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shrimp poboy
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So me and my ole lady decided to take a little weekend getaway to the Ritz in N.O.Keep in mind im a true southern redneck with not a whole lot of experience in these upper class type environments.So I booked the fancy shamancy executive suite for 3 bills and change a night and so far Im really not so impressed the acomidations are good but WTF do i need a livingroom for in a hotel?They try to kiss your ass so much its kinda nauseating and basically the fuckers are just pan handling for tips(And I tip well)Here is a list of fun charges so far.
Parking 40.00 a day(a parking ticket on the street is 20.00 where do you think my car is)
WIFII-15.00 a day
coffee 6.00 with tip
Bottle of Dom 300.00 with tip
extra toilet paper 30.00 per roll(ok I made that one up)
Whatever I fucked like i was a 21 yr old pornstar last night so I guess who cares.
Parking 40.00 a day(a parking ticket on the street is 20.00 where do you think my car is)
WIFII-15.00 a day
coffee 6.00 with tip
Bottle of Dom 300.00 with tip
extra toilet paper 30.00 per roll(ok I made that one up)
Whatever I fucked like i was a 21 yr old pornstar last night so I guess who cares.