to discuss is b/c you NEED to know everything and you can't handle not being in the loop on other people's lives....cause you are weak and boring and scared and empty and needy.
I feel better now. Rock on.
(waits for the unoriginal fucks to post "How is your day?" and "How are you, KB?")
2) I'm a morning person. I get up early, I enjoy it and I don't need much to wake me up (the coffee is a habit at this point). But I don't fucking like people in my grill as soon as I get up. Don't fucking say good morning to unless you want to die. Don't ask how I am or start some stupid fucking conversation about some stupid fucking topic du jour from Good Morning American Retards. Let me motherfucking be. This is yet another reason I can't imagine getting married. Who the fuck wants some asshole up your ass first thing every day?
3) Sort of along those lines, I really hate people and their raging ignorance. I don't like people asking me how I am doing, especially when it's regarding a topic where the answer could be negative. Contrary to this thread and pretty much all my posts, I try very hard every day of my life to repel the everyday negativity from my world. If something is bad or negative or not right, I deal with it in my own head. I'm a HUGE believer in the fact that we bring things to life (good and bad) with our words and our attention. If something is shitty, talking about it usually makes it worse. Just make it better and shut your fat fucking mouth about it (and yes, I realize the irony here re: this thread). Anyway, pretty much every person in my life (other than my boys) is too fucking dumb to figure this relatively simple concept out, even when I explain it to them. Especially my parents and girls I date. I tell them - don't fucking ask me about things cause it will force me to give negative things more life. But they continue to ask. Their horribly ignorant reason? "Cause we care about you, KB!". Well, Retard, if you truly cared about me, you'd follow the very simple and very direct recipe I gave you for making me happy (stop asking me stupid fucking questions). But no, you can't do that. You wanna know why? BECAUSE YOU ARE SELFISH. If you had an inkling of self awareness you'd look at the entire picture and realize that the only reason you continue to ask me about things that I don't want to discuss is b/c you NEED to know everything and you can't handle not being in the loop on other people's lives....cause you are weak and boring and scared and empty and needy.
I feel better now. Rock on.
(waits for the unoriginal fucks to post "How is your day?" and "How are you, KB?")
