1000 post thread?

[gorilla_boy]

smoking is bad.

I smoke after sex. But only if I don't use lube.

 

[Wombat]

I smoke after sex. But only if I don't use lube.

that's fucking funny

 

[smallmovesal]

LOL!!

*mental note have Ky handy when in Canada...

prefers *astroglide*

 

[casavant]

smoking is bad.

I don't really smoke. I was just trying to utilize a popular cliche with obvious sexual implications....Errrr....where's my pocket protector?

 

[gorilla_boy]

LOL!!

*mental note have Ky handy when in Canada...

There's always mazola...

 

[casavant]

There's always mazola...

Is that like canola oil? I have some of that on my shelf at home. Hmmmm....

 

[gorilla_boy]

Is that like canola oil? I have some of that on my shelf at home. Hmmmm....

Yeah, it's a brand name....

Crisco rules!

 

[Peyote Killa]

Smoking IS bad, but NO lube is far worse!
You should try dipping the cugarette in the lube then let it dry out, then smoke it!
Maybe then you wouldn't need sex, you could just smoke yourself into orgasm.

 

[casavant]

Yeah, it's a brand name....

Crisco rules!

Vegetable oil is my lube of choice for cranking one off. For sex, Astroglide, but for a good ole jack off session, the silkiness of vegetable oil just can't be beat.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Mazola? LOL!!!

Spare no expense.

Nothing but the best for you, Pet.

I'm so in lust with you