So me and my girlfriend split and for the first time...

[B0ARDIN087]

I'm not a sopping wet vagina. Its been a few days and every other breakup I was a mess and a pussy. This was by far my most intimate relationship i've had.

Scary i'm actually growing up to not be a pussy. I give wootoom full credit for calling me one 200000000 times during my EF career

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm not a sopping wet vagina.

You're still a pussy. Just not a sopping wet one anymore.

 

[ortiz34]

Oh yes you are bro

Just look at the title "first time"


you think you'll be back together by sayin that (Total SWV)

If she did the dumping forget about, she's done, write her off
go fuck other chicks and bully people on the internet like razorguns!!!!!

 

[nydj66]

Oh yes you are bro

Just look at the title "first time"


you think you'll be back together by sayin that (Total SWV)

If she did the dumping forget about, she's done, write her off
go fuck other chicks and bully people on the internet like razorguns!!!!!

So me and my girlfriend split and for the first time...

I think you read it wrong.

 

[mustang_00]

no doubts... you're still a pussy. maybe you're just getting used to breaking up!?

 

[-SD-]

When you can snatch your balls back from your ex's hand, only then will you become a man.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

So me and my girlfriend split and for the first time...

I think you read it wrong.

^^

 

[B0ARDIN087]

You're still a pussy. Just not a sopping wet one anymore.

nice

 

[-SD-]

if youre at penn state you should be crushing mass amounts of pussy anyhow.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

i graduated, no more penn state pussy

 

[-SD-]

i graduated, no more penn state pussy

internet pussy it is, then.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

hahaha. college and the internet are the only places to get pussy?

 

[-SD-]

hahaha. college and the internet are the only places to get pussy?

no, just the easiest. when you get older youll find that the hassle of meeting women is a pain in the ass, so the internet streamlines the process and cuts to the chase. Ive been doing it since 2000 and its just too damn easy to do it any other way. Yea Ive met women other ways but something always comes out that you could have avoided by seeing it an internet profile first, instead of getting drunk with random chicks at a bar, or meeting someone randomly and going out to eat and paying then finding out xyz about her and knowing its a waste of your time and money. Internet profiles and probing questions from you when you email them really cuts out a lot of bullshit and money/time wasting. Plus you know from the beginning they are interested in dating in the first place because they are on an internet dating site. Meeting random chicks wherever you dont know that, and if you ask them upfront you just showed your cards and punked yourself in front of them. I could go on and on about internet dating.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

I think you have a job as an eharmony rep in your future superdave

 

[ortiz34]

sorry bro, I just woke up when I read it

hope you are doing alright

Best way to get over a girl is to have a new one under you

 

[B0ARDIN087]

sorry bro, I just woke up when I read it

hope you are doing alright

Best way to get over a girl is to have a new one under you

hahah. all good. It was distance anyway so its easier to get over her for a few weeks then to struggle for months imo.

 

[timtim]

suicide.