Just gave the new Asian her walking papers(Listen to this shit)

[bigtravis]

ok first off ive got an extremely high tolerance to aggravating ass annoying broads as long as they look good im able to look past that but this whore took the god damn cake and i pretty much told her get up the road(before i even had a chance to sew my seed)

1)dont sit on the phone all fuckin night while out with me while i'm having fantasies of about 10 diff dudes.
2)dont call me dude(i hate that shit)i prefer bitch.
3)i dont wanna keep hearing about your x who used to let you beat your dick on his forehead.
4)i dont wanna here about the last dudes 11" pipe and how he could have possibly disfigured your anus for life.

5)i def dont wanna here about all your money problems

6)and heres the best one!!if i tell you i have a phobia of hairy sacks slapping my taint dont fuckin show up on a date without a double headed dildo in a fuckin ziplock bag!!!!to some how magically get me to be tolerant of them.


7)and lastly.......................


























I fuckin love these nut case broads makes my life seem normal.

fixed

 

[PICK3]

I actually turned it down

^^^
proof Shirmpy is a Mo

 

[shrimp poboy]

^^^
proof Shirmpy is a Mo

I can prove my str8ness you havent even yet proved your existance

 

[stosstruppe]

fixed

ololo

 

[PICK3]

fixed

ololololol!

 

[shrimp poboy]

Im gonna fish hard this week for a replacement

 

[bigtravis]

Im gonna fish hard this week for a replacement

Do they even make a geigh treble hook?

 

[PICK3]

5)I DEF dont wanna here about all your money problems

I know how she can earn $50 the hard way

just sayin'

 

[shrimp poboy]

I know how she can earn $50 the hard way

just sayin'

Funny thing is she owns one of the biggest asian restaurants in jefferson parish.

 

[PICK3]

Funny thing is she owns one of the biggest asian restaurants in jefferson parish.

then why is she a poor ho?