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I just woke up and now I have to take out the trash. Everywhere I live the dumpster is like down three hills around 6 corners and to the left. I don't mind walking, but I do mind walking while carrying bags of trash.
 
man this thread is getting pretty weak... let's talk abouit sex... or get smalls to post something in here... or get smalls ot post somehting about sex in here... there ya go... it's worked before and it will work again
 
seriously, we are getting nowhere, we've been on page 18 forever now, and there is a post with almost 600 posts now..and were still in the 3's, come on men! and women!

sex is good
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
If you talk about too much sex it'll get moved. I vote we list all the Pokemon.
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Biscuit, I don't know none of the Pokman. It's a little past my cartooning days. My 5 year old nephew does though, maybe I could hook the two of you's up?
 
3 tampons walk into a singles bar...

One named Pamela, one named Veronica and one named Kelly.

Guess which one pulled first?






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None of them - They're all stuck up cunts.
 
so you gusy are gonna let this thread get beat by a computer problem thread...c'mon guys rally up!
 
heres a good one....

The ambitious coach of a girl's track team gave the squad steroids. The team's performance soared. They won the championship for the county and state and were favored in the national meet. Penelope, a sixteen year old hurdler visited the coach about the steroids.

"Coach, I have a problem. Hair has grown on my chest."

"What? How far down does it go?"

"Down to my balls. That's something else I want to talk to you about."
:fro:
 
got nothing to say but thought i would like to be part of this record breaker.

Wrongun!
 
:beer:
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i smoked up last night......it was amazing shit......i was numb and i do not remember much

anyone have stories from the weekend?!!!:fro:
 
My Friday Night

I was sitting here trying to heal from the Flu when around 11pm my best friend called and is like "I'm in serious trouble could you come get me", so I immediately got super worried and thought she was at some party and something really bad happened, but it turns out she was at home and just could see, yeah I know that's not much better.

So I drive to her house in my boyfriends car, which has no light on the panel, so I can't see how fast I'm going. Then I pick her up and all we know is the hospital is on this one road, but there are also like 8 other medical centers on this road, so after pulling in each of them, we finally find the hospital.

We get there and ER wait was the shortest ever, thank god, cause I had a pounding headache the entire time. The doctor comes in and he's like yup that's conjunctivitis, both her eyes were bright red, not bloodshot, but red. Then I had to take her to rite aid to get her medicine and then I had to take her to the grocery store bank to deposit her rent money, since she won't be driving for a while. I feel really bad for her she has like 5 projects due this week and finals next week.

So I got home at 3am and felt like complete shit, I haven't had a headache that bad in years.
 
damnit... 2 more weeks and i'm done
1 month off baby!
anyway, i still got wasted plast night
there was so much fuckin drama it was rediculous... Guys fignthin, Girls fuckin... then cryin, Cops Bustin, Blunts smokin... people buggin

all in all i should have stayed in and studied
 
One more...lets get to 1000!

Thought I would add a useless post.... Need to get this to 1000. Woo Hoo cheat day today, I am gonna eat pizza
 
i'm stuck in a blast furnace at the moment, so i'll do my part over and over again... that and i don't feel liek being particularly mean this evening.
 
Awww ya check this out!!

Just found out my best friends girl is stripping at a club and he doesn;t even know it. We are going down there to see if she is really stripping. I'll give you an update once a get back.

Oh boy he is gonna be so fucking pissed when he finds out his girl is stripping. It's about to get ugly !!!!!!
 
FreakMonster said:
Awww ya check this out!!

Just found out my best friends girl is stripping at a club and he doesn;t even know it. We are going down there to see if she is really stripping. I'll give you an update once a get back.

Oh boy he is gonna be so fucking pissed when he finds out his girl is stripping. It's about to get ugly !!!!!!
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Just put a grenade in her pussy.............
 
Hehe,

Well He showed up at the strip club and totally ripped her a new asshole. Poor guy llooked like his heart was torn out and stomped on about 100 times!!
 
Damn Smalls, your ass is looking great! Love that new avatar! Woo Hoo
 
NicolePap said:



Hey Capt--


Good weekend- drank too much Sat night- but whats new!
I did in fact-- about 30 or so times.... Did you?
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did I! hell yes! 30 times? by the same guy or an Orgy?

I got drunk at the Patriots Victory against the Jets yesterday. I was stumbling around the parking lot.
 
Captain_insano said:


did I! hell yes! 30 times? by the same guy or an Orgy?

I got drunk at the Patriots Victory against the Jets yesterday. I was stumbling around the parking lot.
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Captain, did you get anally raped?
 
NicolePap said:

You are almost half way there-- Ill continue to do my part!
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...Does that mean you are going to kick back in your chair and sip on a Captain? :)

LOL....Hey, Nicole!!

How was the weekend?

~toga
:verygood:
 
NicolePap said:
Same guy-- we pretty much have sex constantly-- it is beginning to interfere with our social life-- we are sneaking away every hour--

Go pats!!!
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I know the feeling Nicole, however, who gives a shit about social life when you are getting laid over 5 times a day! HA:D

btw - I would love to lick your abs.
 
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Superman7 said:
Great to see you this am Toga..... How are you sweetie??
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Well, Good Morning there Super7....:)

I am still waking up....:yawn:!!

I need one more cup I think....

How about you babe, having a good Monday, Sweet?
 
toga22 said:


...Does that mean you are going to kick back in your chair and sip on a Captain? :)

LOL....Hey, Nicole!!

How was the weekend?

~toga
:verygood:
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Toga, YOu have a nice stomach too.

Can I lick whip cream off that flat stomach of yours?
 
FreakMonster said:


Toga, YOu have a nice stomach too.

Can I lick whip cream off that flat stomach of yours?
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Hmmmmmmm........

Well now that would be one way to wake me up!!

Absolutely, Sweetie!!
 
toga22 said:


You Would?!?!?!? ;)

Well, you know how the saying goes...

"Don't Sing it....Bring it!" LOL......:)
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LOL, I'll bring alright!!!

So how was your weekend toga? Did you get any action?
 
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FreakMonster said:
LOL

So how was your weekend toga? Did you get any action?
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No!! :bawling:

I had to work all weekend--put in over 48 hours....
so.....toga got no action, just made some money for the bill collectors!! :(

How about you FreakMonster? How were your days?
 
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Superman7 said:
Hey toga baby... the weekend was great thanks... Can I get in on some of this whip cream licking??????
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Of Course, Superman....

I was hoping that you would!! ;)
 
toga22 said:


No!! :bawling:

I had to work all weekend--put in over 48 hours....
so.....toga got no action, just made some money for the bill collectors!! :(

How about you FreakMonster? How were your days?
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I got no action whatsoever!! I'm such a loser!! LOL

I can only dream of licking whip cream and eating strawberries off your body!!!
 
FreakMonster said:


I can only dream of licking whip cream and eating strawberries off your body!!!
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Don't be such a pussy.......Whip cream and strawberries:rolleyes:
Eat the corn outta her shit....That'll impress her.

Trust me.:chomp:
 
Binky said:


Don't be such a pussy.......Whip cream and strawberries:rolleyes:
Eat the corn outta her shit....That'll impress her.

Trust me.:chomp:
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Oh ya I'm sure she's love that!!

Negative Karma points for you buddy!!
 
Binky said:


Don't be such a pussy.......Whip cream and strawberries:rolleyes:
Eat the corn outta her shit....That'll impress her.

Trust me.:chomp:
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Boy, now wouldn't it!!!.....:xeye:


I am all for the Strawberries and whip cream, FreakMonster!! ;)
 
toga22 said:



Boy, now wouldn't it!!!.....:xeye:


I am all for the Strawberries and whip cream, FreakMonster!! ;)
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I'll throw some hot Hershey chocolate syrup in their too!! I know you can't turn this tongue lashing offer down!!
 
Anybody can eat a hot fudge sundae off a girl. And prolly have.
Toss her salad and she'll love ya forever.
 
FreakMonster said:


I'll throw some hot Hershey chocolate syrup in their too!! I know you can't turn this tongue lashing offer down!!
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Whipped Cream? Strawberries? AND Chocolate?
You know the way to a womans heart...and tummy!!

I can not resist...Lick Away!! :p
 
Binky said:
Anybody can eat a hot fudge sundae off a girl. And prolly have.
Toss her salad and she'll love ya forever.
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I can toss her salad too if she wants. I'll just throw some Chocolate and whip cream in there for double the pleasure.
 
FreakMonster said:


I can toss her salad too if she wants. I'll just throw some Chocolate and whip cream in there for double the pleasure.
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Freakmonster...you are going to Spoil me! :p
 
FreakMonster said:


Your man better watch out!!!

I know your weakness now. LOL
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:eek2: Did I let all my secrets out already!! Oh No!!!

I have got to run for awhile!!

But don't put the Strawberries and whip cream away..
I will be back!! ;)

~toga
:verygood:
 
toga22 said:


:eek2: Did I let all my secrets out already!! Oh No!!!

I have got to run for awhile!!

But don't put the Strawberries and whip cream away..
I will be back!! ;)

~toga
:verygood:
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Please tell me all your secrets!!
 
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