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*The_West*
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the american way often confuses me, but it is things like this that make me almost wish i was american. why dont we have fraternities and spring break in blighty? that sheet sounds like good fun.
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Razorguns
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As one who has banged the hottest while not looking like the hottest, some tips:
1) Go to where the CHICKS are. You aren't getting laid in a dive bar, or best buy, or your buddy steve's garage, or on EF.
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2) At these clubs TALK TO WOMEN. I know 99% of guys are scared shitless of saying HI to a woman - but learn to start being social to everyone. Men, women, fat people.
3) Have a pleasant fun personality. Works in other parts of life too.
4) Be ATTRACTIVE, good shape, dressed good, carry yoruself good, well groomed, be in her 'value' range. If she's hot, and you're 42, fat, balding - you can have game all you want. You ain't getting any.
Always remember - if you want to get laid - get her AWAY from the fucking club first. In seduction courses - this is called 'bouncing'. Phone Numbers without future meetings planned out - are useless. Garbage. You want to get laid now - not be her fucking best friend on the phone.
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1) Go to where the CHICKS are. You aren't getting laid in a dive bar, or best buy, or your buddy steve's garage, or on EF.
22) At these clubs TALK TO WOMEN. I know 99% of guys are scared shitless of saying HI to a woman - but learn to start being social to everyone. Men, women, fat people.
3) Have a pleasant fun personality. Works in other parts of life too.
4) Be ATTRACTIVE, good shape, dressed good, carry yoruself good, well groomed, be in her 'value' range. If she's hot, and you're 42, fat, balding - you can have game all you want. You ain't getting any.
Always remember - if you want to get laid - get her AWAY from the fucking club first. In seduction courses - this is called 'bouncing'. Phone Numbers without future meetings planned out - are useless. Garbage. You want to get laid now - not be her fucking best friend on the phone.
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As one who has banged the hottest while not looking like the hottest, some tips:
1) Go to where the CHICKS are. You aren't getting laid in a dive bar, or best buy, or your buddy steve's garage, or on EF.
2) At these clubs TALK TO WOMEN. I know 99% of guys are scared shitless of saying HI to a woman - but learn to start being social to everyone. Men, women, fat people.
3) Have a pleasant fun personality. Works in other parts of life too.
4) Be ATTRACTIVE, good shape, dressed good, carry yoruself good, well groomed, be in her 'value' range. If she's hot, and you're 42, fat, balding - you can have game all you want. You ain't getting any.
Always remember - if you want to get laid - get her AWAY from the fucking club first. In seduction courses - this is called 'bouncing'. Phone Numbers without future meetings planned out - are useless. Garbage. You want to get laid now - not be her fucking best friend on the phone.
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Couses?
Like is there a spring break in you seduction course?
As one who has banged the hottest while not looking like the hottest, some tips:
1) Go to where the CHICKS are. You aren't getting laid in a dive bar, or best buy, or your buddy steve's garage, or on EF.
2) At these clubs TALK TO WOMEN. I know 99% of guys are scared shitless of saying HI to a woman - but learn to start being social to everyone. Men, women, fat people.
3) Have a pleasant fun personality. Works in other parts of life too.4) Be ATTRACTIVE, good shape, dressed good, carry yoruself good, well groomed, be in her 'value' range. If she's hot, and you're 42, fat, balding - you can have game all you want. You ain't getting any.
Always remember - if you want to get laid - get her AWAY from the fucking club first. In seduction courses - this is called 'bouncing'. Phone Numbers without future meetings planned out - are useless. Garbage. You want to get laid now - not be her fucking best friend on the phone.
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hmmmm
i don't recall that class listed in my cirriculum, darn it...
Bikini Mod
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Is it THAT HARD for a dewd to get laid with the abundance of chicks who are raised with NO MORALS or sense of self-worth?
All a guy really has to do is go up to the fakest chick (a chick's fake exterior is equally porportional to her inner sense of self-worth) and hit her with a few zingers while smiling at her then acting pretty much disinterested, looking over her head or smiling at some chick on either side of her, cutting her off while she is still talking and/or blatantly not listening to A THING she is saying.
^^^ If that right there don't get a young buck laid (works equally well for older dudes as long as they don't look totally gross) then NOTHING will.
All a guy really has to do is go up to the fakest chick (a chick's fake exterior is equally porportional to her inner sense of self-worth) and hit her with a few zingers while smiling at her then acting pretty much disinterested, looking over her head or smiling at some chick on either side of her, cutting her off while she is still talking and/or blatantly not listening to A THING she is saying.
^^^ If that right there don't get a young buck laid (works equally well for older dudes as long as they don't look totally gross) then NOTHING will.
housemusik83
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that was some funny shit
needtogetaas
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lmao
Razorguns
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Spoken like a true chick. lol.
This doesn't work when there are 20 guys to 1 hot chick. Nor does it work when said hot chick is with her 5 friends who immediately push her away from said creep. Nor does it work when you're fat, short, ugly - and she's a looker.
Stereotypes are bad. These women may be wild, crazy when drunk - but most are NOT sluts who sleep with anyone who says hi.
That's like saying all strippers are sluts - and all you have to do is go in one, mention you have money - and you can take her mom within 5 mins to fuck her brains out.
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