A dumbass at my gym said....

[Primo57]

One of the personal trainers at my gym pulled me into his office and said hey "Primo57" could you check to see if this stuff I just bought is legit. O.K. He busts out a little baggy full of 1.5 cc PARABOLAN AMPS, with an expiration date of 5/07! The poor soul said he paid $30 an amp for them - enough said....

 

[Bulldog_10]

Were they real?

 

[xonic2xonic]

I am pretty sure that I read Parabolan is no longer manufactured. Unless it is some UG lab that brewed it up, this is why the guy probably found it amusing to post.

 

[Primo57]

I would assume not, real parabolan amps like those are the stuff of legend now days - if there is ANYTHING in those amps at all it's probably some enanthate. I'll monitor his progress though.

 

[v shape]

One of the personal trainers at my gym pulled me into his office and said hey "Primo57" could you check to see if this stuff I just bought is legit. O.K. He busts out a little baggy full of 1.5 cc PARABOLAN AMPS, with an expiration date of 5/07! The poor soul said he paid $30 an amp for them - enough said....

DAMN!!!! 30 an amp...thats hilarious

 

[SofaGeorge]

Back around '93 maybe '94... this idiot Frog picked up 20 amps of Parabolan... then was too chicken shit to mail them. They are still sitting in his refridgerator in France... and will be till the day I go there and pick them up.

So far as I know those are the last 20 amps of real Parabolan in the world.

 

[ripper2]

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DAMN!!!! 30 an amp...thats hilarious

actually thats quite sad... dude is just trying to get some gear and some jackass ripped him off 2x... first time by selling him fake para and the second time for selling him fake para at $30 an amp

 

[gilly6993]

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actually thats quite sad... dude is just trying to get some gear and some jackass ripped him off 2x... first time by selling him fake para and the second time for selling him fake para at $30 an amp

you're right, it is sad....the guy that sold it to him deserves the beating of his life.....

 

[Juice Authority]

One of the personal trainers at my gym pulled me into his office and said hey "Primo57" could you check to see if this stuff I just bought is legit. O.K. He busts out a little baggy full of 1.5 cc PARABOLAN AMPS, with an expiration date of 5/07! The poor soul said he paid $30 an amp for them - enough said....

No such thing my friend.

 

[newpump]

oh MAN that sux. I wonder if it was something like Tren Enth tho? At least that would be close to para....

 

[chanmanfoo]

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you're right, it is sad....the guy that sold it to him deserves the beating of his life.....

i second that motion.
foo

 

[Canuck4]

That must suck.
Fake shit and overpriced.
With the price of a few amps he could have made his own Tren with pellets and a kit.

 

[Willyumyum]

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i second that motion.
foo

Yah, that should be put in motion ASAP... Underhanded shit like that pisses me off to no end

YUM

 

[nuh_mizer]

One of the personal trainers at my gym pulled me into his office and said hey "Primo57" could you check to see if this stuff I just bought is legit. O.K. He busts out a little baggy full of 1.5 cc PARABOLAN AMPS, with an expiration date of 5/07! The poor soul said he paid $30 an amp for them - enough said....

Did the guy that sold it to him at least buy him dinner first?

 

[Johnny Cut]

i wonder how big his assole is now, because he jsut got raped

 

[Spidey]

oh MAN that sux. I wonder if it was something like Tren Enth tho? At least that would be close to para....

That would be cool but I doubt it seriously. I think there is only one or two UG labs who make tren enan and they would never label it parabolan. It's kind of hard to come by and someone trying to make a quick buck selling fakes is unlikely to go through the trouble to get it.

What color is it? If it is colorless, it can't be any kind of tren, parabolan or otherwise. My guess would be either straight oil or maybe some methyltest; something cheap and easy to get. If it's yellow, it is conceavable that it is tren ac (fina). It is dirt cheap and easy to get and at $30 an amp, he would make a huge profit. Think about it: I can make 200 mL of 100 mg/mL fina for less than $400. Put all that in 2 mL amps and sell for $30 a piece and you get $3000. That is a profit of $2600 or 750%. Not bad for a day's work.

 

[Stryker1992]

One of the personal trainers at my gym pulled me into his office and said hey "Primo57" could you check to see if this stuff I just bought is legit. O.K. He busts out a little baggy full of 1.5 cc PARABOLAN AMPS, with an expiration date of 5/07! The poor soul said he paid $30 an amp for them - enough said....

You should sell him some aspirin for 5 dollars a tab and tell him they are super aspirin, guaranteed!