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Ever get aroused at an inappropriate time?

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Happens all the time to me. I remember one time during highschool they showed an autopsy of some girl and I got an uncontrollable boner when they cut a giant hole in her. I was honestly ready to cum inside her.
Another time I saw two dogs humping and I had a boner that showed to everyone in the park including a nun that walked by.
 
lol


I'll go ahead and share a story.

The first memories I have of getting an erection were when I was watching people get handcuffed on cops...... :worried:
 
chris302001 said:
lol


I'll go ahead and share a story.

The first memories I have of getting an erection were when I was watching people get handcuffed on cops...... :worried:
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really? Those trashy hookers on there are hot sometimes.
Or did you get wood to a fat toothless redneck guy slurring his speech?
 
lartinos said:
Happens all the time to me. I remember one time during highschool they showed an autopsy of some girl and I got an uncontrollable boner when they cut a giant hole in her. I was honestly ready to cum inside her.
Another time I saw two dogs humping and I had a boner that showed to everyone in the park including a nun that walked by.
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Serial killer alert!
 
why? cause he gets turned on over an autopsy and wants to come in a dead woman's body. I mean I will leave the dog one out of it :)
 
Well, first you need to find a handsome 9 or 10 year old and offer him candy and a ride home.
The game is underground but can be played on PS3, so the little buggers can't wait to play it.
The premise of the game is that your parents are the badguys and all they do is lie to you not let you have the fun you want.
So you're being chased by them and they're always hurting by saying mean things and hitting you. The more they do that, the more life gets taken away from your player. The only way to get more life is to help your friendly neighbors by servicing them in various ways. Depending on the act you get more life and bonus points. The acts start out fairly simple and normal and escalate as your parents get meaner and you're more deesperate not to lose the game.
 
lartinos said:
Well, first you need to find a handsome 9 or 10 year old and offer him candy and a ride home.
The game is underground but can be played on PS3, so the little buggers can't wait to play it.
The premise of the game is that your parents are the badguys and all they do is lie to you not let you have the fun you want.
So you're being chased by them and they're always hurting by saying mean things and hitting you. The more they do that, the more life gets taken away from your player. The only way to get more life is to help your friendly neighbors by servicing them in various ways. Depending on the act you get more life and bonus points. The acts start out fairly simple and normal and escalate as your parents get meaner and you're more deesperate not to lose the game.
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I think this song was written for you lart......

 
Jay Mohr just had the most epic bomb I've ever seen on the tonight show. I felt uncomfortable just watching it, no one laughed at his jokes, they were fucking awful. lol
 
Humble Pride said:
I almost pissed myself watching him........

Black and White!!
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He was not funny at all IMO, not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. Noone laughed at his jokes or his stories. It was so badly organized... His jokes had no punchlines and his story was beyond lame. The story doesn't have to funny, but at the very least interesting. Leno was JImmy Kimmel last night, that's the howto be a guest and this was the hownot.
 
lartinos said:
He was not funny at all IMO, not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. Noone laughed at his jokes or his stories. It was so badly organized... His jokes had no punchlines and his story was beyond lame. The story doesn't have to funny, but at the very least interesting. Leno was JImmy Kimmel last night, that's the howto be a guest and this was the hownot.
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everyone is different, I thought it was amazing.....

then again, I hate simple comedy with punchlines that the audience of sheep simply laugh at.....

to each his own.......
 
Humble Pride said:
everyone is different, I thought it was amazing.....

then again, I hate simple comedy with punchlines that the audience of sheep simply laugh at.....

to each his own.......
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bro, you know he knows he was bombing though right?
I felt bad for him when Jay said it was time for a commercial and he was like "good". Trust me, Jay is uber pissed about that performance or lack there of. His impression was horrendous as well, if I were him I would have pulled out his chris walken impression once I knew I was doing that badly. I do indeed look for punchlines which I get what you're saying, but you like punchlines too. Good comics have punchlines without you even knwoing it. I know the hacky type you're talking about though.
 
You DO realize you're trying to rationalize the comedic performance (in a serious manner) about a guy who came on the set dressed like a Pilgrim - and carrying a large, live turkey..........

I've moved on..........lol
 
Humble Pride said:
You DO realize you're trying to rationalize the comedic performance (in a serious manner) about a guy who came on the set dressed like a Pilgrim - and carrying a large, live turkey..........

I've moved on..........lol
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Nothing wrong with breaking down a comedic performance, I'm good at it. Some people are good at breaking down other types of entertainment. Looking back, the turkey bit was just a poor attempt/ last second idea he had because he knew he had no material. I thought it was funny when he came out with the turkey, a smarter comic would have had thanksgiving jokes ready instead of pulling tracy morgan impersonations (that sucked) out of nowhere. Going bed bro, g-night.
 
Lartinos, since the erection during the autopsy, have you ever been aroused by dissection fantasies or actual dissections? Do you have a desire to dissect things?
 
snacky cake said:
Lartinos, since the erection during the autopsy, have you ever been aroused by dissection fantasies or actual dissections? Do you have a desire to dissect things?
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As a kid in the same park my friends and I found a cat in a black garbage bag that had died not too long ago I'd guess.
We took sticks and stuck them in the cats dead ass. That's actually a true story, lol.
 
happens all the time..especially at work...being on test makes it difficult..wear tight ass pants and boxer briefs to keep it under control..doesnt help the girls here all look like whores so all my customers either have tits in my face or there ass cracks hangin out with a thong...lol
 
lartinos said:
is that what you call it when a guy takes his weiner out of your ass?:confused:
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Why do you always come up with gay things to say when someone posts?
Are you gay?
I am straight thank you.
I don't want a cock in my ass.
You may enjoy it but I don't.

I before E except after C
 
walliwalibus said:
Why do you always come up with gay things to say when someone posts?
Are you gay?
I am straight thank you.
I don't want a cock in my ass.
You may enjoy it but I don't.

I before E except after C
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Thank you for showing the effectiveness of my joke, lol.
Remember bro it was just a joke, don't get all bent out of shape. Sorry about my spelling mistake. :)
By reacting the way you did to state "I am not gay!" is strange.
That's an insecure reaction...
Harmless joke, nothing more so don't take it as such.
More to come directed towards everyone! ;)
 
lartinos said:
Jay Mohr just had the most epic bomb I've ever seen on the tonight show. I felt uncomfortable just watching it, no one laughed at his jokes, they were fucking awful. lol
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omgg
That was really painful to watch. He is actually pretty funny on "gary unmarried", I love that show.

Dude, you are kidding on that first post right ?! :confused:
 
princesa said:
omgg
That was really painful to watch. He is actually pretty funny on "gary unmarried", I love that show.

Dude, you are kidding on that first post right ?! :confused:
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Ya, it's stated later on in the thread.
He's good as an actor and his old stand-up is funny too.
That was dreadful last night!
 
Yeah abundant arousal that creeps up during the wrong moment can be bad, though I think lack of arousal during the appropriate time is kinda worse...
 
I hit on a nun once...I was a young child though, so I don't think I'll go to hell.(At least not for THAT.)
 
Cal_21 said:
I hit on a nun once...I was a young child though, so I don't think I'll go to hell.(At least not for THAT.)
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really? i guess you failed though. That would make a good story if you had banged her and then never called, lol.
 
HAYEZ said:
happens all the time..especially at work...being on test makes it difficult..wear tight ass pants and boxer briefs to keep it under control..doesnt help the girls here all look like whores so all my customers either have tits in my face or there ass cracks hangin out with a thong...lol
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I would walk around with an eternal boner if I lived down there.
 
-Ariel- said:
LOL
Not yet... but I'm but its bound to happen some day.
I am 30 though so poppin viagra may be closer than I anticipate.
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I've been under the influence of things that made it impossible for me to get it up. I was so fugged up I really didn't give a damn.
 
Bino said:
i'm 30 and saw return of the jedi in 86 when it came out...seeing leia in that hottt outfit was my first time noticing T&A
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I can't really remember my first boner. I remember I thought a girl in kindergarten was pretty though. Not sure if I popped a rod though.
 
Bino said:
i'm 30 and saw return of the jedi in 86 when it came out...seeing leia in that hottt outfit was my first time noticing T&A
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Bino I always assumed U were like 42ish.
Thats a compliment though... U just seemed to voice a much more experienced age.
 
lartinos said:
it was a guy at my HS(for real)... Dr. feel good.
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LOL...
I have a fraternity brother friend from undergrad who is a Male Nurse, dude is a straight up playa, fucking awesome athlete, played baseball at Creighton, and had a fucking cannon for an arm. He didn't get much shit though, cause dude was bout as kewl as they come. I think it would be hard to be a male nurse, except in the military and not be given shit.
 
-Ariel- said:
Bino I always assumed U were like 42ish.
Thats a compliment though... U just seemed to voice a much more experienced age.
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Pick3 told the PM circuit that he's so old his pee pee don't work no more.

Just sayin'
 
walliwalibus said:
I before E except after C
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beige, cleidoic, codeine, conscience, deify, deity, deign,
dreidel, eider, eight, either, feign, feint, feisty,
foreign, forfeit, freight, gleization, gneiss, greige,
greisen, heifer, heigh-ho, height, heinous, heir, heist,
leitmotiv, neigh, neighbor, neither, peignoir, prescient,
rein, science, seiche, seidel, seine, seismic, seize, sheik,
society, sovereign, surfeit, teiid, their, veil, vein, weight,
weir, weird

Just sayin..................
 
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