beefkabob tell about your camping trip...

[HamsterHider]

with joy and the hairy nipple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[smallmovesal]

loren=beefkabob?

 

[HamsterHider]

nope try again. beefkabob is the man, the myth the legend

 

[beefkabob]

The only thing I remember about that night is that one little boy who like to sing and dance like a fairy got NOTHING! That's right, she was too tired when it was his turn.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Amazing.

 

[HamsterHider]

you mean whoooop whoooop. beefkabob tell more about this strange man who never gets any

 

[beefkabob]

Yes, whoop whoop has a tendancy to never get any. He once met a chic with chain link underwears and was so afraid of her, he never called her. He is like superman though. He saved me from dying on my porch by kicking in my window.

Hey hampster, didn't you know a guy like that? Tano the queen?

 

[HamsterHider]

well yes i once had a roomate. he was vertically challenged and never dated a single person for 4 years but he was always fun to go to target with. people thought we were gay. so i bought condoms once when i was with him and he was real embarassed when the lady rang them up

 

[beefkabob]

velvety soft!!