5 languages of love (test)

[nefertiti]

Ok this is corny, but i'm bored, not in the mood to go out tonight (bad day), so pls indulge me. In another thread I posted something about the five love languages and out of curiosity I found a test online...

Love Languages Test

based on author Gary Chapman's study, the languages are:

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Words of Affirmation

Actions don’t always speak louder than words. If this is your love language, unsolicited compliments mean the world to you. Hearing the words, “I love you,” are important—hearing the reasons behind that love sends your spirits skyward. Insults can leave you shattered and are not easily forgotten.
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Quality Time

In the vernacular of Quality Time, nothing says, “I love you,” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes your significant other feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed dates, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful.
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Receiving Gifts

Don’t mistake this love language for materialism; the receiver of gifts thrives on the love, thoughtfulness, and effort behind the gift. If you speak this language, the perfect gift or gesture shows that you are known, you are cared for, and you are prized above whatever was sacrificed to bring the gift to you. A missed birthday, anniversary, or a hasty, thoughtless gift would be disastrous—so would the absence of everyday gestures.
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Acts of Service

Can vacuuming the floors really be an expression of love? Absolutely! Anything you do to ease the burden of responsibilities weighing on an “Acts of Service” person will speak volumes. The words he or she most want to hear: “Let me do that for you.” Laziness, broken commitments, and making more work for them tell speakers of this language their feelings don’t matter.
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Physical Touch

This language isn’t all about the bedroom. A person whose primary language is Physical Touch is, not surprisingly, very touchy. Hugs, pats on the back, holding hands, and thoughtful touches on the arm, shoulder, or face—they can all be ways to show excitement, concern, care, and love. Physical presence and accessibility are crucial, while neglect or abuse can be unforgivable and destructive.

He theorized that everyone speaks a little of each but that there is a primary one (or two). What's yours?




My results:

37% physical touch
33% quality time
13% words of affirmation
13% acts of service
3% receiving gifts

take the test, or discuss, or whatever.

 

[-SD-]

100% dick in vag time

 

[cindylou]

lol my sister tried to get me to take this once...and my pastor suggested I read it..let me make a drink and I'll take it!

 

[-SD-]

lol my sister tried to get me to take this once...and my pastor suggested I read it..let me make a drink and I'll take it!

for increased testing accuracy

 

[mrplunkey]

I'll take the test. But before I do, here's the correct answer for a women's behavior toward a man:

1) Be sweet.
2) Give it up a lot, with enthusiasm and creativity.

It's really that simple. Those two factors tweak the neurotransmitters in our brain that it makes us behave like all those silly self-help books describe.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im all touch, if u really love me, let me bang

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

27% Words of Affirmation
27% Quality Time
23% Acts of Service
17% Receiving Gifts
7% Physical Touch

FML if it asked one more guddamn time if I like gifts!! lmao

 

[mrplunkey]

I tried taking the test. Some of those choices are just plain bogus.

I like it when you give me gifts.
I like taking long walks with you.

I don't want gifts. And I don't want to take a long walk. Let's workout then have sexytime instead.

 

[BlueBird]

Percent Language Score
27%
Words of Affirmation 8
23%
Quality Time 7

13%
Receiving Gifts 4
13%
Acts of Service 4
23%
Physical Touch 7
How to Interpret Your Profile Score

Your highest score indicates your primary love language. Your second highest score indicates your secondary love language. If two scores are identical, you are bi-lingual(you have two Primary love languages). If the scores of your primary language and your secondary language are close(for example, 10 and 9 respectively), it indicates both are important to you. The highest possible score for any one love language is 12.

Having a clear picture of your primary and secondary love languages will explain much of your past behavior. Think back over the past and ask yourself, "What have I most often requested of my spouse?" Chances are your answer will lie within the scope of your primary and secondary love languages. You have been requesting that which would meet your deepest need for emotional love. Your requests, however, might have come across as nagging or criticizing and thus drove your spouse away.

Seems I'm a bi-winner...twice...I'm an F-36!

 

[cindylou]

Quality Time 37%
Words of Affirmation 33%
Acts of Service 13%
Physical Touch 13%
Gifts 3%

 

[mrplunkey]

I'd propose a sixth love language: Giving it up like mad.

Here are some questions:

I enjoy long walks with you
I love it when you meet me at the door naked in stripper heels

I like to spend time with you
I like it when you handcuff me to the bedpost

I like it when you bring your girlfriend over for an ecstasy-fueled threesome
I feel whole when we hug

Visible symbols of love (gifts) are very important to me
I enjoy the kind of sex that involves stretching prior to getting started

I value you screaming "spank me like the bad girl I am!"
I value your praise and try to avoid your criticism

I could sooooo fix that test.

 

[chris302001]

My results:

33% physical touch
30% quality time
23% words of affirmation
10% acts of service
3% receiving gifts

 

[AFeedz]

If I got 37% physical touch, am I a slut? Lol jk jk

37% Physical Touch
23% Words of Affirmation
23% Quality Time
17% Acts of Service
0% Receiving Gifts

It seems like my percentages are like a man's. Hmph.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Dont give Afeedz any gifts....or your done....lmao

 

[mrplunkey]

27% Words of Affirmation 8
17% Quality Time 5
13% Receiving Gifts 4
13% Acts of Service 4
30% Physical Touch 9

 

[AFeedz]

Dont give Afeedz any gifts....or your done....lmao

It's not that I don't like gifts, I just chose none of those answers because I think gifts are nice, but I don't think they show love like touching, talking, or spending time together does.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

thats fair

 

[samoth]

My results:

404 error

 

[cindylou]

Words of Affirmation

Actions don’t always speak louder than words. If this is your love language, unsolicited compliments mean the world to you. Hearing the words, “I love you,” are important—hearing the reasons behind that love sends your spirits skyward. Insults can leave you shattered and are not easily forgotten.
#
Quality Time

In the vernacular of Quality Time, nothing says, “I love you,” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes your significant other feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed dates, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful.


after reading those two..that is spot on...certain words can crush me and being ignored can too

 

[mrplunkey]

My results:

404 error

That's 'cause physics nerds don't deserve love.

 

[Smurfy]

23% Words of Affirmation
7% Quality Time
13% Receiving Gifts
27% Acts of Service
30% Physical Touch

 

[Smurfy]

Great, now Chris is mad cuz he thinks I'd rather get a gift than hang out with him LMAO

 

[chris302001]

you just want me to do shit for you

we're over!

 

[EnderJE]

38% steak
62% bj

 

[Smurfy]

you just want me to do shit for you

we're over!

 

[mrplunkey]

Chris should prescribe himself some test.

 

[Sub-Zero]

17% Words of Affirmation
23% Quality Time
0% Receiving Gifts
20% Acts of Service
40% Physical Touch


touch me, touch me...i wanna feel your body, your heart beat next to mine!

 

[Sub-Zero]

I'd propose a sixth love language: Giving it up like mad.

Here are some questions:

I enjoy long walks with you
I love it when you meet me at the door naked in stripper heels

I like to spend time with you
I like it when you handcuff me to the bedpost

I like it when you bring your girlfriend over for an ecstasy-fueled threesome
I feel whole when we hug

Visible symbols of love (gifts) are very important to me
I enjoy the kind of sex that involves stretching prior to getting started

I value you screaming "spank me like the bad girl I am!"
I value your praise and try to avoid your criticism

I could sooooo fix that test.

lmfao

 

[-SD-]

27% Words of Affirmation
27% Quality Time
23% Acts of Service
17% Receiving Gifts
7% Physical Touch

FML if it asked one more guddamn time if I like gifts!! lmao

100% phagocyte

 

[Sub-Zero]

100% phagocyte

LOLOL phagocytes oh god that gets me every time

 

[-SD-]

LOLOL phagocytes oh god that gets me every time

its an SD proprietary term

 

[ceo]

Words of Affirmation

Actions don’t always speak louder than words. If this is your love language, unsolicited compliments mean the world to you. Hearing the words, “I love you,” are important—hearing the reasons behind that love sends your spirits skyward. Insults can leave you shattered and are not easily forgotten.
#
Quality Time

In the vernacular of Quality Time, nothing says, “I love you,” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes your significant other feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed dates, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful.


after reading those two..that is spot on...certain words can crush me and being ignored can too

what? ah nevermind.

 

[ceo]

20% Words of Affirmation
23% Quality Time
3% Receiving Gifts
23% Acts of Service
30% Physical Touch

I want it all. Well, except the gifts. I chose sex over gifts every time.


I took it a second time because there were a couple answers I could have gone either way on.

27% Words of Affirmation
20% Quality Time
3% Receiving Gifts
17% Acts of Service
33% Physical Touch

meh.

I have this book actually. I read it 13 years ago. Good book.

 

[cindylou]

since I was told to read it ; I did everthing I could to avoid it

 

[*ebony*]

23% Words of Affirmation 7
17% Quality Time 5
7% Receiving Gifts 2
17% Acts of Service 5
37% Physical Touch 11

 

[cindylou]

what? ah nevermind.

 

[OMEGA]

its simple, be honest with feelings and be able to have touch show that.

 

[nangiggles]

I'm like a dude, feel me up and I'm happy

 

[chris302001]

23% Words of Affirmation
7% Quality Time
13% Receiving Gifts
27% Acts of Service
30% Physical Touch

I think I've given you both a gift, and some acts of service this am!

 

[mrplunkey]

I think I've given you both a gift, and some acts of service this am!

Did she give you words of affirmation? Maybe something like: "No baby, size doesn't matter anyway. It's how you use it."?