1000 post thread?

[HamHock]

Usually I just say something like "Fuck me! These fucking boxers keep creeping up my ass. God dammit!" and proceed to give 'em a tug.

That's pretty indiscreet.

I wouldn't ever wear satin boxers, but chicks like to buy them as presents and get pissed if you don't wear them. Would it be ok to say something like this, "Fuck me! These cheesy fucking Snoopy Valentive satin boxers my fucking girlfriend makes me wear keep creeping up my ass. Mother Fucker!" and maybe throw in a "I hate that fat bitch" or something comprable before tuggin 'em out of my ass?

 

[gorilla_boy]

That's pretty indiscreet.

I wouldn't ever wear satin boxers, but chicks like to buy them as presents and get pissed if you don't wear them. Would it be ok to say something like this, "Fuck me! These cheesy fucking Snoopy Valentive satin boxers my fucking girlfriend makes me wear keep creeping up my ass. Mother Fucker!" and maybe throw in a "I hate that fat bitch" or something comprable before tuggin 'em out of my ass?

See that's why I prefer women's panties. Tighty whities are best. I like the ones I steal from Nicolepap and Smallmovesal best.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Good afternoon!

HamHock-- LOL! at your Snoopy Boxers!

And just where the fuck have you been, Missy? I lost your trail after you went into that peep show place...

 

[gorilla_boy]

I was abducted by the stripper-- she said I had pretty eyes.. and before I knew it I was naked...

You have really pretty eyes. Nice tits too.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Thanks- the ghetto booty is popular though

Don't mind me I'm feeling terribly aggressive today...

Are you naked?

 

[gorilla_boy]

Not anymore!

So...ahhh.....ummm....ahhh...

<WOP impersonator mode>
How you doin'?
</WOP impersonator mode>

 

[HamHock]

Thanks- the ghetto booty is popular though

You have just uncovered the secret to my heart.

 

[smallmovesal]

i will vouch for the ghetto booty

 

[gorilla_boy]

Woody for Christina

'Cause you missed it before, Nic.

 

[Benzi]

wow...
soooooooooo hot