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Hai guys.. I owe hits and will get on my computer tomorrow
sweet... after posting here, i did go read all 15 pages of the "adventure"...
seize the moment... good words to live by
Spreading the love...
Lolol
I wish!!
I wish!!
Lol
Apparently my mind is somewhere else!!
Apparently my mind is somewhere else!!
Morning ..
Happy Tuesday indeed. No work for me both today and tomorrow. Cooking, gym, and being lazy after, should sum it all up!
Hump day!!
I know....how can we liven it up?? Truth or dare maybe??? 
I know....how can we liven it up?? Truth or dare maybe???
Sure. Or we could put out cupcakes!
Just a little less than 29000 to go!
Back at ya, ya hoser. Only it's Saturday. You must be waaaay on the other side of MN, if it's already Sunday there
actually i lost a day i was told..
worked my ass off on friday.. got way too drunk friday afternoon/evening and had to play volleyball that night.. at least i thought i was funny.. hahhhaa
I was just reminded by the wife that it is saturday still... so i'm all good, picked up an extra day.. big test on monday morning so i'm all good..
lol...how're ya feeling today Spy??
Same to you!!!
In for K lovin! this thread has lost force, do we need another?
I love Van City!!
We got a dump of snow!! God...it just never ends!
-10 wind chill today.. hilarious..
VanCity.
New member
happens to me before a cycle or some new supplement im going to take.. end up getting sick and having to wait a week in antcipation...
Me me me
Yeah, that shits hard to get these days. Expensive too.
Happy Easter weekend everyone. Got a short shift on Saturday, otherwise off till Monday.
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Good Friday..
1 Peter 2: 19b-24... if for the sake of conscience toward God a person bears up under sorrows when suffering unjustly. 20 For what credit is there if, when you sin and are harshly treated, you endure it with patience? But if when you do what is right and suffer for it you patiently endure it, this finds favor with God. 21 For you have been called for this purpose, since Christ also suffered for you, leaving you an example for you to follow in His steps, 22 who committed no sin, nor was any deceit found in His mouth; 23 and while being reviled, He did not revile in return; while suffering, He uttered no threats, but kept entrusting Himself to Him who judges righteously; 24 and He Himself bore our sins in His body on the cross, so that we might die to sin and live to righteousness; for by His wounds you were healed.
1 Peter 2: 19b-24... if for the sake of conscience toward God a person bears up under sorrows when suffering unjustly. 20 For what credit is there if, when you sin and are harshly treated, you endure it with patience? But if when you do what is right and suffer for it you patiently endure it, this finds favor with God. 21 For you have been called for this purpose, since Christ also suffered for you, leaving you an example for you to follow in His steps, 22 who committed no sin, nor was any deceit found in His mouth; 23 and while being reviled, He did not revile in return; while suffering, He uttered no threats, but kept entrusting Himself to Him who judges righteously; 24 and He Himself bore our sins in His body on the cross, so that we might die to sin and live to righteousness; for by His wounds you were healed.
here is a quick paste job
Got Milk?
If your milk comes in a cardboard container, add a few drops of food coloring. It's harmless April Fool's joke but the results are pretty colorful.
What's That in Your Apple?
For a fruity April Fool's practical joke, get a few gummy worms and carefully poke them into fresh fruit, particularly apples. Give mom or dad a wormy apple for lunch and leave a few apples on the table for friends and family members to snack on.
April Showers
If you have a sink with a sprayer, put a rubber band around the handle when nobody's looking. This automatically keeps the nozzle in spray-mode. Make sure the nozzle is pointing up and outward. The next person to use the sink will get a splash! Too funny!
Spare Change
This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.
One Sick Joke
Fill a hot water bottle with blended leftovers or even pea soup. Keep the bottle hidden under your shirt near your chest and make a trip to the cafeteria. Your friends need to be in on this prank. When the cafeteria is full, make a loud noise to attract attention, bend over the table and squeeze the bottle. Your sludge should spew out all over the table like you've just thrown up.
Look What I can Do!
Ask your victim, er.. friend to put a quarter on a piece of paper and, without removing their finger, trace the coin with a pencil. Repeat the "test" with a few fingers. After that's done, get the victim to pick up the quarter and roll it along the bridge of their nose. Then quietly snicker behind their back as they walk around with a black line along their nose. Don't use a permanent marker cuz that's not cool.
Kids' Suggestions
3 Take a Woopie Cushion to school and put it in the teachers desk!
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: Morgan
Age: 15
3 For a great April Fool's joke, if you have little holders for your salt and pepper, switch the salt with sugar and then watch your family's and friend's faces when they try their food! Just make sure they have something they eat salt with.
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: kermitlover
Age:16
3 Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a truck, ferrari, etc. (Make sure the car isn't already on!) Then get in it and have your parents start it up and it will pop. It will sound like the tire popped.
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: barneykiller
Age: 14
3 Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places at your victim's room!
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: PuNNishmenT
Age: 12
5 This is one of THE best tricks I know! First you put Saran Wrap or any other clear plastic wrap over the toilet, between the bowl and the seat. Do this at night so it is harder to see. Then when someone goes to the bathroom, SURPRISE! Oh, and a scream. I don't recommend this because I got grounded for 3 months when I tried it. It's funny, and messy, so if you don't take my advice and do it anyway, be ready to clean up the mess! EWW!!!
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: Smintz
Age: 14
Read more: April Fools' Practical Jokes & Pranks April Fools' Practical Jokes & Pranks
Got Milk?
If your milk comes in a cardboard container, add a few drops of food coloring. It's harmless April Fool's joke but the results are pretty colorful.
What's That in Your Apple?
For a fruity April Fool's practical joke, get a few gummy worms and carefully poke them into fresh fruit, particularly apples. Give mom or dad a wormy apple for lunch and leave a few apples on the table for friends and family members to snack on.
April Showers
If you have a sink with a sprayer, put a rubber band around the handle when nobody's looking. This automatically keeps the nozzle in spray-mode. Make sure the nozzle is pointing up and outward. The next person to use the sink will get a splash! Too funny!
Spare Change
This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.
One Sick Joke
Fill a hot water bottle with blended leftovers or even pea soup. Keep the bottle hidden under your shirt near your chest and make a trip to the cafeteria. Your friends need to be in on this prank. When the cafeteria is full, make a loud noise to attract attention, bend over the table and squeeze the bottle. Your sludge should spew out all over the table like you've just thrown up.
Look What I can Do!
Ask your victim, er.. friend to put a quarter on a piece of paper and, without removing their finger, trace the coin with a pencil. Repeat the "test" with a few fingers. After that's done, get the victim to pick up the quarter and roll it along the bridge of their nose. Then quietly snicker behind their back as they walk around with a black line along their nose. Don't use a permanent marker cuz that's not cool.
Kids' Suggestions
3 Take a Woopie Cushion to school and put it in the teachers desk!
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: Morgan
Age: 15
3 For a great April Fool's joke, if you have little holders for your salt and pepper, switch the salt with sugar and then watch your family's and friend's faces when they try their food! Just make sure they have something they eat salt with.
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: kermitlover
Age:16
3 Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a truck, ferrari, etc. (Make sure the car isn't already on!) Then get in it and have your parents start it up and it will pop. It will sound like the tire popped.
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: barneykiller
Age: 14
3 Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places at your victim's room!
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: PuNNishmenT
Age: 12
5 This is one of THE best tricks I know! First you put Saran Wrap or any other clear plastic wrap over the toilet, between the bowl and the seat. Do this at night so it is harder to see. Then when someone goes to the bathroom, SURPRISE! Oh, and a scream. I don't recommend this because I got grounded for 3 months when I tried it. It's funny, and messy, so if you don't take my advice and do it anyway, be ready to clean up the mess! EWW!!!
Kidz Submit by:
Nickname: Smintz
Age: 14
Read more: April Fools' Practical Jokes & Pranks April Fools' Practical Jokes & Pranks
I have missed this whole season but love that show. Was it good? Worth watching??
Definitely. It was my first season. Got some catching up to do now.
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Watched season 4 of Justified on the weekend. I enjoyed it!
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