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10 stupid things couples...

habitualhealth

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do to eff up their relationships.

How many of these can you relate to in your current or past relationships?

1. Stupid Secrets
Withholding important info for fear of rejection.

2. Stupid Egotism
Asking not what you can do for the relationship but only what the relationship can do for you.

3. Stupid Pettiness
Making a big deal out of the small stuff.

4. Stupid Power
Always trying to be in control.

5. Stupid Priorities
Consuming all your time and energies with work, hobbies, errands, and chores instead of focusing on the relationship.

6. Stupid Happiness
Seeking stimulation and assurance from all the wrong places to satisfy the immature need to feel good.

7. Stupid Excuses
Not being accountable for bad behavior.

8. Stupid Liaisons
Not letting go of negative attachments to friends and relatives who are damaging to your relationship.

9. Stupid Mismatch
Not knowing when to leave and cut your losses.

10. Stupid Breakups
Disconnecting for all the wrong reasons.
 
Good list. I've done most of them at one time or another, I suppose.
 
11. Stupid Threads
Things you do that bore the other person to death
 
habitualhealth said:
do to eff up their relationships.

How many of these can you relate to in your current or past relationships?

1. Stupid Secrets
Withholding important info for fear of rejection.

2. Stupid Egotism
Asking not what you can do for the relationship but only what the relationship can do for you.

3. Stupid Pettiness
Making a big deal out of the small stuff.

4. Stupid Power
Always trying to be in control.

5. Stupid Priorities
Consuming all your time and energies with work, hobbies, errands, and chores instead of focusing on the relationship.

6. Stupid Happiness
Seeking stimulation and assurance from all the wrong places to satisfy the immature need to feel good.

7. Stupid Excuses
Not being accountable for bad behavior.

8. Stupid Liaisons
Not letting go of negative attachments to friends and relatives who are damaging to your relationship.

9. Stupid Mismatch
Not knowing when to leave and cut your losses.

10. Stupid Breakups
Disconnecting for all the wrong reasons.
this is the dumbest fucking post iv ever seen
 
habitualhealth said:
do to eff up their relationships.

How many of these can you relate to in your current or past relationships?

1. Stupid Secrets
Withholding important info for fear of rejection.

2. Stupid Egotism
Asking not what you can do for the relationship but only what the relationship can do for you.

3. Stupid Pettiness
Making a big deal out of the small stuff.

4. Stupid Power
Always trying to be in control.

5. Stupid Priorities
Consuming all your time and energies with work, hobbies, errands, and chores instead of focusing on the relationship.

6. Stupid Happiness
Seeking stimulation and assurance from all the wrong places to satisfy the immature need to feel good.

7. Stupid Excuses
Not being accountable for bad behavior.

8. Stupid Liaisons
Not letting go of negative attachments to friends and relatives who are damaging to your relationship.

9. Stupid Mismatch
Not knowing when to leave and cut your losses.

10. Stupid Breakups
Disconnecting for all the wrong reasons.
I do all of them now.lol
 
Im pretty proud of her on this thread



copy and paste is a hard thing to do
 
you left out farting during oral
 
habitualhealth said:
do to eff up their relationships.

How many of these can you relate to in your current or past relationships?

10. Stupid Breakups
Disconnecting for all the wrong reasons.

I dont understand this one. If the relationship ended (whether it was a decision on the part of one or both parties) then they shouldnt be together anymore - simple/shmimple.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I dont understand this one. If the relationship ended (whether it was a decision on the part of one or both parties) then they shouldnt be together anymore - simple/shmimple.


its really silly no?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I dont understand this one. If the relationship ended (whether it was a decision on the part of one or both parties) then they shouldnt be together anymore - simple/shmimple.
well, i think it's more of stupid why they were together in the first place.


if i break up with homeslice cuz he snorted while watching tv or had smelly breath....clearly, those are stupid reasons....BUT, i was already looking for a way out.

I really love the "i'm finding myself" one. :rolleyes:
 
habitualhealth said:
5. Stupid Priorities
Consuming all your time and energies with work, hobbies, errands, and chores instead of focusing on the relationship.

:worried:

Good thing we had that "You know I like physics more than you, baby" talk...




:cow:
 
habitualhealth said:
more like a cow fight.





you think cows ever rough it up with each other? they seem pretty calm to me.
that hooker cow got mad cow disease and pulled my teet
and yes i like myspace, i have like 10 different names and i post to myself to make myself look popular
 
habitualhealth said:
well damn, the thing was draggin' the ground...what'd you expect?
dont be mean, they are dragging the ground because i step on em so much
or is it the other way around?



be nice ot me, im going to ur boob dr soon and getting some up highers like you
 
habitualhealth said:
given the distance that he'll have to up them...you'll prob have to pay double.

just sayin'.
:finger:

ill just say "do mine the same way you did hers"
omg im lmao and dang hooker ive missed your smart ass mouth
 
well when i told him to make them like yours, he said ok
and called nasa to request some special something to make them perky
i dunno, but he knew u by name
and your credit card number too




but i believe you :)
 
SoKlueles said:
well when i told him to make them like yours, he said ok
and called nasa to request some special something to make them perky
i dunno, but he knew u by name
and your credit card number too




but i believe you :)
u need to freshin' up on your responses.


ps-you're welcome to use one of my pics for your myspace profile. i'm sure it gets confusing keeping up with which friend you are with each post.
 
oh your so thoughtful
i have quite a few to choose from tho dont i?


im shocked you dont have one of of you sitting on the toilet.theres one of u doing everything else
haaaaaaaa
 
SoKlueles said:
oh your so thoughtful
i have quite a few to choose from tho dont i?


im shocked you dont have one of of you sitting on the toilet.theres one of u doing everything else
haaaaaaaa
well you didn't know this but up until a few weeks ago we were limited to only 20 pics on there. now i can house 300!! so you never know what you might see next. hah.
 
haaaaaaaaaaaa im like one of your fans
i cant wait
i was more excited when you added me as a friend than i will be when kenny fuggin finally adds me
i :heart: KENNY chesney
 
habitualhealth said:
hahahahahahah you're a crackhead.


kenny sent me an email on there.


just sayin'.
wtf? I EVEN have his best friend as my thingy
if i cant get him that way how else am i gonna get him?
i wonder if i could use my profile pic to draw him in? hmmmm
shit hed probably report me for stalking or something
 
habitualhealth said:
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4. Stupid Power
Always trying to be in control.

6. Stupid Happiness
Seeking stimulation and assurance from all the wrong places to satisfy the immature need to feel good.

7. Stupid Excuses
Not being accountable for bad behavior.

8. Stupid Liaisons
Not letting go of negative attachments to friends and relatives who are damaging to your relationship.


^ those are just basic people problems

:worried:
 
Four Stupid Sexual Myths
There are SO many myths about sex – you just can’t believe everything you read. And for sure you can’t believe what your buddies tell you (tip: what your buddies tell you is mostly lies).

Here are the four most common myths about what makes for great sex (from the woman’s viewpoint):


Just Ask Her What She Wants. Most women don’t even know what they want, because they’ve never been with a man who knows what he’s doing. Think about it – most men learn what they know from porno. And guess what… porno is made by men, to exploit the desires of other men. Not the greatest way to learn what women want, is it?


Watch Some Porno Together. Not even close. Are you nuts? Porno is made for men. It exploits what men want from sex – not what women want. Turning on the porn is the quickest way to turn off the woman.


You Need To Become a Sexual Gymnast. Not necessary, and not effective. She doesn’t want Gumby, and she doesn’t want to be stretched out in all kinds of weird positions (yet!). She wants orgasms, plain and simple.


You Need A Giant Penis. Absolutely not true! The reality check: having a big cock sure doesn’t hurt. BUT… most guys with an average-sized cock can learn to be the BEST lover she’s ever had.
 
Gymgurl said:
Four Stupid Sexual Myths
There are SO many myths about sex – you just can’t believe everything you read. And for sure you can’t believe what your buddies tell you (tip: what your buddies tell you is mostly lies).

Here are the four most common myths about what makes for great sex (from the woman’s viewpoint):


Just Ask Her What She Wants. Most women don’t even know what they want, because they’ve never been with a man who knows what he’s doing. Think about it – most men learn what they know from porno. And guess what… porno is made by men, to exploit the desires of other men. Not the greatest way to learn what women want, is it?


Watch Some Porno Together. Not even close. Are you nuts? Porno is made for men. It exploits what men want from sex – not what women want. Turning on the porn is the quickest way to turn off the woman.


You Need To Become a Sexual Gymnast. Not necessary, and not effective. She doesn’t want Gumby, and she doesn’t want to be stretched out in all kinds of weird positions (yet!). She wants orgasms, plain and simple.


You Need A Giant Penis. Absolutely not true! The reality check: having a big cock sure doesn’t hurt. BUT… most guys with an average-sized cock can learn to be the BEST lover she’s ever had.

fuck i was hoping this was true.
 
habitualhealth said:
i already did...i've got one of those profile trackers to tell me how many times and who is stalking my profile. eh hem. you could at least wait 10 seconds before hitting refresh. shesh.










(j/k) ((maybe))
hey give me thgat tracker thingy
that would be cool
but fyi, i dont just look at yours alot, i look at everyones,
i get bored easily
 
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