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A brief message to all Frenchmen
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JayC9
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1415 in a field by the village of Agincourt, a small English army prepare to do battle against a much larger French army. The French whilst sitting eating their croissants and drinking coffee, talking about how they were going to cut off the fingers of the English scumbag archers and how easy it was going to be to defeat the English, were taken by surprise as it started raining arrows. As the English line advanced, many French were taken prisoner to the point where they outnumbered the whole English Army. After the English nobles honorably declined the task of dealing with the prisoners, the scumbag archers got the job. As a taunt to the soon to be executed prisoners, the archers proudly displayed their arrow fingers in a salute which is still commonly used today. Urban legend…who cares, I rather like that story, salut.
domoljub said:
Their boobs aren't very big though and from what i hear they don't shower much. Have either of those changed?
I think I remember I had a somewhat hot French teacher in college.
digimon7068
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javaguru said:
i like snappin' gyros. . .
JayC9
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Intense game and a convincing win. Defense is looking strong, England have a good chance of bringing home the title.
Don't worry guys, rugby is a pure austere gentleman's game, I don't expect you will understand.
Americans, so little interest in anything other than their own incestuous sports, most of which I might add, are derived from British games. One striking difference between the rugby world cup and say the baseball world series is there are actually teams from other parts of the world involved.
Take a game, punctuate it with as many greasy commercial breaks as possible, add padding and helmets, increase the probability of goal and point scoring and you have the beginnings of an all American sport. I put this down to the general populace inability to concentrate for more than a few minutes at a time.
Of course you guys also have NASCAR and American wrestling, a racing circuit with only two corners and a bunch of meatheads in costumes play acting, what does that tell you?
Don't worry guys, rugby is a pure austere gentleman's game, I don't expect you will understand.
Americans, so little interest in anything other than their own incestuous sports, most of which I might add, are derived from British games. One striking difference between the rugby world cup and say the baseball world series is there are actually teams from other parts of the world involved.
Take a game, punctuate it with as many greasy commercial breaks as possible, add padding and helmets, increase the probability of goal and point scoring and you have the beginnings of an all American sport. I put this down to the general populace inability to concentrate for more than a few minutes at a time.
Of course you guys also have NASCAR and American wrestling, a racing circuit with only two corners and a bunch of meatheads in costumes play acting, what does that tell you?
nimbus
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JayC9 said:
hey now we still have the toronto blue jays =P
Besides, where the teams are located is arbitrary because it's not like you have to be born in new york to play for the yankees. the greatest baseball players in the world are still competing in the series, they just don't represent countries.
Also you left out 'increasing the amount of strategy employed' in your formula for an American sport; we don't have games like rugby where the players all run around like idiots.
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