LOL@people who actually fall for this crap...

[miplank]

Just saw this infommercial on tv, and had to LOL.


The Contour- The Best Abs You'll Ever Have...Without the Work!


In the fine print on tv it says "results not typical". Fuck, I need to invent some crap like this to get rich off of.

 

[PICK3]

ololololol!

 

[-SD-]

Wheres my ab bailout package! Something for nothing baby

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[-SD-]

i wonder how that thing would feel on my balls. or that area under the balls where the dick is inside the body. bet that would feel good

 

[Metasomatized Ijolite]

I like how it includes a "diet and exercise guide". A good diet and exercise are what gives you great abs, DUH.

 

[chewyxrage]

A girl I went to high school w/ bought a version of that product.

I put the little pads on my bicep and turned it on, definitely contracted my entire arm and felt weird as shit.

Muscle wasn't fatigued or anything though.

 

[miplank]

I like how it includes a "diet and exercise guide". A good diet and exercise are what gives you great abs, DUH.

yeah, no shit

 

[Razorguns]

Guess who buys that shit?

Immigrants, old people, poor people, plain ol fat stupid people. They pray on that demographic and that's how they make their money.

r

 

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Guess who buys that shit?

Immigrants, old people, poor people, plain ol fat stupid people. They pray on that demographic and that's how they make their money.

r

thats like 95% of america, theyre so fucking stupid!!!!!!!11111111111111111

 

[nimbus]

Guess who buys that shit?

Immigrants

lmao @ immigrants traveling to the New World in search of freedom, wealth, and ripped abs

 

[jnevin]

I thought this was going to have a link to some supps.