1000 post thread?

[gorilla_boy]

Nicole is rather conspicuous in her absence.

I swear I was only joking about kidnapping her...

 

[kronk]

Nicole is rather conspicuous in her absence.

I swear I was only joking about kidnapping her...

LMAO! She has been a machine at the gym latley, and getting the business up. She misses everyone. She is a bit horney right now, so watch out when she gets back on. SHe is going to want to rape you! LOL. Her FUCK ME NOW switch got turned on again about 1 week ago, I can barley walk! lol

 

[HamHock]

My left testicle appears to hang lower than the right.

 

[gorilla_boy]

My left testicle appears to hang lower than the right.

Me too! Perhaps you are my long lost twin?

 

[HamHock]

Me too! Perhaps you are my long lost twin?

It's possible. Only 1 way to be sure: Do you share these characteristics?:

My dick droops to the left.
I wake up every morning with a chubby.
Inexplicably, I find my hand to be down my pants whenever I watch TV alone.
I have a bad habit of having sex with my girlfriends' sisters and/or best friends.
I scratch my balls through my pant's pockets in public.
I have a firm and unshakable belief that Kellogs Sugar Frosted Flakes is Man's greatest modern industrial contribution.
I'm not gay, except for that one time in college when I was broke and needed a ride.

 

[gorilla_boy]

It's possible. Only 1 way to be sure: Do you share these characteristics?:

My dick droops to the left.
-Mine too!

I wake up every morning with a chubby.
-Same here. I beat it into submission though...

Inexplicably, I find my hand to be down my pants whenever I watch TV alone.
-Shit, I don't even have to be alone.

I have a bad habit of having sex with my girlfriends' sisters and/or best friends.
-Never been successful but I have tried on multiple occasions if that counts for anything.

I scratch my balls through my pant's pockets in public.
-I have some tact. I look around to see if anybodys watching or announce it so they can look away.

I have a firm and unshakable belief that Kellogs Sugar Frosted Flakes is Man's greatest modern industrial contribution.
-Gotta disagree there. I say it's breast implants.

I'm not gay, except for that one time in college when I was broke and needed a ride.
-Sorry dude, I wouldn't have made you do it if I knew you were my brother.

 

[HamHock]

Announce first, so people can look away....I'll have to remember that one, maybe then I wont get kicked out of so many stores, libraries, parks, etc.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Announce first, so people can look away....I'll have to remember that one, maybe then I wont get kicked out of so many stores, libraries, parks, etc.

I'm serious. I do that. I'm like "I'm sorry but I gotta adjust my bag.".

 

[HamHock]

I'm serious. I do that. I'm like "I'm sorry but I gotta adjust my bag.".

Quite the gentleman you are. I'll have to give that a shot.

Any tips on pulling satin boxers out of your ass crack indiscreetly...?

 

[gorilla_boy]

Quite the gentleman you are. I'll have to give that a shot.

Any tips on pulling satin boxers out of your ass crack indiscreetly...?

Usually I just say something like "Fuck me! These fucking boxers keep creeping up my ass. God dammit!" and proceed to give 'em a tug.