yes mister hamster, it is true, I once owned a hearse. I had many names for it painted on the back. Meat Locker, Ecto-1, were just a couple. I remember taking it to the bars and filling it with drunk chicks, looking for a ride home. Ahh, those were the days of the old hearse.
I have a question for mister hamster eater. Is it true that you once put a vacuum cleaner named Hoover on your penis to see how it felt?