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I've been sleeping with this hot chick from work here and there for a few months now. I've been trying to keep it sexual, but getting to like her blah blah blah. So anyway, she comes over the other night hammared drunk. We went to be, had sex, went to sleep at like 4-5 a.m. I woke up at like 7 and it looked like she was rubbing my the bed, ( i was turned the other way couldnt see). I was like what are you doing, she says nothing cant sleep. I just went back to sleep. Woke up few hrs later and shes still up, so we banged again and i tryied to go back to sleep but i couldnt, so i just took her home. I came home and started to clean my room, do my laundry.....i pull the covers off and there is this big fucking stain, im like wtf is that.....its shit!... i go through my hamper and there is my sheet covered in shit!! apparently she shit herself in the middle of the night and put my sheet at the bottom of the hamper like i wouldn't see it and said nothing. she text me to come over later that night like nothing happend ....i havnet talk to her, but i have to see her at work, what do I do......what would you do?..... sorry so long
 
she took the sheet off the bed without you knowing it?
 
TRIP H said:
Woke up few hrs later and shes still up, so we banged again and i tryied to go back to sleep but i couldnt, so i just took her home. I came home and started to clean my room, do my laundry.....
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dude, clearly someone broke into your house while you were taking her home, shit in your bed and then tried to hide it.
 
She was making room for you to bang her in the azz
 
lmao at some of those responses, i have 3 sheets and get hot so i throw some off of me at night. thats why i didnt know she took it. i saw her a few times today and man was it awkward haha, tried to act like usual but cant stop thinking about it.
 
TRIP H said:
lmao at some of those responses, i have 3 sheets and get hot so i throw some off of me at night. thats why i didnt know she took it. i saw her a few times today and man was it awkward haha, tried to act like usual but cant stop thinking about it.
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so you tagged it twice...obviously she didn't shit before the first time you hit it.
so the second time you hit it, you were knocking it out next to a pile of dung, hottt.
i hope you didn't toss the ole salad
 
you didn't smell shit? I would either say something or never hang out again with her. FDepends if she's worth it.
I've had some shitty girlfriends but.... huddla huddla huddla
 
Bino_of_aLabia said:
so you tagged it twice...obviously she didn't shit before the first time you hit it.
so the second time you hit it, you were knocking it out next to a pile of dung, hottt.
i hope you didn't toss the ole salad
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no, she did. according to him, he woke up and found her rubbing the sheets. he went back to sleep and woke up to do her again. that must have been after she shit herself.
 
no i didnt smell it, all i could smell was the booze on her breath, it wasnt like a pile it must have been a shart, b/c at first i thought it was piss based on the diameter of the stain.....and yeah i hit it after, i didnt know. hope she cleaned off. there was nothing on me. i mean what kind of person does that, covers it up, lays there, then roles over to fuck like its not there. sick
 
and you work with her? isn't there something about not eating where you shit? or shitting where you eat? or... how does that work? lol
 
I am sure she doesn't like you one bit and it was her plan all along to shit in your bed by trying to let you befriend her... Now she achieved her goal, she is walkin round the office smilin at you, laughin inside and everyone knows she shat in your bed and actually you feel awkward when you pass her... LOL
 
Rachel...lol said:
and you work with her? isn't there something about not eating where you shit? or shitting where you eat? or... how does that work? lol
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yeah, you learned that one first hand, didn't you? :D
 
lol chris.....we work in a school together, a little bigger than an office, but still run into her...but anyway i text her (b/c i could bring myself to talk to her lol) and told her that it wasnt working and needed to stop, she said that she was sorry that things ended badly, but still never mentioned what happend. i just said me too and left it at that. so she texts me lastnight and was like.....i feel bad that things ended badly, why dont you come over and make me feel good? dont know what im going to do, i might go over and hit it doggy then slip one in the ole dumper real quick, tell her to put a plug in that f*cking thing and bounce lol.
 
TRIP H said:
lol chris.....we work in a school together, a little bigger than an office, but still run into her...but anyway i text her (b/c i could bring myself to talk to her lol) and told her that it wasnt working and needed to stop, she said that she was sorry that things ended badly, but still never mentioned what happend. i just said me too and left it at that. so she texts me lastnight and was like.....i feel bad that things ended badly, why dont you come over and make me feel good? dont know what im going to do, i might go over and hit it doggy then slip one in the ole dumper real quick, tell her to put a plug in that f*cking thing and bounce lol.
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Or wait until she falls asleep and drop a Dairy Queen swirl in the middle of her forehead.
 
TRIP H said:
lol chris.....we work in a school together, a little bigger than an office, but still run into her...but anyway i text her (b/c i could bring myself to talk to her lol) and told her that it wasnt working and needed to stop, she said that she was sorry that things ended badly, but still never mentioned what happend. i just said me too and left it at that. so she texts me lastnight and was like.....i feel bad that things ended badly, why dont you come over and make me feel good? dont know what im going to do, i might go over and hit it doggy then slip one in the ole dumper real quick, tell her to put a plug in that f*cking thing and bounce lol.
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lol that's so akward, her pile of shiate is a 500 lb gorrila.
it would be something i could never forget
 
I must live in a different world, I swear this place posts some of the most painful experiences I could possibly imagine, let alone beleive happened in actuality. And yeah, where the fuck is wulfgar? Wulfgar would be loving this, in fact....he'd tell you to bring it up to her like it was all hot and you want her to come over and do it again. And maybe you could then shit on her titties or something. Sorry, I'm not as good at this as wulfgar.......he really needs to come in here and close this deal out.









:lmao:
 
yeah bino, it is a huge gorilla. i see her in the hallway and i try to think of how hot she is, then she goes by me and i look at that fine ass, then it his me that that is where it came from.....the same fine ass that help real me in is has f*cked it all up lol.
 
TRIP H said:
yeah bino, it is a huge gorilla. i see her in the hallway and i try to think of how hot she is, then she goes by me and i look at that fine ass, then it his me that that is where it came from.....the same fine ass that help real me in is has f*cked it all up lol.
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Sounds like a real classy broad you got there. I would shit in her pillow case, turn it into a fun game between the two of you.
 
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