14 year old chimp attacks neighbor, left in critical condition.

[miplank]

anyone else see this?

Pet 200-pound chimp killed by officers after it attacks woman in Connecticut home

 

[Razorguns]

He looks like a fat angry fuck. Seen his pic? The Ted Bundy of chimps.

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[billfred]

He looks like a fat angry fuck. Seen his pic? The Ted Bundy of chimps.

r

Puddles strikes again.

 

[Mr. dB]

He looks like a fat angry fuck. Seen his pic? The Ted Bundy of chimps.

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Ted Bundy was fat and angry? I thought he was supposed to be dapper and charming.

 

[jnevin]

al bundy?

 

[Razorguns]

Ted Bundy was fat and angry? I thought he was supposed to be dapper and charming.

inside. fat and sinister. like 80% of the posters here. Don't be fooled by the avatars.

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[calveless wonder]

fuckin retards.

that is why monkeys cant be pets. they're too smart, and too needy. you need to treat them literally like raising a child otherwise they act out all the time or have serious psychological issues. monkeys suffer from mental disorders too.
people see the diaper little monkey on "friends" or, dunston checks in and think the monkey is going to be chillin with him and just laughing

at the same time, they're a wild animal and if they get mad at you they'll fuck you up

 

[Razorguns]

You'd think people would learn from king kong.

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[puddlemonkey]

monkeys suffer from mental disorders too.

No, that's just you bro.

 

[calveless wonder]

No, that's just you bro.

you actually being a monkey would be an upgrade to a lot of things

 

[Sub-Zero]

haha this thread turned out well. even razorguns made me laugh

 

[Mr. dB]

inside. fat and sinister. like 80% of the posters here. Don't be fooled by the avatars.

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Ted Bundy had an avatar?

 

[jnevin]

CW knows because he has the responsibilities of a pet monkey.

 

[dutchman063]

fuckin retards.

that is why monkeys cant be pets. they're too smart, and too needy. you need to treat them literally like raising a child otherwise they act out all the time or have serious psychological issues. monkeys suffer from mental disorders too.
people see the diaper little monkey on "friends" or, dunston checks in and think the monkey is going to be chillin with him and just laughing

at the same time, they're a wild animal and if they get mad at you they'll fuck you up

sounds like my exgirlfriend

 

[musclemom]

I've alternatively heard the chimp was 14 or 15, same difference. A 14 y/o chimp is equivalent to a 14 y/o young man. Beating the hell out of someone is ape for "Get out of my life and leave me alone!"

Oh, +1 to what Calveless said about apes.