1000 post thread?

[casavant]

Did you know that cum in the shower gets all sticky and his difficult to wash off your face-- and if you miss a spot- it dries up and gets flaky--?


After 28 years I just found this out last week-- cum is much easier to handle when its not wet from water...

I'm pretty sure that this is universal guy knowledge.

 

[HumorMe]

We need someone to hold the camera HumorMe- its not easy to catch the beauty of a cum shot without helping hands..

*a look of disgust*
Damn....a camera man.....talk about being a fifth wheel...well...at least I'm in there somewhere!

 

[FreakMonster]

Sometimes you got to take one for the team..

Nicole,
Has your guy ever came on your face without being in the shower?

 

[FreakMonster]

Your back Freak--

Why yes he has-- I wish he were online today- hed probably tell you all about it-- he thinks Im trying to screw him to death..

he actually got me in the eye the other day-- cum burns in your eye...

LOL Yes I have gotton a girl in the eye before and it hurt her quite a bit but damn it was fucking hilarious and we both laughed.

LUNCH WAS GREAT!!!

 

[HumorMe]

We laughed too-- the first pump hit the wall behind me-- second on my forehead-- 3rd in my left eye--- I was very proud..

and....keep going.....



*Making note in notebook*......Nicole's man needs shooting lessons.

 

[Binky]

We laughed too-- the first pump hit the wall behind me-- second on my forehead-- 3rd in my left eye--- I was very proud..

You paint a great picture....

 

[FreakMonster]

We laughed too-- the first pump hit the wall behind me-- second on my forehead-- 3rd in my left eye--- I was very proud..

NICE!!!!

I need to find me a women that would be proud of such deeds.

I can picture it now

Is there anything you won't do in bed?

 

[The Shadow]

So...Bees work.

 

[Binky]

So...Bees work.

Only after they have shoot their honey all over the queen bee
in the shower.

 

[Gilbyag]

We laughed too-- the first pump hit the wall behind me-- second on my forehead-- 3rd in my left eye--- I was very proud..

my kinda girl...