10 Things You Might Not Know About Me

[tuc biscuit]

lol, great thread, now to stick my oar in

1. My name is Mark
2. I was all lined up to be a pro cricketer, rugby player or pro at field athletics, I lost interest in all
3. I have 3 sisters, two are twins, I didn't speak to one for 10 years, but seem to be now.
4.I was 6'2 300 pounds age 14
5. am a size 17 american shoe
6. Have had more sex with more women than most people will have in 20 lifetimes, but regret it.
7. Have had sex with 5 different women in the past 2 weeks.
8. Am at university and have no idea where my life is going.
9. My dad goes to the gym more than I do
10. used to be ridiculously shy, but am not anymore

 

[HumorMe]

Wow....we're a lot alike. Except for #3 and #8

No kidding!

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

...I am not in any way Indian.

1) I used to stutter when I was a kid. It made me nervous to speak in class.
2) I am extremely close with my Mom, not really so close with my Dad, they are still married though.
3) I skipped 4th grade.
4) My childhood best friend died when we were 16.
5) I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
6) I've been told by a guy I am not related to that he is "in love with me".
7) I have written things that are published. Want to write more.
8) I am afraid I will get murdered during something like a convenience store robbery or some other meaningless "wrong place, wrong time" encounter.
9) I believe I can and will change the world.
10) I can fall asleep anywhere, during anything.

 

[curling]

1. I have loved motorcyles ever since I was 10. (ya'll might have figured that out)
2. I have always wanted to be liked.
3. I disco dance in jr high because I thought it would get me girls
4. I spit fire like Gene Simmons with WD 40 which worked fine until we used gasoline then I burned my mouth. (my mom was not happy)
5. I got hit by a piece of shrapnel in the ass from a shotgun primer we were ingiting by hitting hit with a hammer(my mom was very pissed)
6. I had a bb stuck under my skin on my forhead that my mom had to dig out with tweezers(again she was not happy)
7. I charged my friends to roll their joint in high school because I was really good at it.
8. I used to play my guiltar in the garage with my amp facing the high school parking lot so eveybody could hear when the bell rang.
9. Ever car I have ever had has had a very loud stereo which I cranked the malls with. Yes, I was a cranker
10. I love everything about women except the rag.

 

[ChefWide]

...I am not in any way Indian.



10) I can fall asleep anywhere, during anything.

A magical thing.. LOL.. i can fall asleep before take off and not wake until landing.. happens all the time...

 

[Smurfy]

...10) I can fall asleep anywhere, during anything.

ditto for me on #10 Matt! I'll never understand insomnia.

11. I was diagnosed with curvature of the spine at age 12. They told me there was a good chance Id be crippled as an adult. Ha! Joke's on them.
12. For the most part, Id rather not talk to people. I prefer silence.
13. Im a horrible friend. The worst at calling people back.
14. I have had cosmetic surgery.
15. Ive never had the stomach flu.
16. I really wish I was more intelligent. As I get older, I find that intelligence is one of the best qualities to possess.

omg i can make this list go to 20.lol

 

[AAP]

5. I got hit by a piece of shrapnel in the ass from a shotgun primer we were ingiting by hitting hit with a hammer(my mom was very pissed)

Sheer brilliance. God you lived a dangerous life.

 

[curling]

Sheer brilliance. God you lived a dangerous life.

I know. I can't believe I am still alive. But it was so cool everytime we hit one it would make a killer flash of light and ears would ring for like 5 minutes. Another time we floated down a creek during a flood on a crappy rubber raft because we just saw Deliverence. Man my mom was mad about that but the rapids were sooo choice.

 

[Hengst]

Does any one care about my list of 10?

 

[from zero]

Does any one care about my list of 10?

Yeah brotus.

 

[BUBBLES]

This is a great thread!

 

[The_Ghost]

I noticed a lot of people skipped grades, I skipped most of grade 12, does it mean the same when you don't have permission?

Still had honours though

 

[d3track]

This thread is making me all of you...

lol
true

 

[jerseyart]

I noticed a lot of people skipped grades, I skipped most of grade 12, does it mean the same when you don't have permission?

Still had honours though

LMFAO



My best friends dad was a councilman in the city where they lived. Whenever I stayed over he'd have a squad car drive us to school to make sure we went. Wed wait in the lockerrooms until class started, and then spend book and spend the rest of the day stealing a kiss and a tickle from the Hoboken High girls, or take the path into the citry and pretend to be college guys and mack on the girls

 

[big4life]

1- I am very quite around people I don't know

2- I value family, even though my family is not very close.

3- I feel like I have to take care of everyone I know.

4- I have a strange connection to the ocean. Any time that I am around the ocean a calmness seems to come over me.

5- I care deeply about, and try to always protect animals, children, and adults less fortunate.

6- I enjoy challenges in life.

7- I am fiercely loyal to my friends

8- I will defend someone else faster than I will defend myself.

9- I have a hard time comminicating my true feelings to people I care about.

10- I am part native american, although I am very pale from my mother's side of the family.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

1. dying to make love to velvett
2. dying to make love to velvett
3. dying to make love to velvett
4. dying to make love to velvett
5. dying to make love to velvett
6. dying to make love to velvett
7. dying to make love to velvett
8. dying to make love to velvett
9. dying to make love to velvett
10. dislikes velvett's borefriend

 

[Scotsman]

Here's some more I thought of last night-

11. I have swum with sharks in the gulf of mexico.
12. I have sat in a Native American underground prayer chamber
13. I have never said "I love you" to anyone
14. I walk with a slight limp from a knee injury
15. I have never used any recreational drugs
16. My IQ qualifies me for mensa but I refuse to join
17. I was thrown off the roof of a speeding car when the guy hit the breaks
18. I can read at over 2,000 words a minute with 100% comprehension
19. I was published as a coauthor of a scientific journal at age 20
20. Can belch the national anthem or the alphabet twice in the same belch.
21. I was the eat anything for money guy in highschool
22. I have had people tell me that I am their hero (this is greatly frustrating) and change their entire lifestyle to be like me.

Ok I'll quit boring everyone for now.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I only have 1 more... something I realized today.

11. I will probably die from killing myself and think about it at least once every day. Have never come real close... but its always there in the back of my mind.

 

[jerseyart]

Here's some more I thought of last night-


13. I have never said "I love you" to anyone



Cheers,
Scotsman

Damn man, really?

 

[Dial_tone]

11. You remember that one guy in every '80's teen angst movie like Duckie in "Pretty In Pink", the one that never got the girl for whatever reason? That was me and still is to this day.

12. I am a classic underachiever

13. I have a very short attention span, making it difficult to read books although I'm very well-spoken.

14. I am the white sheep of my family.

15. Most of my close friends have been women and I have a habit of falling for them at some point.

16. In high school most of the other black students thought I acted too white and being from the South I was obviously not white enough for whites. It wasn't until I was nearly 30 that I convinced myself this is who I am...if you don't like it FUCK YOU!

17. Despite being shy I was popular in high school because I was cute and muscular even then.

18. I still have the #10 All-time best javelin throw at my college...I think.

19. Bodybuilding is really the only sport I was any good at.

20. I'm afraid of heights.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Damn man, really?

Me niether.....


Best thread ever

 

[SAGAT]

this is a cool thread orbs.

1. i got scars on my left hand, arm, leg and foot, pretty fugly ones and all on the left side of my body
2. i dislike my first name
3. dislike my last name for that matter too
4. learned my second language when i was 6 (english)
5. was allowed to skip a grade because of this but i didn't
6. i used to sleep with the lights on for years
7. thus, making me a big pussy
8. i used to be an idiot
9. i still am
10. i stopped growing when i was around 15 at 6'2"

thats all i can think of for now!

 

[Lumberg]

11. I think I am like 1/64 AmerInd
12. I refused to skip 7th grade until my mom bribed me by agreeing to pay me a certain sum for avery A or B I got. That only lasted a quarter cos I almost broke the bank.
13. My all time best bench press is only 205 lbs
14. I am incredibly proud of where I work, but I will never say where it is on an internet discussion board.
15. Played a lot of D&D as a kid

 

[from zero]

Hmm.

11. I don't like a lot about myself. Especially looks.
12. I was voted Most Artistic by my high school class.
13. I think about suicide sometimes. No real reason, I don't think.
14. More than anything, I want to go to Italy, and just look at art.
15. If I'm watching a sad movie with someone, I'll do anything I can to avoid crying. If I'm alone, it happens more often than you'd think.
16. I've broken my left wrist twice.
17. I'm very afraid to talk to women. Even drunk off my ass, I'm incredibly shy.
18. There has to be as much darkness and silence (unless it's a fan, AC, etc) as possible for me to fall asleep quickly. I hate noise, and I hate light.

 

[curling]

I only have 1 more... something I realized today.

11. I will probably die from killing myself and think about it at least once every day. Have never come real close... but its always there in the back of my mind.

Man dude, I hate reading this. There is nothing worth ending your life that way. You need to come to church with me. Look me up if you are ever in Texas.

 

[jnevin]

1. I was constantly beaten by my mom after my parents got divorced and never told anyone. I told my dad I was fighting in school.

2. I have threatened two people's lives for being rough with their children/ spouses.

3. I am good at everything I have ever tried but have never given more that 70% in fear of failure.

4. Growing up, I was one of few white people in my neighborhood and was beaten up constantly for it.

5. I'll do pretty much anything to help someone else but won't accept anything from anyone else.

6. I pushed my wife away to the point we got divorced and regret every bit of it.

7. I am an excellent cook.

8. I truly believe in the best of people, almost to a fault.

9. I got lost in alcohol for the past 5 years and am now trying to beat it. It's very hard for me, and haven't told anyone. I hid how bad it was from my ex and most friends.

10. I truly like just about every person on this board but haven't really made an effort to befriend anyone.

 

[The_Chemist]

Holy cow we all need therapy. Group hug anyone?

1. I'm the black sheep of my family.
2. I didnt even like my husband when i married him.
3. I was a gymnast as a youngin.
4. I (along with a few friends) organized and started a Youth Group at the local YMCA for teenagers when I was in highschool so we could have a place to hang out on weekends.
5. I had a hernia operation when i was 3.
6. I saw my best friend get hit by a camaro and killed when I was 7
7. Im very shy and as a kid i could go days without talking to any other students. Talk about a boring lunchtime.
8. Im an underachiever and it pisses my dad off.
9. I got kicked out of ISU twice. bad grades and too much drinking
10. I dont remember the last time my mom told me she loved me. Not sure if i ever heard that from her.

I hope im not prying, but please elaborate on #2. Im very curious why women do this?

 

[jnevin]

Bump to get more posts on this. Everyone should post here.

 

[AnonCanada]

Wow..theres a LOT of shy indians here!

1) Im an airline pilot and have almost died twice from it, but I still love it.
2) Living with a fitness model who is Way to good looking for me.
3) Best friend was killed when I was 16 by a drunk driver.
4) Best friend in the whole world now is my 3 year old black lab with chronic
farts.
5) I have incurable insomnia.
6) Never taken steroids, but soon will start my first cycle. Very nervous.
7) Just bought my first house.
8) Am hopelessly addicted to the stock market. 3 hours/day.
9) Climbed 5 mountains over 20,000 ft, and will climb Mt Mkinley in 2007.
10) Dream is to climb everest by the time im 30.

 

[jnevin]

Wow..theres a LOT of shy indians here!

1) Im an airline pilot and have almost died twice from it, but I still love it.
2) Living with a fitness model who is Way to good looking for me.
3) Best friend was killed when I was 16 by a drunk driver.
4) Best friend in the whole world now is my 3 year old black lab with chronic
farts.
5) I have incurable insomnia.
6) Never taken steroids, but soon will start my first cycle. Very nervous.
7) Just bought my first house.
8) Am hopelessly addicted to the stock market. 3 hours/day.
9) Climbed 5 mountains over 20,000 ft, and will climb Mt Mkinley in 2007.
10) Dream is to climb everest by the time im 30.

Cool bor. I'm doing Mt. Whitney this summer. My first "big" climb.

 

[The_Chemist]

1) Also an airline pilot
2) Have a humungous crush on Beechpilots GF, and superqty (see avatar).
3) Secretley feed Beechpilots dog chips, bones cheese and everything else
in order to give him disgusting farts.
4) Love to gamble.
5) Vegas is my favorite place in the world.
6) Hate responsability.
7) Scared to commit.
8) will be a kid forever.
9) own my own business on the side.
10) Grew up on a farm since i was a kid. Miss it alot.

 

[Scotsman]

Damn man, really?

Yep I tell my parent Hey I love you guys, but I have never directly uttered the words "I love you" to another person.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jnevin]

I wish I could give more K to all of you. This is a great read. Good people.

 

[jb160]

1. I am scared of heights but I love to fly planes
2. I have a bad pain paill addiction and this is my first day trying to quit
3. I havent been to the gym since early Nov
4. I threw a circular saw blade at a fence and it bounced back and hit me in my forehead
5. I am very dissappointed with where I am at in life right now
6. I will do anything for my close friends
7. I am amazed at this thread it makes me realize there is a human behind that screename
8. I think that most everyone here would be really cool to meet
9. I wish I had a kid but without the whole marriage thing too
10.I never though I would think of ten things

 

[The_Ghost]

11) I have never let others know or see I am down or bothered by something
12) I have cried more tears in the last 6 months then I have in my previous 36 years.
13) I am fantastic at helping others but cannot ask other for help
14) It kills me to see my Mother get upset thinking she didn't do enough for me and my siblings when she gave 150% of herself everyday when she kicked my Dad out. All I am today I owe her. Most amazing woman on the planet!!!!!
15) Even with its ups and downs I love my life and always try and see the glass as half full

 

[jerseyart]

Yep I tell my parent Hey I love you guys, but I have never directly uttered the words "I love you" to another person.

Cheers,
Scotsman









Never felt it, or just never said it man? If its too personal, I apologize

.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Damn, this is a tough one, since I post up a bunch of shit about me every day here. But I will try.

1. Everybody confused me with my uncle (my mom's brother) when I was young, which gave me some self image issues growing up (he was such an ass)

2. I worshipped my other uncle (my dad's brother) when I was growing up. I wanted to be like him, free to live my life the way I wanted, and not have anybody tell me what to do. I think I've met that head on.

3. Not a real surprise, except for ones that haven't followed too many of my posts, but I like black men. Big black men. No, not THAT kind of big.

4. Had a HUGE crush on one of my best friends in HS. I would have done anything for him without question. I was in such denial about myself that I refused to believe it was a crush. Attributed it to him being a "very very good friend".

5. My mother inadvertently chased me away from my family. To this day, it's one of the main reasons why I live in DC. That's what she got for being a control freak. (we have since made up)

6. I cried during "Empire of the Sun"

7. I am seriously considering getting an inmate pen pal.

8. Next week, I finish my last session of group therapy. The best zillion dollars I have ever spent. Period.

9. Remeron, it's not just for sleeping anymore.

10. My former platoon sergeant in the Army is moving to the area soon. I intend to get involved with him when he gets here (take that anyway you like).

 

[Scotsman]

.

I have been passionately/desperately in love one time in my life. Though I never said it to her. I told one girl that I thought I might be in love with her. Don't really know why I haven't said it, maybe some part of me is waiting for that one special person.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jerseyart]

I have been passionately/desperately in love one time in my life. Though I never said it to her. I told one girl that I thought I might be in love with her. Don't really know why I haven't said it, maybe some part of me is waiting for that one special person.

Cheers,
Scotsman




I understand man, rarely said it myself. Less than a handful of women altogether. Always causes problems in my perosnal ife that I wont. But better that than cheapening it, or dealing with all the " But you said you loved me"

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[DieselGunz]

Wow great posts people. It is funny I have a number of good friends in my life but I can never relate to them, I always seem to be "different".

But here I am on a online message boeard and I have more in common with all of you, even though I dont really know you and have never met anyone of you.

I guess to be honest I know I am not an "exception" to the rule anymore, there are more of US out there, that is a good feeling for some reason


Ok carry on.......

 

[Lumberg]

7. I am seriously considering getting an inmate pen pal.

A big, black, inmate pen pal?

 

[Scotsman]

.

Yep it'll be a pretty monumental day in my life when I finally say it. Although it may be tough to get her to believe that I have never said it before.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[FreeballinDC]

A big, black, inmate pen pal?

Stop! Right! Now!









Of course a big black inmate, what the fuck other kind is there?

 

[Scotsman]

Damn, this is a tough one, since I post up a bunch of shit about me every day here. But I will try.

1. Everybody confused me with my uncle (my mom's brother) when I was young, which gave me some self image issues growing up (he was such an ass)

6. I cried during "Empire of the Sun"

10. My former platoon sergeant in the Army is moving to the area soon. I intend to get involved with him when he gets here (take that anyway you like).

1. I can relate I get called my uncles name all the time by my family. Our names are no where near the same so it isn't a small mistake.

6. I didn't cry but that's a great movie

10. Awesome good luck on that.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[MR Pink]

1 I haven't spoken to my father in 7 years
2 I almost started crying at my little sisters wedding
3 I think I will miss my little brother the most if my family would die
4 Next year I am gonna change my last name in my mothers last name
5 I have a cool and funny mother
6 I saw a girl masterate and cum in class when I was 15 years old but didn't
realise it till 2 years later (she had her legs crossed and was rocking her
leg)
7 I don't like a lot of people
8 I use to bully a fat kid when I was 15 ...regred it now
9 I had sex with a girl that had 1 eye
10 I hate soccer

 

[Werd]

1. I was a sunday school teacher when I was 14 years old to the youngest class. I successfully described the concept of faith to a bunch of 4 year olds.

2. My first job (age 14) was as a teacher's helper in the nursery school class in a foreign language school - the same one that my children now attend.

3. I went on to teach that class BY MYSELF for the latter half of the year by age 17.

4. I was a girl scout leader for 3 years (since 14). They always gave me the unruliest problem kids because they could see that I could "handle" them. LOL

5. I have really pretty feet.

6. The first time when life handed me a shitty situation and I did NOT wish to be dead was at the age of 36 - nearly 37. I remember clearly thinking that though I wasn't happy with my life that I didn't NOT want to be living, only that I didn't want to continue to live my life that way.

7. I had attempted suicide several times up until that moment. Since then shit has been truly thick, but the thought of suicide has NEVER entered my mind.

8. I get very VERY nervous around guys that I like. The more attracted to him I am, the more a blubbering idiot I seem.

9. I ABSOLUTELY HATE the spice dill. Threw up when I was about 5 or so after my mom made me eat a dish that was heavily spiced with it. Haven't been able to even stomach the scent of it since.

10. I can embroider and used to sew my dolls clothing from the age of about 10 or so.

 

[The_Ghost]

1. I was a sunday school teacher when I was 14 years old to the youngest class. I successfully described the concept of faith to a bunch of 4 year olds.

2. My first job (age 14) was as a teacher's helper in the nursery school class in a foreign language school - the same one that my children now attend.

3. I went on to teach that class BY MYSELF for the latter half of the year by age 17.

4. I was a girl scout leader for 3 years (since 14). They always gave me the unruliest problem kids because they could see that I could "handle" them. LOL

5. I have really pretty feet.

6. The first time when life handed me a shitty situation and I did NOT wish to be dead was at the age of 36 - nearly 37. I remember clearly thinking that though I wasn't happy with my life that I didn't NOT want to be living, only that I didn't want to continue to live my life that way.

7. I had attempted suicide several times up until that moment. Since then shit has been truly thick, but the thought of suicide has NEVER entered my mind.

8. I get very VERY nervous around guys that I like. The more attracted to him I am, the more a blubbering idiot I seem.

9. I ABSOLUTELY HATE the spice dill. Threw up when I was about 5 or so after my mom made me eat a dish that was heavily spiced with it. Haven't been able to even stomach the scent of it since.

10. I can embroider and used to sew my dolls clothing from the age of about 10 or so.

how about you have a great ass.............................oh wait we already know that

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

11. The 'just friends' guy like Duckie were 5 levels above me...
I never had a female friend. I was too creepy to even be considered giegh.
12. I put no energy forth for things that don't peak 90% of my interest.
I love or hate topics.
13. See 12
14. I am permanently discommunicated from my family and too proud to ever ask for forgiveness....I'll never see them again. They all still go to church together ever Sunday.
15. See 11
16 I've been a racist most of my life. The first and only black teacher to come to my district; I made her life hell...She married and moved away.
I still owe her an apology.
17. I was painfully unpopular...but everybody knew me. My best friend was the dealer to the whole school. I've been fat my whole life. The first time I was called 'cute' was by a member of this board. I was 25 y/o
18. I still have the record for setting off smoke alarms in an ELT lab.
I had very shaky hands from high blood pressure...soldering was a problem.
19. I've never been athletic. The only phyical I've had in my life (I was 13)
I failed. I could never play sports.
20. I have no fear of heights. One of my first jobs was installing metal racking @ 60 feet in the air, on a flimsy cherry picker.

 

[jerseyart]

Damn Ulcaster, thast a rough history bor.

Is there anything in that list you feel you can tackle. Even one man.

I dont knwo the history with the family , or the reasons for the estrangement, but that more than all the rest I hope you is resolved one day.

Witht he girls, it really does seem harder than it is bor. Your good looking, employed, college educated, and a bright guy. I havent forgotten that thing you posted to em the other day, and I know thats rough. Well I can only imagine really. But you have enough going for you that all the rest really can be overcome

,

 

[jb160]

This is the coolest thread ever!!!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Damn Ulcaster, thast a rough history bor.

Is there anything in that list you feel you can tackle. Even one man.

I dont knwo the history with the family , or the reasons for the estrangement, but that more than all the rest I hope you is resolved one day.

Witht he girls, it really does seem harder than it is bor. Your good looking, employed, college educated, and a bright guy. I havent forgotten that thing you posted to em the other day, and I know thats rough. Well I can only imagine really. But you have enough going for you that all the rest really can be overcome

,

I just miss my niece. I helped to raise her...The rest of them can rot.
I am not completely blame free from being removed
Tackel from the list? I no longer close circuits with wide solder joints
I haven't made a single stitch of progress, with regards to social evolvement.

 

[Mr. Black]

11. I once got stuck in a drive through car wash with the window stuck down (faulty wiring) in my sisters car. Got stuck inside the bay, huge line up behind me so I had no choice but to sit there and take it....soap, rinse, wax and all. I was soaked
12. I once had some crazy bitch that I slept with overseas end up following me home to Canada...ended up on my door step (she didn't even know my last name or where I lived )
13.I once got busted by a cop in a farmers field having sex with an ex in the back of my dad's suburban
14. I busted my parents having sex when I was 5. Didn't know what it was at the time...I still shudder at the thought
15.I remember checking out my teachers panties in Grade 1
16.When I was 13 I was cruising through a farmers field on my YZ-80. I was in top speed when I crashed into a 2 ' high Irrigation pipe buried within the wheat. Flew over the handle bars, Got right back up up in shock with a dislocated shoulder, fired up the bike, circled around and crashed into it again. Not very smart
17. Can't think of any more at the moment...

 

[jerseyart]

I just miss my niece. I helped to raise her...The rest of them can rot.
I am not completely blame free from being removed
Tackel from the list? I no longer close circuits with wide solder joints
I haven't made a single stitch of progress, with regards to social evolvement.








Come up the city one night, we'll head out. Just stand there and look pretty. Ill talk for both of us

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[Scotsman]

I just miss my niece. I helped to raise her...The rest of them can rot.
I am not completely blame free from being removed
Tackel from the list? I no longer close circuits with wide solder joints
I haven't made a single stitch of progress, with regards to social evolvement.

I forget where is it that you live again?

Sucks that you don't see you niece, especially since they change so fast when you're gone.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I need a tissue

 

[gjohnson5]

9. I haven't boinked a black girl since college. I think i'm too white for them.

What's up with #9. I was wondering about that because the thick chick posse neva had any sexual chocolate in it...

 

[Dial_tone]

9. I haven't boinked a black girl since college. I think i'm too white for them.

What's up with #9. I was wondering about that because the thick chick posse neva had any sexual chocolate in it...

BronzedGoddess was bi-racial and missjanet was full-blood Latino.

 

[Fragadelic]

(1) I have killed 6 people
(2) I have been shot twice, stabbed once
(3) My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded Cherokee
(4) I am descended from British royalty on my maternal side
(5) My IQ is 167
(6) I ran a 4.6 forty when I was 18 - not bad for a mostly white boy
(7) I was suspended from high school 6 times in 4 years
(8) I graduated cum laude from a Jesuit university
(9) I used to drive Jenny McCarthy to school occasionally when she was 16
(10) I have been married once and still am 19 years later

 

[Mr. Black]

(1) I have killed 6 people

How did ya manage that?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Come up the city one night, we'll head out. Just stand there and look pretty. Ill talk for both of us

City? You close to NYC? LOL@ Me looking 'pretty'. That'd be cool

I forget where is it that you live again?

Upstate NY.

Sucks that you don't see you niece, especially since they change so fast when you're gone.

She's growing quickly now. She's 13...

 

[Scotsman]

City? You close to NYC? LOL@ Me looking 'pretty'. That'd be cool

Upstate NY.

She's growing quickly now. She's 13...

Tell ya what, next time I am in New York JA, You, and I will go out and cause a bit of trouble.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jerseyart]

Anytime for both you bors, but if you scare all the pretty girls away, Ill have to ask you to leave



And yes Ulcaster, I do

.

 

[Mr. Black]

She's growing quickly now. She's 13...

Can't you just e-mail her and see if she wants to hang out?

 

[Scotsman]

.

I'll do my best but can't promise on not scaring people away, I have that effect a lot in life.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. dB]

How did ya manage that?

I'm gonna guess dental malpractice.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Can't you just e-mail her and see if she wants to hang out?

The mother won't have it...
Cheers JA and Scots...

 

[courtneybcca]

1. I love Patricia Cornwell
2. I have always secretly wanted to be a witch but could never find a good coven.
3. I am a nympho and wont get married again until I can find a man that can keep up with me. But the fact of the matter is I think I may be a closet homosexual.
4. Of the male sex I am usually only attracted to half asian, half white dudes. But I am mostly drawn to, and physically attracted to beautiful females.
5. My mind is extremely active
6. I am overly self-conscious… And am exceptionally hard on myself
7. I have a hard time trusting people.
8. I am way to gullible for my own good… Working on this!!
9. It is incredibly difficult for me to just let things go…
10. Honestly believe I will never get married again or have children and this excites and scares me at the same time.

 

[BUBBLES]

1. I love Patricia Cornwell

Me too I love Patricia Cornwell.
Also Sue Grafton and Jonathon Kellerman.

 

[EnderJE]

4. Of the male sex I am usually only attracted to half asian, half white dudes. But I am mostly drawn to, and physically attracted to beautiful females.
8. I am way to gullible for my own good… Working on this!!

I'm a half asian half white dude. Marry me!

 

[courtneybcca]

Me too I love Patricia Cornwell.
Also Sue Grafton and Jonathon Kellerman.

Do these authors write similar types of stories?

 

[courtneybcca]

I'm a half asian half white dude. Marry me!

hmmm.... are you really... or just pulling my leg? send me a pic if you are serious

 

[EnderJE]

hmmm.... are you really... or just pulling my leg? send me a pic if you are serious

C'mon. Trust me. I'm hoping that quality 8 will start kicking in about now.

 

[Mr. Black]

The mother won't have it...
QUOTE]

What mother don't know don't hurt

 

[courtneybcca]

C'mon. Trust me. I'm hoping that quality 8 will start kicking in about now.

haha very funny see I told you I am working on it...

 

[Razorguns]

3. I am a nympho and wont get married again until I can find a man that can keep up with me. But the fact of the matter is I think I may be a closet homosexual.
.

Honey -- i could keep up with a mountain lion! *snap snap!*

that and i love bisexual chicks.

 

[BUBBLES]

Do these authors write similar types of stories?

Yes they do. Its J. Kellerman who is more similar to P. Cornwell.
J. Kellerman's wife (something) "Kellerman" also writes similar types of stories.

 

[courtneybcca]

Honey -- i could keep up with a mountain lion! *snap snap!*

that and i love bisexual chicks.

Sure.... You have no idea how many people have tried to tell me this... Biological though boys have a refractory period so it is impossible I guess. I just need someone that is my equal... This is what makes dating so hard!! Every guy is going to say there a the best in bed... so you date him for a while then you start to really like him then you finally let him in to find out that he is a prude... Then what!! I am so tried of men that talk the talk that can't walk the walk.... The only reason I stayed with my current is because of all the guys I have been with he is the only one that once in a while could keep up with me... But not all the time... Once I have an orgasm I just get more hyper... Where you boys just want to go to sleep.... Plus I wont settle down again until I feel passion like an animal lust urge... I want him to want me so bad that he is ready and willing to chase me around the yard naked

And technically I am not bi-sexual… I have not come out of my closet yet… I think because I feel that once I go that way I will never go back.

 

[Razorguns]

I want him to want me so bad that he is ready and willing to chase me around the yard naked

And technically I am not bi-sexual… I have not come out of my closet yet… I think because I feel that once I go that way I will never go back.

Well i can't speak for other men. So i do'nt know what to say. It's not like i can just click-click and prove my sexual prowess on the web to back it up and go "ta ta!". So not much to say in rebuttal.

Yeah women are hot. I'd say have your fun with men before you finally come out. Cuz once you have a hot chick -- games over. You'll understand immediately why us guys LOOVVEEE da females!

 

[courtneybcca]

Well i can't speak for other men. So i do'nt know what to say. It's not like i can just click-click and prove my sexual prowess on the web to back it up and go "ta ta!". So not much to say in rebuttal.

Yeah women are hot. I'd say have your fun with men before you finally come out. Cuz once you have a hot chick -- games over. You'll understand immediately why us guys LOOVVEEE da females!

Well you know what I think people should have resumes for dating... With references!!! So I meet some guy and I get to look it over and talk to ex's to find out the good stuff so I dont have to waste 6 months finding out the important stuff... Dont you people agree!!

 

[SoKlueles]

ok heres some more, im bored

1-When I was 3 i almost drowned in a river, my parents were nearby
2-My favorite uncle killed himself last February
3-I was fortunate to know all my grandparents till i was 28
4-I have a bad memory. I cant remember shit
5-I had to take drivers ed 2 years in a row because I sucked at driving
6-I played basketball and baseball in school.
7-My ex husband was jailed for statuatory rape when we were only married for a year..its not as bad as it sounds.
8-I really think Kenny Chesney is gay, altho Ill never admit it in the real world
9-I never got alot of penis pics from members of EF, and when they offered, most of the time i said no
10-Ever since I read the book "the thorn birds" ive wanted to travel to Australia

 

[EnderJE]

Well you know what I think people should have resumes for dating... With references!!! So I meet some guy and I get to look it over and talk to ex's to find out the good stuff so I dont have to waste 6 months finding out the important stuff... Dont you people agree!!

But then you wouldn't have surprises anymore...or stalkers.

 

[courtneybcca]

But then you wouldn't have surprises anymore...or stalkers.

both I would be very happy to be without wouldn't it be nice to have it all laided out on the table?

 

[Razorguns]

Well you know what I think people should have resumes for dating... With references!!! So I meet some guy and I get to look it over and talk to ex's to find out the good stuff so I dont have to waste 6 months finding out the important stuff... Dont you people agree!!

Yeah i agree. As for my sex life -- let me see if i can dig up some ol' DVD's. Hey i was young and needed the money.....

 

[courtneybcca]

Yeah i agree. As for my sex life -- let me see if i can dig up some ol' DVD's. Hey i was young and needed the money.....

I will review the dvd's!! You never know heehee

 

[Razorguns]

I will review the dvd's!! You never know heehee

Woo Hoo! Let me just make sure you don't wind up with my midget flick.

 

[Elite_Fry]

I'll share my stuff

1) As a pre-teen and teen i had a real bad anger problem and i used to take a lot of shit out on my parents. I regret so much how i used to act and wish i could go back and start again.

2) In year 12 (2001) high school i did solo performace in voice and got a 20/20. Something which had not been done in over 20 years in my state.

3) After high school i did a year of uni and got into 'Adelaide Connection' one of Australias leading jazz choirs and toured all over Australia performing gigs.

4) Later that year i joined the Army until i got injured later last year and was medically discharged.

5) I now have chronic back pain and specialists think i will have for the next 20-30 years.

6) I used to have a really bad gambling problem losing almost entire fortnights wages in one night (my late Grandfather was a gambler and almost lost our house)

7) I smashed up my exs car after i was of no use anymore.

8) I tried to suicide by overdosing on valium and pain killers.

9) With a friend i went 36 hours and spent $500 on meth.

10) I've now got my shit together, im happy, have a good relationship with my parents again, about to start uni next week and run a pretty successful part time business on eBay.

 

[SAGAT]

this thread is awesome. got some more....

11. i'm scared shitless of heights
12. i'm even more afraid of flying to the point where i begin sweating and shaking like crazy and turning white as a ghost, literally
13. got hit very hard by a car when i was 9, i was lucky i didnt die but i was out of the hospital after 6 days
14. which was a bad thing now that i look back upon it since now i have a light form of scoliosis and bad posture
15. i can't remember anything about that accident except that while i was unconscious, i had a dream that i managed to AVOID getting hit by the same car...eerie
16. no matter how strong i got or how hard i workout , i've never truly had the feeling i was big or strong
17. still don't

 

[Patrick Steele]

-I was born is West palm beach, Florida, but moved to Montreal when I was only 2 months old and grew up there. Now I just go back and fourth. I consider myself 100% Canadian even though I was born in the US.
-I never graduated from high school, but still ended up being more succesfull than most university graduates.
-I like working out to Frank sitatra tunes.
-I have had many threesomes in my life and most were with escorts and dont feel guilty about it at all.
-I have never really been in love and still dont know what love really feels like. I was about to get married to someone I didnt really love.
-I hate cell-phones and stopped using one. I only communicate in person or with e-mail.
-I used to be very shy growing up, but right now I am the exact opposite.
-I come from a Greek heritage.
-I enjoy playing volleyball on the beach
-I love going to clubs
- Can get into any hollywood party without any problems invitation or not.

 

[courtneybcca]

Woo Hoo! Let me just make sure you don't wind up with my midget flick.

I was drinking coffee when I read this and I spit it up... Hahaha

 

[Dirk Howat]

Well you know what I think people should have resumes for dating... With references!!! So I meet some guy and I get to look it over and talk to ex's to find out the good stuff so I dont have to waste 6 months finding out the important stuff... Dont you people agree!!

For marriage, yes.
For dating, i.e. fucking, no.

I wish it was mandatory that everyone every six months took and HIV test.
What I would like to see before I stick my penis into a V, is an HIV test. Some things are not worth dying for.

Wear the rubber.


Yo.

 

[courtneybcca]

For marriage, yes.
For dating, i.e. fucking, no.

I wish it was mandatory that everyone every six months took and HIV test.
What I would like to see before I stick my penis into a V, is an HIV test. Some things are not worth dying for.

Wear the rubber.


Yo.

Well I dont know about the rest of you but before I will allow a boy to have sex with me I require him to show me his test results and I do the same for him.... In today's day and age you can't be to careful...

 

[ChefWide]

For marriage, yes.
For dating, i.e. fucking, no.

I wish it was mandatory that everyone every six months took and HIV test.
What I would like to see before I stick my penis into a V, is an HIV test. Some things are not worth dying for.

Wear the rubber.


Yo.

Dirk. Icelandic flag. what gives? if you are on the rock, we must pillage. Fess up.

 

[EnderJE]

Dirk. Icelandic flag. what gives? if you are on the rock, we must pillage. Fess up.

^OMG...its Hardcore Holly^

 

[BrothaBill]

Well I dont know about the rest of you but before I will allow a boy to have sex with me I require him to show me his test results and I do the same for him.... In today's day and age you can't be to careful...

You have premarital sex with boys, wattup with dat, yo?

 

[ChefWide]

^OMG...its Hardcore Holly^

Not sure what it means, but i think it makes me feel like a natural woman....er.. uh... you know.

What is up my Maple Swilling Brother?

 

[EnderJE]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/hardcore_holly/profile.jsp

^link Hardcore Holly^

Nothing much, Icebro. Just working here and logging into to EF. So are you ever going to tell me or have I crossed the line again and should drop it like hawt?

 

[courtneybcca]

You have premarital sex with boys, wattup with dat, yo?

damm right I do.... there is no way I could get into a serious relationship without knowing if the man could satisfy me

 

[BrothaBill]

damm right I do.... there is no way I could get into a serious relationship without knowing if the man could satisfy me

Heehee, so you have prerelationship sex with boys too, wattup wit dat yo?

 

[Razorguns]

I was drinking coffee when I read this and I spit it up... Hahaha

OMG! You're a spitter! Boooo!

That's okay. I can still work with that. Just don't get it on the drapes.

 

[courtneybcca]

Heehee, so you have prerelationship sex with boys too, wattup wit dat yo?

no no no there is defiantly clear boundaries set before I walk this path