Recent content by goofball

Why bother coming off for two weeks if you're going right back on for 50?

I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I know the board is sponsored by Protein Factory, but do we really need advertisements in thread form?

Speaking as a Baltimorean, I wish a pack of rabid dogs upon his genitalia.

I have the same thing. I'm not sure how it started, but to this day I have to be careful about how I lay on my side. Make sure you stretch after chest sets and try to keep your chest at least partially expanded as much as possible. That keeps me from getting that weird cramp-like feeling.

Training doesn't mean shit if you're not eating enough. Bump your cals to 3000 (make sure you actually keep track) and see what happens after two weeks. Keep bumping up cals by 500 every two weeks until you're gaining at an acceptable pace. Since I didn't tell you what you want to hear, let...

Glucorell R is touted here quite a bit.

From this point forward, this discussion will progresss only through the use of Family Guy quotes. I'll start... NOOOOOO. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Damn longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Anyway, what was that you were saying?

Search engines ignore that stuff these days.

The perfect ending would've been Carrie's plane back from France crashing into the coffee shop where the other 3 were eating.

Sounds good, but I think calling it a martini would be a bit of a stretch, come up with a new name.

DING DING DING

I keep coming back to this thread to try to post something constructive, but I just can't do it. I will never understand the purpose of religion.

Diet Mountain Dew Code Red is by far the best diet soda ever produced. That is all.

Yup, you need a modchip.