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[fizzisnumerouno]

You stunned cunt.

You're intuitive

 

[pdaddyII]

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?


Neighbor...

 

[SpyWizard]

If you call your mom's home sorry she can't speak on the phone, her mouth is full..

 

[PICK3]

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?


Neighbor...

ololololololololol!

 

[SpyWizard]

Ever wonder as a teen about 11:30 or so your mom would come in and kiss you good night, telling you that you shouldn't stay up much longer??

ever notice she looked a little "glazed" ??

 

[SpyWizard]

Timmy and Johnny have a problem with cussing, mom didn't know what to do she asked the Priest (shutup) what she should do.. Priest says "you have to smack one of them 1 time and they will stop"

Timmy and Johnny come down for breakfast, mom says "Timmy what do you want for breakfast"??
Timmy says "Give me some dame fruit loops" Mom back hands him sending him across the kitchen..

She turns to Johnny and says "what would you like for breakfast"??

Johnny says "You can bet your sweet ass I don't want any of those fucking Fruit Loops"..

 

[PICK3]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?



I can't jelly my cock up your ass.

ololololol @ smurf


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/someone-tell-me-joke-743661-2.html#post10053623

 

[PICK3]

If you call your mom's home sorry she can't speak on the phone, her mouth is full..

Ever wonder as a teen about 11:30 or so your mom would come in and kiss you good night, telling you that you shouldn't stay up much longer??

ever notice she looked a little "glazed" ??

let's get off of moms

 

[TableFun]

ololololol @ smurf


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/someone-tell-me-joke-743661-2.html#post10053623

Thats the only one she knows bro...

 

[smurf2]

I totally came in here to tell the jelly/jam joke btw