courtneybcca
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Razorguns said:OMG! You're a spitter! Boooo!
That's okay. I can still work with that. Just don't get it on the drapes.
kay you took this out of context!! where is my tape
Razorguns said:OMG! You're a spitter! Boooo!
That's okay. I can still work with that. Just don't get it on the drapes.
EnderJE said:So are you ever going to tell me o...n tell me too. I need to be in the know. lol
courtneybcca said:no no no there is defiantly clear boundaries set before I walk this path
BrothaBill said:Awwww, cheers to the path less travelled:
I wander, solemnly, at times,
Amidst grand oaks and frisky pines
Tight-clasped along a mountain ledge
Or casual, by the river’s edge;
I call, though only few can hear,
To bring the dream-filled heights more near,
To bring the deep, dark glades to light,
To bring enchantment to the night;
I lead, where’er your visions go,
My limits set by what you know,
My magic freed by seeking wise
The Truth I hold before your eyes.
courtneybcca said:where is my tape![]()
courtneybcca said:This is beautiful did you write this?
Razorguns said:Oh you're gonna tie me up now huh? You freak!!!! Double boo!!!!
the interview absolved her of the need...Ulcasterdropout said:where's your list?![]()
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courtneybcca said:But I prefer to be tied to the person
Razorguns said:Oh you wanna be tied allright..
TIED TO MY WALLET!!!!
Triple Boooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! woman Triple Booo!!!!!!!!!
courtneybcca said:Okay so why are you taking my comments and fliping them way out of context!!! Are you trying to piss me off?
Razorguns said:They say in another thread if you piss off a woman -- it's a turn on.
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11
let's see if it works!!!
EnderJE said:Get a room, you two.
courtneybcca said:That link didn't take me anywhere and whom is it supposed to turn on.... you... because it doesn't do anything for me...... I don't play games and I wont tolerate them
Ulcasterdropout said:where's your list?![]()
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< back at you sweetheartjnuts said:1) I've shot missiles, dropped bombs and been shot at in anger.
2) I was an all-state goalie in hockey. Played for a few years in college, but ended up getting cut from the team. Kept playing for years... now I live in the south and hockey rinks are far and few between.
3) 4 Years ago, I came close to being killed in a car accident. Wife and kids were also in the car. They came out without a scratch. Reality checks happen fast.
4) In the mid 1990's I used to run a free website that had a bunch of odd flying contraptions on it. It was written up in magazines nationally and internationally.
5) I live and work in a world of secrets. I'm chocked to the gill with clearances. I usually can't tell my wife what I'm doing. That doesn't go over well.
6) I write software on the side. One of the more interesting projects was a rush job. In 7 days, I - and 2 others - wrote code to control a micro-UAV that was used in Iraqi Freedom. Finished it up and shipped it to the desert just prior to D-Day. They were calling my house via sat-phone to clear up some issues
7) I will give up a stellar career in the AF because I place my family life above my job.
8) I'm a bonfide geek. I'm building a robot that has a onboard computer, a couple of micro-controllers and a host of other stuff. My kids love it.
9) I'm scared of hieghts. It doesn't bother me when I'm flying, but I can't go near a roof.
10) I'd like to write a book someday. Don't know about what. It's just one of those goals.
velvett said:Damn, this thread actually made cry.
Ditto on that - I get on my 25 foot roof and I get mad vertigo -- never once bothered me exiting an aircraft at altitude thoughjnuts said:9) I'm scared of hieghts. It doesn't bother me when I'm flying, but I can't go near a roof.
.GL, great post man.
And a lot of it communicates itself in your posts. Im certain I've never read anything even remotely resembling a mean spirited attack from you against anyone here. That's always impressed me, albeit I dont share the proclivity.
Wouldn't have guessed the college part perhaps, but thats only because you communicate more insight and knowledge than the vast majority of peeps who did attend. College is all about learnign how to learn, as opposed to actually absorbing anything useful, and you obviously mastered the knack on your own.
Which one?Taps said:In no particular order:
4) I'm dating an adult film actress, and its harder to deal with than i thought. I feel like a scumbag when I lie to my friends/family about her - I shouldn't have to do that, right?
From Zero said:This thread keeps getting better. I think I've given out more karma in this thread than any other.

EnderJE said:Which one?
Why? If you're not bothered, by other people seeing her nekkid, why are you bothered with posting the name of the site?Taps said:I'm not really comfortable with posting her name/info. She's not famous or anything - just a girl with a website who produces her own content.
Don't want pics. Just want the site name.Taps said:For a variety of reasons, I don't really want people here knowing who she is and what she does.
Besides, I don't have her permission to post pics anyway. Sorry bro.
Does anyone have a GOOD relationship with their mom? Or do they all (like mine) turn into a fight?Frisky said:1. Have a horrible relationship with my mom
2. Move on my own at 17 held down 2 jobs and completed school all after I was told I was gonna be a bum.
3. Raised one of my younger siblings till she was 18.. she calls me mom at time.. boy the looks we get![]()
4. Can never forget the fact that my mom didn't attend my graduation for a very petty reason.
5. X-smoker of over 5 years now.
6. Had a rough upbringing surronded by drugs and alochol and had to stop several sucided attempts at a very young age.
7. Would give my life for a few very close people that I love without hesitation.
8. A complete workaholic.. I have to stop myself sometimes..
9. The black sheep of the family.. but still seem to be go to girl when problems arise.
10. To Gawd Damn independant..Have a hard time relying on people for anything... mostly because I've been let down so many times in my life.
I'm boring I know..![]()
No problem, bro. I respect your confidentially. And its not an abuse with porn thing, I just want to see her face.Taps said:sorry dude, i don't want to give it out. Its like any of the billion girlie websites out there. Similar to teen tiffany, or that kate girl with the webbed foot.
I feel your pain though - whenever I smell prono I have the overwhelming desire to track it down and abuse myself with it.![]()
It really is rather scary he brings these cute kids with him and when your least suspecting it they crap on youEnderJE said:No problem, bro. I respect your confidentially. And its not an abuse with porn thing, I just want to see her face.
However, you do realize that it means that I'll have to stalk you. Ask Chef and Shadow what its like.![]()

lol...well YOU said that YOU ran out of hair dye...and what are you complaining about...it worked didn't it? it hid the greys...superqt4u2nv said:It really is rather scary he brings these cute kids with him and when your least suspecting it they crap on you![]()
I have a pretty good relationship with my mother just when she starts to ask about who I am dating I have to shut her down... It is on a need to know bases only... When there is something she "needs to know" i.e there is a ring on my finger she will know. Until then that info is on lock down.EnderJE said:Does anyone have a GOOD relationship with their mom? Or do they all (like mine) turn into a fight?
Unless you kids crap red umm no! I just changed my hair colour smarty pants!EnderJE said:lol...well YOU said that YOU ran out of hair dye...and what are you complaining about...it worked didn't it? it hid the greys...

Heh. They DO crap red! Not a blood red, its more of a red kidney bean red.superqt4u2nv said:Unless you kids crap red umm no! I just changed my hair colour smarty pants!![]()
EnderJE said:Does anyone have a GOOD relationship with their mom? Or do they all (like mine) turn into a fight?
Does #4 bother you? Mine didn't either, but I expected it from them. Is like the whole "I love you and will be there only IF you want me there."
I'm sorry to hear that.Frisky said:my mom and I are like night and day... I am a go getter.. she just sits there and makes up excuses as to why... blah blah..
Yes it does bother me... more than I care to elaborate at times. I worked my ass off ... alone.. to get there. Not that it would have validated anything... but the fact that I did it on my own, financially.. emotionally.. and she was to damn stubborn headed to suck it up and be there in support of me.
And yes.. Not often can I remember my mom telling me she loved me growing up.. barely ever if ever.. and now the only time it is said is if Im on one of my 'rescue' missions and shes been drinking..![]()
Her excuse to me and to anyone that asks why she is not a big part of my life nor my kids lives is .. "Frisky is doing well on her own... She doesn't need someone to lean on.. blah blah.. " When the whole part of me who refuses to try to find that rock to lean on is in part because I never had it.. I've learned to Deal... Get up.. shake it off and keep going.
Frisky said:my mom and I are like night and day... I am a go getter.. she just sits there and makes up excuses as to why... blah blah..
Yes it does bother me... more than I care to elaborate at times. I worked my ass off ... alone.. to get there. Not that it would have validated anything... but the fact that I did it on my own, financially.. emotionally.. and she was to damn stubborn headed to suck it up and be there in support of me.
And yes.. Not often can I remember my mom telling me she loved me growing up.. barely ever if ever.. and now the only time it is said is if Im on one of my 'rescue' missions and shes been drinking..![]()
Her excuse to me and to anyone that asks why she is not a big part of my life nor my kids lives is .. "Frisky is doing well on her own... She doesn't need someone to lean on.. blah blah.. " When the whole part of me who refuses to try to find that rock to lean on is in part because I never had it.. I've learned to Deal... Get up.. shake it off and keep going.
Nah not like kidney been red soEnderJE said:Heh. They DO crap red! Not a blood red, its more of a red kidney bean red.
My first thought to answer this post was "whatever you say, brownish red cow" but I figured that you'd probably take it the wrong way (although, I'm not sure the RIGHT way to take it).superqt4u2nv said:Nah not like kidney been red so![]()
EnderJE said:My first thought to answer this post was "whatever you say, brownish red cow" but I figured that you'd probably take it the wrong way (although, I'm not sure the RIGHT way to take it).
So, I'll just say![]()
no more discount for you Why? I just saidsuperqt4u2nv said:no more discount for you
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MeEnderJE said:Why? I just said
Who's going to get your coffee now?
The cream I can't have it only another week or so and it is gone from the diet too.EnderJE said:Why no more coffee?

superqt4u2nv said:The cream I can't have it only another week or so and it is gone from the diet too.![]()
Dial_tone said:What I was hoping would come out of this (and it did) is that we develop images of everybody else's life being better than our own, but that isn't necessarily the case. Most of us have skeletons in our closet and we aren't as perfect as we might appear on a computer screen. Our lives might not be as bad as they seem at times. I never expected this many responses though.
courtneybcca said:wow your story is almost exact to mine.. Except I didn't have to raise a sister thank god I was the youngest.. But was put in a foster home at 14 and then I moved out on my own when I was 17. I haven't spoken to my parents for over 5 years.. And believe me I am better for it... In the end people like you and me are stronger and can deal with more shit so we are better off in the end![]()
ChefWide said:great thread.. gets better. DT, you open doors.
Dial_tone said:After having one close in my face recently the change feels good.![]()
You got too much heart for your own goodDial_tone said:After having one close in my face recently the change feels good.![]()
d3track said:this thread made me realize how much stuff i dont talk to people about.......
Lady Viking said:1. I haven´t had sex for ages.
2. I have hard times with my man.
3. I wanna go back to study.
4. I can speak 4 languages.
5. I love reading.
6. My Dad is alcoholic.
7. I eat too much.
8. I´ve never been in an airplane.
9. I like to cook.
10. I´m addicted to EF

Lady Viking said:1. I haven´t had sex for ages.
2. I wish to make the hot sweaty boom boom with Dial_tone.
3. I wanna go back to study.
4. I can speak 4 languages.
5. I love reading.
6. My Dad is alcoholic.
7. I eat too much.
8. I´ve never been in an airplane.
9. I like to cook.
10. I´m addicted to EF
Lady Viking said:1. I haven´t had sex for ages.
2. I have hard times with my man.
3. I wanna go back to study.
4. I can speak 4 languages.
5. I love reading.
6. My Dad is alcoholic.
7. I eat too much.
8. I´ve never been in an airplane.
9. I like to cook.
10. I´m addicted to EF
Nope, he ain't spillin' it...but I think I have an idea what happened.Lestat said:so did Dial Tone tell us why he had to retire from C&C yet?
lets hear your theoryUlcasterdropout said:Nope, he ain't spillin' it...but I think I have an idea what happened.
Can't say...Lestat said:lets hear your theory
come on man!Ulcasterdropout said:Can't say...
Lestat said:come on man!
gonelifting said:LOL If you were a salesman, I would have purchased a car after hearing this. or a house...

ChefWide said:GL, I have always loved you.
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Dakotah said:115. my first relationship was with a woman.
16. I tend to be really lazy.
18. I like pain from tattoos, peircings, and skin mutilation.
19. I have done something so horrible I will never tell anyone what I did.
Dakotah said:scotsman
I have to admit i was really thinking of editing my post and not putting anything.
Dakotah said:scotsman
I have to admit i was really thinking of editing my post and not putting anything.
Sugarplum said:ok, here:
1. I skipped first grade and graduated high school at 16, college at 20.
2. My father spent 4 years in prison with manuel noriega
3. I have been addicted to vicodin for a few weeks
4. I may have the worst sense of direction, ever.
5. A client (graphic design) once gave me $3,000 to hold for him so he'd stop going to prostitutes and i never gave it back to him.
6. I would like to be a private detective or a forensic scientist.
7. I've made the stained glass windows in my house and built my kitchen cabinets and tiled my fireplace by myself.
8. I don't know how to balance my checkbook.
9. rainy days make me happy.
10. i can't think of anything else i wouldn't mind you all knowing.
pwrlftrscott said:because you succesfully dealt with #3 on that list, you have been able to help me too, thank you.
Griz1 said:1. I had consenual sexual relations with someone in my immediate family.
2. I beat some guy so completely bad with my fists 20 years ago that he's a complete vegetable. (I live with that every day of my life).
3. I had sex with two of my girlfriend's mothers before I was 25
4. I did something so horrible, that if I were to ever tell, I'd likely be doing big time, real time prison.
5. I can pick damn near any lock that's not a Medico, or better in under 2 minutes.
6. I still play revenge fantasies in my head like movie reels.
7. I like anything that's essentially "forbidden knowledge"
8. I spent my youth reading encyclopedias and waltzed through university without cracking a book.
9. I saw the error of my ways 15 years ago and am now a good person and will always be (I hope). I regret so many things in my life it pains me.
10. Despite my arguments for the legalization of drugs (rec), I actually haven't done them in 20 years or more.
Hengst said:Does any one care about my list of 10?
Griz1 said:2. I beat some guy so completely bad with my fists 20 years ago that he's a complete vegetable. (I live with that every day of my life).
4. I did something so horrible, that if I were to ever tell, I'd likely be doing big time, real time prison.

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