A couple extra pounds(LOL)Yeah Ok!

[hog#head#cheese]

I love when these broads online put these blatant lies in there profiles and whats just as bad is when they check "Def does not smoke"And she lights up while your on the phone!! Scoring a keeper is tricky in this game.Anyone else...


EXAMPLE A
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3397891.htm

 

[Arabian]

Good luck,,, you should search for my thread on my Eharmony nightmare.... lol She put height 5.3 weight just north of 130 lbs................. I went to meet her and she was 5.3 however she was just north of 330 lbs, she said she fluncked math in school.... lolol

 

[needtogetaas]

Wleocome to ef.

 

[Arabian]

Welcome to EF

 

[-SD-]

After a decade of online dating Ive become a master of the weed out.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Craigs list even worse

 

[Raptorex]

Good luck,,, you should search for my thread on my Eharmony nightmare.... lol She put height 5.3 weight just north of 130 lbs................. I went to meet her and she was 5.3 however she was just north of 330 lbs, she said she fluncked math in school.... lolol

hahaha, damn - how did you get out of that one.

 

[Arabian]

hahaha, damn - how did you get out of that one.

I was nice and had dinner however I drank HEAVILY...

 

[Raptorex]

I was nice and had dinner however I drank HEAVILY...

brave man

 

[Arabian]

Her boobs were the size of beach balls ....... She used her friends picture online and she was hot.....I wonder how many times guys have gotten mad and left or blessed her out...after 20 or 30 scotches I was laughing about it...lolol

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Her boobs were the size of beach balls ....... She used her friends picture online and she was hot.....I wonder how many times guys have gotten mad and left or blessed her out...after 20 or 30 scotches I was laughing about it...lolol

Your a better man than me i would have went out the back door quicker than you could say BBW.

 

[Raptorex]

agreed, I prob. would of bailed, but he's a good man for sure.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Look at this one.
http://www.match.com/profile/showpr...BellaInferna&RN=4&PI=5&PN=0&TP=S&DO=2&mpopt=1

Body type CURVY...............Yeah if your a zip code

 

[princesa]

I love when these broads online put these blatant lies in there profiles and whats just as bad is when they check "Def does not smoke"And she lights up while your on the phone!! Scoring a keeper is tricky in this game.Anyone else...


EXAMPLE A
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3397891.htm

thats just really really sad

does she not care about her health???

btw men are the same way

I went to dinner with one and shortly after i went home i got a call from the wife

meanwhile he was suppose to be single for the past 2 years

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Exercise habits=1 or 2 times a week,HA!Sure ya do if ya call walking to the shitter exercise.The nerve of these damn decietful fattys

 

[Razorguns]

I said it once, and I'll say it again.

What kind of people do you think make up the majority of folks who need to go online to find dates? Attractive young hot people?

r

 

[Arabian]

Look at this one.
http://www.match.com/profile/showpr...BellaInferna&RN=4&PI=5&PN=0&TP=S&DO=2&mpopt=1

Body type CURVY...............Yeah if your a zip code

OMG its Pick3

 

[hog#head#cheese]

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/734020939.html"NWS"CAUTION!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^


ANY TAKERS????

 

[chazk]

I love when these broads online put these blatant lies in there profiles and whats just as bad is when they check "Def does not smoke"And she lights up while your on the phone!! Scoring a keeper is tricky in this game.Anyone else...


EXAMPLE A
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3397891.htm

I knew it as soon as I saw her fat face she was prob thinking about food,
sure enough she mentions eating in her profile

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I love when these broads online put these blatant lies in there profiles and whats just as bad is when they check "Def does not smoke"And she lights up while your on the phone!! Scoring a keeper is tricky in this game.Anyone else...


EXAMPLE A
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3397891.htm

DAMN dude post a warning when you put up links like that. fuckign traumatizing

 

[princesa]

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/734020939.html


ANY TAKERS????

is that you??




razorguns---check your k LOL

 

[GUARDIAN]

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/734020939.html


ANY TAKERS????

banned

 

[Arabian]

banned

Dood why are you looking at things like that

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Dood why are you looking at things like that

That was def a NWS

 

[Razorguns]

I wonder how many EF members are hitting the bookmark button right now.

r

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I wonder how many EF members are hitting the bookmark button right now.

r

 

[GUARDIAN]

Dood why are you looking at things like that

curiousity killed the cat. i just figured it was another fat girl saying she was slim....lol.

 

[Arabian]

curiousity killed the cat. i just figured it was another fat girl saying she was slim....lol.

lolol I can relate ......lololol

 

[hog#head#cheese]

curiousity killed the cat. i just figured it was another fat girl saying she was slim....lol.

Kinda like a car accident just one peek

 

[stilleto]

she put up her picture. if you don't like it, don't reply. what do you want her to say about herself?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

This thread is insensitive and heartless i ask that all the BBW"S out there please forgive me for my knuckel dragging mentality.......

 

[Arabian]

This thread is insensitive and heartless i ask that all the BBW"S out there please forgive me for my knuckel dragging mentality.......

Thats better because you almost upset our QUEEN BEE (STILLETO)

 

[GUARDIAN]

Thats better because you almost upset our QUEEN BEE (STILLETO)

LMAO

 

[stilleto]

This thread is insensitive and heartless i ask that all the BBW"S out there please forgive me for my knuckel dragging mentality.......

well you put this thread up so everyone can tell you how gross she is but seriously, what did you want this girl to say about herself? she didn't say she is a supermodel- she said she's fun.

so, she's gross. who cares. I'm sure there are plenty of girls who think you're gross too (someone is always gross to someone else, somewhere).

 

[stilleto]

Thats better because you almost upset our QUEEN BEE (STILLETO)

well that's funny.

oh wait. no it's not.

 

[ponyfitness]

Craigs list even worse

I posted on craigslist once without a picture but asked for no single moms and someone who exercised regularly. You wouldn't believe the amount of welfare moms and fatties that emailed me.

 

[NEO1]

I would have tossed a steak to distract her and hit the door faster than Carl Lewis.

Your a better man than me i would have went out the back door quicker than you could say BBW.

 

[chazk]

I created fake ad on CL as a girl that wanted sex in the casual encounters section.
I kid you not must have had 50 emails with in 10 minutes.
My wife flirted with some of the guys and looked at cock pics they sent shit was hilarious how desperate they were.
One decent looking guy sent pics that was all. If she wanted him I prob would have done a mmf if she would have wanted it , but she is only into the fmf things
thanks goodness

 

[hog#head#cheese]

One of the funniest threads i ever read......Vhttp://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3554811

 

[nefertiti]

I love when these broads online put these blatant lies in there profiles and whats just as bad is when they check "Def does not smoke"And she lights up while your on the phone!! Scoring a keeper is tricky in this game.Anyone else...


EXAMPLE A
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3397891.htm

I didn't see anything in her profile that was deceptive. I'm not sure why you felt the need to make fun of her.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I didn't see anything in her profile that was deceptive. I'm not sure why you felt the need to make fun of her.

It was just an insensitive generalization and as much as I love to rip on the fattys today I will not feed that craving(LOL)However I welcome you guys shrewdness

 

[cindylou]

i heard okcupid was a good site.

on cosmo radio. tons of girls had to have heard that

 

[hog#head#cheese]

i heard okcupid was a good site.

on cosmo radio. tons of girls had to have heard that

Thanx,For that one.Right now Im having a ball with POF right now 4 dates this week 3 very nice girls,The 4th i ducked out the back.

 

[cindylou]

Thanx,For that one.Right now Im having a ball with POF right now 4 dates this week 3 very nice girls,The 4th i ducked out the back.

did you really duck out the back?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

did you really duck out the back?

Yes it bears me great shame But the restauraunt owner was a friend of mine and gave me the heads up when she arrived,It wasn't my first "Your an asshole text"

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[Beachboy6294]

Yes it bears me great shame But the restauraunt owner was a friend of mine and gave me the heads up when she arrived,It wasn't my first "Your an asshole text"

I've done the same on blind dates

 

[NEO1]

I outran one on the way back to my place. Good thing she didnt have a fast car.

I've done the same on blind dates

 

[nefertiti]

It was just an insensitive generalization and as much as I love to rip on the fattys today I will not feed that craving(LOL)However I welcome you guys shrewdness

(shrug)

The only people I make fun of are myself, and people who think they are hot shit but in fact, are not.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

(shrug)

The only people I make fun of are myself, and people who think they are hot shit but in fact, are not.

I spent my whole life with drugs and booze making fun of myself

 

[Beachboy6294]

I outran one on the way back to my place. Good thing she didnt have a fast car.

What did you do when she got to your house? lol

 

[jackangel]

"a few extra pounds" is probably the fattest option these profiles allow.

"large whale-cow", "that's a huge bitch", or "OMG you're blocking the sun" wouldn't be very productive.

i'm sure some brother is all up in that by now, tearing it up.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Just "bbw"gets the point across to me

 

[stilleto]

I spent my whole life with drugs and booze making fun of myself

did you exhaust that option and move on to people who haven't done a thing to you?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

"Exits thread"

 

[drsketch]

I wouldnt hit that with your dick