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Tryn2

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I saw to gorgeus strippers at a private show this weekend. They did everything with each other then some. I was laying back on a couch and the hot one came over and flexed for me...I kinda laughed...But damn she had a six pack and was fukin smokin. Then she sat down on my hand with her lips just a restin...hrm that was so warm, it was kinda nice, something different alwayz feels kinda nice. She had had 4 kids to but you would never had fucking believed that.... :p
 
You did wash your hand....right? heh heh heh. A buddy of mine once got clamidiya in his eye that way.
 
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That is funny.....She was a friend of mines hooker. He takes her to vegas and the keys and other vacations like the bahamas...Hence how I know a little personal info...Funny either way...
 
Tryn2 said:
I just love hot girlz. Especially naked ones that let me touch and see every ounce of their bodies...
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lmfao. ATTENTION ALL WOMEN THAT ARE CONFUSED BY MEN - this statement explains our entire reason for existing and defines the very simplistic nature of our actions, thoughts, and words.
 
Tryn2 said:
That is funny.....She was a friend of mines hooker. He takes her to vegas and the keys and other vacations like the bahamas...Hence how I know a little personal info...Funny either way...
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Why does he take a hooker on vacation?
 
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awittyusername said:
Why does he take a hooker on vacation?
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so he can bang her, numbskull (said in Moe voice from the Three Stooges, while grabbing his ear with a pair of pliers)
 
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LMAO,I remember my bachelors party.Everyone would lay on the floor face up with a rolled up dollar bill sticking up out of their mouths.Homegirl would squat down and make it disappear.
 
HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:
LMAO,I remember my bachelors party.Everyone would lay on the floor face up with a rolled up dollar bill sticking up out of their mouths.Homegirl would squat down and make it disappear.
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I've had a few do that, but with a lifesaver on our foreheads.
 
geoboy said:
so he can bang her, numbskull (said in Moe voice from the Three Stooges, while grabbing his ear with a pair of pliers)
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Is this an episode of the Twilight Zone or something?

1. You pay a hooker to LEAVE after sex.

2. Taking a serious gf or wife to an exotic location is the only time my married friends say they are guaranteed sex. (for free)

3. If you don't have a gf and go on vacation in a place that is frequented by tourists...You are likely to find a girl to have sex with, because of the exotic location, not having to worry about her rep, etc. (for free)

4. If you want a gf to go on the trip with you.....It is easy to get a chick to go on vacation w/you to an exotic location withyou even if you are a loser. (for free)
 
awittyusername said:
Is this an episode of the Twilight Zone or something?

1. You pay a hooker to LEAVE after sex.

2. Taking a serious gf or wife to an exotic location is the only time my married friends say they are guaranteed sex. (for free)

3. If you don't have a gf and go on vacation in a place that is frequented by tourists...You are likely to find a girl to have sex with, because of the exotic location, not having to worry about her rep, etc. (for free)

4. If you want a gf to go on the trip with you.....It is easy to get a chick to go on vacation w/you to an exotic location withyou even if you are a loser. (for free)
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you sound like a man who has never gone on vacation with a prostitute - tsk, tsk. It's better than all the therapy and Prozac in the world.
 
Tryn2 said:
I saw to gorgeus strippers at a private show this weekend. They did everything with each other then some. I was laying back on a couch and the hot one came over and flexed for me...I kinda laughed...But damn she had a six pack and was fukin smokin. Then she sat down on my hand with her lips just a restin...hrm that was so warm, it was kinda nice, something different alwayz feels kinda nice. She had had 4 kids to but you would never had fucking believed that.... :p
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awittyusername said:
Is this an episode of the Twilight Zone or something?

1. You pay a hooker to LEAVE after sex.

2. Taking a serious gf or wife to an exotic location is the only time my married friends say they are guaranteed sex. (for free)

3. If you don't have a gf and go on vacation in a place that is frequented by tourists...You are likely to find a girl to have sex with, because of the exotic location, not having to worry about her rep, etc. (for free)

4. If you want a gf to go on the trip with you.....It is easy to get a chick to go on vacation w/you to an exotic location withyou even if you are a loser. (for free)
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[Moe finishes him off with an eye poke, followed by a foot stomp and a head butt. Then puts his head in a vicegrip and tightens it. ]
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KillahBee said:
you sound like a man who has never gone on vacation with a prostitute - tsk, tsk. It's better than all the therapy and Prozac in the world.
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Damn KB, I always agree w/you. Are you and Geo kidding w/me????

I gots no problem paying for a hooker. (I never have) But, I would do it for them to leave afterwards and not have to put up w/the bullshit.

Come on married and guys w/gfs...Don't you get more sex and less bitching when your on vacation w/your SO??? (and not have to pay a hooker)

Single guys....Don't you have a better chance at hooking up when your are on vacation??????

Or, am I way off???
 
There's nothing better than hot strippers. Everything is sex and money. If you date someone for sex, you'll spend a lot of money until you can bang her. And that fuck will be slowly, gentle, shy, the first time, it sucks. With strippers, you pay for what you want and dream and have a fuckin' hot biatch in doggie style position with an amazing outfit and doing whatever you want. Those girls are real artists. I love 'em.
 
awittyusername said:
Damn KB, I always agree w/you. Are you and Geo kidding w/me????

I gots no problem paying for a hooker. (I never have) But, I would do it for them to leave afterwards and not have to put up w/the bullshit.

Come on married and guys w/gfs...Don't you get more sex and less bitching when your on vacation w/your SO??? (and not have to pay a hooker)

Single guys....Don't you have a better chance at hooking up when your are on vacation??????

Or, am I way off???
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lol - I was kind of busting balls, wasn't really getting serious with it. Everything you said makes sense. Only went on vacation with a SO once in my life and it was pretty good - definitely an increased sex regime.
 
KillahBee said:
lol - I was kind of busting balls, wasn't really getting serious with it. Everything you said makes sense. Only went on vacation with a SO once in my life and it was pretty good - definitely an increased sex regime.
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lol
I thought your were getting at going on vacation in those places in South America where you can have 3 hookers a day for $100. Because, I'm down w/that!!

I know a jaded divorced guy who's wife took millions from him. He would go to South America almost 10 times a yr. He said he never wanted a gf/wife again, bc $50 for the whole day and she worshiped the ground you walk on.

However, he fucked up. The last time he spent the whole week w/the same hooker. Then, He brought her back to America and is going to marry her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
awittyusername said:
lol
I thought your were getting at going on vacation in those places in South America where you can have 3 hookers a day for $100. Because, I'm down w/that!!

I know a jaded divorced guy who's wife took millions from him. He would go to South America almost 10 times a yr. He said he never wanted a gf/wife again, bc $50 for the whole day and she worshiped the ground you walk on.

However, he fucked up. The last time he spent the whole week w/the same hooker. Then, He brought her back to America and is going to marry her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jesus man, how the fuck does he explain that one to his family when they ask him how they met?! I have heard that about S.A. - that there are just beautiful, inexpensive ladies waiting to worship American men. Fuck, I gotta get down there.
 
My friend use to run an escort agency out of la and vegas. Guy was pullin' down at LEAST $20,000 a week with his babes. And all the sex in the world!

Then he got muscled out -- cuz all that shit is run by big black guys with big guns and their white strip club owner cronies.
 
i wonder how I would feel if my mom did that?
I bet those kids are oging to grow up to a fantastic life.


Just so everybody doesnt think I am a complete tool- I love fucking hot girls too.
 
Louisiana.

That was my guess after the 4 kids part
 
awittyusername said:
Is this an episode of the Twilight Zone or something?

1. You pay a hooker to LEAVE after sex.

2. Taking a serious gf or wife to an exotic location is the only time my married friends say they are guaranteed sex. (for free)

3. If you don't have a gf and go on vacation in a place that is frequented by tourists...You are likely to find a girl to have sex with, because of the exotic location, not having to worry about her rep, etc. (for free)

4. If you want a gf to go on the trip with you.....It is easy to get a chick to go on vacation w/you to an exotic location withyou even if you are a loser. (for free)
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I understood you man. especially if youa re going to a place known for hookers. Whats the freaking point of that one?

#4 spot on
 
KillahBee said:
you sound like a man who has never gone on vacation with a prostitute - tsk, tsk. It's better than all the therapy and Prozac in the world.
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:lmao:

But seriously, if anyone can have it, I have no interest.

The best sex is after shes already told everyone she knows that there is no way shed ever sleep with you ;)
 
JerseyArt said:
:lmao:

But seriously, if anyone can have it, I have no interest.

The best sex is after shes already told everyone she knows that there is no way shed ever sleep with you ;)
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lol

I know exactly what your saying
 
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