For the first time in my life...

[puddlemonkey]

I'm absolutely terrified to eat anything

 

[puddlemonkey]

I officially want my mommy

 

[PhoenixS]

You are still sick?? Poor buddy!

 

[PhoenixS]

Have you go to the doctor to make sure you aren't dying?

 

[Waverly6969]

What's the deal? You spraying diarrhea all over the place?

 

[binö]

think of all the weight you will lose!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Have you go to the doctor to make sure you aren't dying?

I don't think I can leave the house that long. I don't even know where it's getting it, I haven't eaten since yesterday.

 

[binö]

dope sickness!

 

[PhoenixS]

I don't think I can leave the house that long. I don't even know where it's getting it, I haven't eaten since yesterday.

Wow that sounds serious. Need me to mail you some depends so you can make it to a doctor?

 

[binö]

better head to the clinic and get methadone
fuggin oregon tweaker!

 

[Lambruh]

lol @ pmunk needing a clinic to get dones

 

[billfred]

I don't think I can leave the house that long. I don't even know where it's getting it, I haven't eaten since yesterday.

Call one of your suppliers and have them send you over some norflexcin. If that does not fix you up, you are going to die!!

 

[miplank]

pussy

 

[Lambruh]

might as well trash those digits you scooped, she's gettin piped as you sip your tussin

 

[Smurfy]

youre always sick!

 

[nangiggles]

Did you google your symptoms? try:

Let me google that for you

 

[puddlemonkey]

Mom's are great, the rest of you suck!

 

[Rachel...lol]

Did you try to take half a bottle of Immodium yet? that might help.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I just had some Imodium AD delivered, among other shit. I should be good to go.

 

[jnevin]

I hope your butthole is so rawr from sharting you can't sit for a week. That, and I hope you start taking huge constipation shits where you push so hard it keeps your fat funky ass from healing. Furthermore, I hope your hoarding ass uses that cheap TP they have in hospitals so your discomfort is maximized.

 

[PhoenixS]

I hope your butthole is so rawr from sharting you can't sit for a week. That, and I hope you start taking huge constipation shits where you push so hard it keeps your fat funky ass from healing. Furthermore, I hope your hoarding ass uses that cheap TP they have in hospitals so your discomfort is maximized.

lololol I guess it will be awhile before he gets butt lovin again.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I hope your butthole is so rawr from sharting you can't sit for a week.

first wish granted!

 

[PhoenixS]

 

[jnevin]

lol

Get some desitin. I put it on my daughter's diaper rash. I got sick like you are and it helped. You feel like a herb applying it, but it will help you heal.

 

[jnevin]

Beat me to it.

 

[Rachel...lol]

I hope your butthole is so rawr from sharting you can't sit for a week. That, and I hope you start taking huge constipation shits where you push so hard it keeps your fat funky ass from healing. Furthermore, I hope your hoarding ass uses that cheap TP they have in hospitals so your discomfort is maximized.

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What a meanie!

 

[PhoenixS]

lol

 

[miplank]

I hope your butthole is so rawr from sharting you can't sit for a week. That, and I hope you start taking huge constipation shits where you push so hard it keeps your fat funky ass from healing. Furthermore, I hope your hoarding ass uses that cheap TP they have in hospitals so your discomfort is maximized.

this

 

[Mr. dB]

Wow, feel the love.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I deserve it, I'm pretty hard on jngr on a day to day basis.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm not rubbing any creams down there though, I'll rough it out.

 

[binö]

tussin colonics nigga

 

[gstacker]

Get a man pad!

 

[chris302001]

I just had some Imodium AD delivered, among other shit. I should be good to go.

A bum on the street once told me that if diarrhea is infectious in nature, immodium will only delay the passing of the organism/toxin thru ur system. But what the fuck does he know..

 

[Waverly6969]

does your asshole smell?

 

[puddlemonkey]

A bum on the street once told me that if diarrhea is infectious in nature, immodium will only delay the passing of the organism/toxin thru ur system. But what the fuck does he know..

Yeah but it should get me through work.

 

[ortiz34]

Sounds like you ate something bad possibly
food poisoning?
did you puke?

 

[canadianhitman]

immodium + codeine is the best way to go, if you happen to have access to some

I'm not sure if Diban or Donnagel-PG are still on the market (they were script drugs)

Lomotil works wonders (also script)...it saved my balloon knot's life when I picked up a really bad intestinal virus two years ago

 

[bigtravis]

Sounds to like you need some TRO. Travis's root oil. It cures sores, moles, sore assholes, saggy tits, zits, sneezes, weezes, vunerial deseases, and monkey tummies.