"Do you know how hard it is to...."

[bblazer]

Part IV in the continuing saga of the dood without a clue at my gym.

Today he says, "Do you know how hard it is to shoot 2 grams of test prop into the delt?"

"Please tell me you fuckin' didn't do that."

He rolls up his sleeve and I see this huge purple lump right in the middle of his delt. The fucker did it. Seriously. He can barely lift his arm. The pressure must have blow every capillary in the place and his shoulder is got that really deep purple color to it.

I still can't believe it. The fucker really did it. And with prop!

"I've never had to push so hard on the plunger before, but if I pushed the needle further in, pushed, then backed it out a bit and pushed it worked better."

Next door is a coffee bar. I felt like it was time to have "the talk" with this guy. Must be because I'm old and a father, but something had to be done.

The details of the talk aren't really important. Lets just say that I got him to agree to not put anything else in his body for at least a week. Then we are going to try an PCT this guy. I'm going to have to sit down and really try and figure out a good plan for him.

I REALLY hated doing this. I try to keep a VERY low profile about my use. I'm sure there are guys in the gym that suspect, but only 2 others know for sure, and they are good guys. This guy is goofy and it makes me nervous. But something had to be done.

Even as I write this...

2 FUCKING GRAMS OF TEST PROP IN HIS DELT!!!!!!!!!!!

That is at least 4 cc's!!!!!!

Can you imagine what his estrogen spike is going to be like? He wont need the Synthol for his bitch tits.

Somehow I need to get this guy some anatrozole and still be safe on my end.

B-

 

[miplank]

damn...4cc's!

My delt hurts just thinking about it

 

[79steeler]

Test prop is usually dosed at 100mg/ml, so I'm thinking that 2 grams of prop would be 20ml, correct. 20cc's?

 

[dopename]

I have always hoped you were just making this guy up for our entertainment....But unfortunately I guess I'm wrong...

Mt test prop is 50mg/1ml, so if he did that that would be....CRAZY!!!

 

[bblazer]

On the eyes of my children, I have not made this guy up.

Now that you guys are telling me about the dosing volumes, I sincerely hope he didn't use prop - or if he did it was some sort of high concentration.

B-

 

[OneBreath]

You're a good man. As funny as this guy is your talk with him might have been exactly what he needed. Just a little eye opener to get him thinking and stepping in the right direction.

On a side note, i once shot 2 ccs (200 mg) of masteron prop in my calf. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! I limped around like a little bitch for 2 days.

 

[wolfman87]

that's funny as hell. i hope you don't get in any trouble for helping that retard. maybe santa will bring you some of that shit you need.

 

[bblazer]

I need a blowjob from Cheryl Crowe. Do you think Santa will bring me that??

B-

 

[HAYEZ]

Test prop is usually dosed at 100mg/ml, so I'm thinking that 2 grams of prop would be 20ml, correct. 20cc's?

your right..the math doesnt add up...normal prop is 100/1ml maybe 200/1ml but more then likely now...20 ml in your delt doesnt seem right...he would need 4 - 5ml syringses or 7 3 ml syringes...something isnt right at all

 

[HAYEZ]

You're a good man. As funny as this guy is your talk with him might have been exactly what he needed. Just a little eye opener to get him thinking and stepping in the right direction.

On a side note, i once shot 2 ccs (200 mg) of masteron prop in my calf. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! I limped around like a little bitch for 2 days.

calves are super sensitive,,,i shoot hcg in tnem, and every now and them burns like muthafucka