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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "Hey, guess what? Last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window." The bartender just shakes his head and keeps wiping down the bar.
The second guy says, "You're nuts! There's no way that could happen!"
"No, its true," the first man says. "And I'll prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar, where he sits down and finishes his drink.
The second man is flabbergasted. "Holy shit, I know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke." "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind lifts him up and carries him around the building and through the window. Soon he resumes his seat and orders another drink.
Now the second guy is genuinely excited. "Shit I've gotta try that!" He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors ... and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT.
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the first man and says, "You know, you're a mean son of a bitch when you're drunk, Superman."
The second guy says, "You're nuts! There's no way that could happen!"
"No, its true," the first man says. "And I'll prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar, where he sits down and finishes his drink.
The second man is flabbergasted. "Holy shit, I know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke." "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind lifts him up and carries him around the building and through the window. Soon he resumes his seat and orders another drink.
Now the second guy is genuinely excited. "Shit I've gotta try that!" He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors ... and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT.
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the first man and says, "You know, you're a mean son of a bitch when you're drunk, Superman."
Here's one for SB 
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!" Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours!"
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!" Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours!"
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