5 yo today

[gonelifting]

I'm shopping for shotguns as we speak. Are there any books I could read on how to keep the neighborhood kids away? You can never plan too early, I always say.

Actually, I just started saying it.

 

[jh1]

Buy a shovel as well. Or a back ho.

 

[gonelifting]

Buy a shovel as well. Or a back ho.

LOL Ummm, me and digging don't mix well. I got in big trouble last time I tried digging in my yard. BIG trouble.

 

[hotzie]

she is adorable. do you tell her stories of how you used to be a mod??

 

[rnch]

"daughters are revenge for having a sex life"

 

[samoth]

Are there any books I could read on how to keep the neighborhood kids away?

 

[jestro]

I'm shopping for shotguns as we speak. Are there any books I could read on how to keep the neighborhood kids away? You can never plan too early, I always say.

Actually, I just started saying it.

What a cute kid. Don't worry about killin' the boys, you've got plenty of time till you have to worry about that. But it goes quicker than you think, so maybe just a couple guns.

 

[stilleto]

she's so adorable.





are you sure you're the father?

 

[jenscats5]

Very cute!

 

[SoKlueles]

aaah so cute

 

[dsh89]

I have 3 beautiful daughters. Fucking sucks. I wish they could have been mediocre or something. Watch Bad Boys 2, where the kid comes over to take Martin Lawrence's daughter out and take notes.

 

[rnch]

a few years ago when my darlin' blue eyed, flaxen haired neice, the "apple of my eye" and the receipent of much of my sick leave and vacation time, trying to compensate for the emotionally cold and workaholic father she has,the closest i get to having kids, started dating she had to ask my sister to keep me away when her dates picked her up...apparently i was giving them all dirty looks and intimidating the hell outta the young boys.


little does she and her mother know that i chased off a couple of unacceptable geese ball asshats many years ago when her mother started to date!

 

[samoth]

she's so adorable.

are you sure you're the father?

She totally looks like GL. Except she's female. And Five.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm shopping for shotguns as we speak. Are there any books I could read on how to keep the neighborhood kids away? You can never plan too early, I always say.

Actually, I just started saying it.

Awww...sweet little baby. I would spoil her rotten. I hope my baby is that pretty. What a little doll!