Here at The Ritz carlton we treat ya right

[shrimp poboy]

So me and my ole lady decided to take a little weekend getaway to the Ritz in N.O.Keep in mind im a true southern redneck with not a whole lot of experience in these upper class type environments.So I booked the fancy shamancy executive suite for 3 bills and change a night and so far Im really not so impressed the acomidations are good but WTF do i need a livingroom for in a hotel?They try to kiss your ass so much its kinda nauseating and basically the fuckers are just pan handling for tips(And I tip well)Here is a list of fun charges so far.

Parking 40.00 a day(a parking ticket on the street is 20.00 where do you think my car is)


WIFII-15.00 a day

coffee 6.00 with tip

Bottle of Dom 300.00 with tip

extra toilet paper 30.00 per roll(ok I made that one up)

Whatever I fucked like i was a 21 yr old pornstar last night so I guess who cares.

 

[Smurfy]

a) i stayed there once
2) post up the vid or STFU

 

[Humble Pride]

Are you posting on EF while spending a romantic weekend at the Ritz??????????

 

[shrimp poboy]

Are you posting on EF while spending a romantic weekend at the Ritz??????????

Bro my girls vagina is in a wheelchair right now after the abuse it took last night.I need a lil me time(HaHa)

 

[shrimp poboy]

a) i stayed there once
2) post up the vid or STFU

Tonights anal night That video just might be entertaining

 

[Smurfy]

Are you posting on EF while spending a romantic weekend at the Ritz??????????

sounds romantic to me

 

[Humble Pride]

Bro my girls vagina is in a wheelchair right now after the abuse it took last night.I need a lil me time(HaHa)

really?
who was she with?

 

[shrimp poboy]

sounds romantic to me

You know how this fuckin place is ya log on to check your mail next thing your cacklin with smurf and the hens in chat

 

[ortiz34]

LOL good stuff Shrimpy

have fun

got any rolls?

 

[shrimp poboy]

LOL good stuff Shrimpy

have fun

got any rolls?

Rolls like ectacy?Naw bro I buried that part of my life