How were you disciplined as a child?

[75th]

Was never really grounded, but spankage was my parents discipline method of choice for all of my brothers and I. Looking back I thank them for it, especially when I see how fucking retarded brat kids are these days.

I used to physically discipline my dogs (smack them lightly on the butt) when they would bark or do something they were not supposed to. Guess what? They stopped doing it.

I also discipline my wife by punching her in the kidney when dinner isnt ready by the time I get home. Theres something wrong with her learning curve apparently.

 

[75th]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I also discipline my wife by punching her in the kidney when dinner isnt ready by the time I get home. Theres something wrong with her learning curve apparently.

lol


I bet she has you pussy whipped.

 

[Smurfy]

my parents were young when i was born (22) and my dad was REAL strict at first. he was overbearing and kinda maniacal. i think i was scared of him as a young kid. he didnt abuse us, but fuckin A, you did not cross him ever. no one did. He spanked my bro and I with belt a few times. and his hand. But mostly, he didnt have to, hed just get a stern voice and the look and youd straighten up real quick.
he chilled out over the years so my youngest siblings didnt feel the wrath quite like I did (im the oldest).
now my dad's a big softie, but still, no one crosses Big Daddy

 

[75th]

lol


I bet she has you pussy whipped.

Hogwash. (Or as my dad would say: hogworsh).

Just to prove it Ill post a pic of me burning her with an iron.

 

[Smurfy]

oh and as i got older, my dad got real creative with the punishments. he made my bro keep the trash cans from the garage in his room for weeks because he wouldnt keep his room clean,. LOL dude had all the household trash up in his bedroom lolol ewwww
or, hed take everything off shelves, drawers, closets, bedding, and pile it in the middle of the floor and say "now clean it"
fuck I got that one a few times. nothing worse than having your maniac dad tearinig your bedroom to shreds and then telling you to clean it/

once i was a senior in HS and i was a real asshole i guess (lol) and my dad finally had enough one morning when i took the clothes outta the dryer and put them onto the floor (wtf was i thinking)/. he came up and dragged me outta bed by my ear, threw me into the laundry room and proceeded to yell profanities at me pointing at the clothes on the floor then he threw a empty laundry basket at me as i was rolled up in a ball on the floor scared as shit. my mom was behind him in her robe (i remember this) yelling for him to stop. i think she thought he was so mad at me he might fucking kill me. then he threw a suitcase at me and told me to gtfo (only time he ever did that, he felt so bad about it, he apologized within minutes)

so, as you can see, i get my exlosive temper from big daddy. but im easy going like mom. so i only explode rarely

 

[75th]

oh and as i got older, my dad got real creative with the punishments. he made my bro keep the trash cans from the garage in his room for weeks because he wouldnt keep his room clean,. LOL dude had all the household trash up in his bedroom lolol ewwww
or, hed take everything off shelves, drawers, closets, bedding, and pile it in the middle of the floor and say "now clean it"
fuck I got that one a few times. nothing worse than having your maniac dad tearinig your bedroom to shreds and then telling you to clean it/

once i was a senior in HS and i was a real asshole i guess (lol) and my dad finally had enough one morning when i took the clothes outta the dryer and put them onto the floor (wtf was i thinking)/. he came up and dragged me outta bed by my ear, threw me into the laundry room and proceeded to yell profanities at me pointing at the clothes on the floor then he threw a empty laundry basket at me as i was rolled up in a ball on the floor scared as shit. my mom was behind him in her robe (i remember this) yelling for him to stop. i think she thought he was so mad at me he might fucking kill me. then he threw a suitcase at me and told me to gtfo (only time he ever did that, he felt so bad about it, he apologized within minutes)

so, as you can see, i get my exlosive temper from big daddy. but im easy going like mom. so i only explode rarely

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[Smurfy]

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[Smurfy]

here's a pic of Happy Big Daddy

 

[ceo]

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