Recent content by beefkabob

velvety soft!! :p

Yes, whoop whoop has a tendancy to never get any. He once met a chic with chain link underwears and was so afraid of her, he never called her. He is like superman though. He saved me from dying on my porch by kicking in my window. Hey hampster, didn't you know a guy like that? Tano the queen?

The only thing I remember about that night is that one little boy who like to sing and dance like a fairy got NOTHING! That's right, she was too tired when it was his turn.

I wonder if it is normal for someone who has constipation, to go to the bathroom in a river when that constipation ends? What do you think Hampster?

you put a Hoover vacuum up to your package and it sucks all the air out?

Goth chicks rule, but I would never get into the necrophilia thing. Its bad enough when a lady just lays there motionless when she is alive.

yes mister hamster, it is true, I once owned a hearse. I had many names for it painted on the back. Meat Locker, Ecto-1, were just a couple. I remember taking it to the bars and filling it with drunk chicks, looking for a ride home. Ahh, those were the days of the old hearse. I have a...

The pumpkin jumped out of nowhere on halloween. It rolled down the hill in a rampage, fleeing from the children ready to smash it. Little did it know that the car was speeding up the hill towards it. Then the car swerved to miss it and struck another car. Hamsterhider can finish the story.

ah yes the scarecrow. What an ugly bitch.