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All Time Dumbest EF Quotes
- Thread starter swole
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Guitars don't ever lose value you dumb american loser! HA!
Everything I own, touch, or do, is recession proof you dumbass cattle, fast food eating twirps!
HA!
Investments are for suckers. HA! I make my money the real way, while I sit at home. HA!
None, but I could theoretically include it in my net worth.
Of course, any asset you have can be included. Its one thing to say "I'm worth $500,000, mainly due to the value of guitars I own" its a completely different thing to say "My income was 500,000, mainly due to the value of guitars I own" INCOME obviously being the key word.
mrplunkey
New member
My favorite is probably in my sig:
"having a proper education system is irregardless of drug use."
It's just so wrong on so many levels. In its original context, it was meant to be an intact sentence -- I didn't cut it out of another sentence. So features a lack of capitalization, the ambiguous use of the word "proper", the non-word "irregardless" as well as being largely incomprehensible. Then the statement is compounded with the irony that the person writing it was obviously a product of our completely dysfunctional education system, yet they feel so uninhibited to provide commentary on the educational system. Now stop an think about how you could do that in a mere 10 words. That's not as easy as you'd think. I guess its a poem of sorts.
"having a proper education system is irregardless of drug use."
It's just so wrong on so many levels. In its original context, it was meant to be an intact sentence -- I didn't cut it out of another sentence. So features a lack of capitalization, the ambiguous use of the word "proper", the non-word "irregardless" as well as being largely incomprehensible. Then the statement is compounded with the irony that the person writing it was obviously a product of our completely dysfunctional education system, yet they feel so uninhibited to provide commentary on the educational system. Now stop an think about how you could do that in a mere 10 words. That's not as easy as you'd think. I guess its a poem of sorts.
Razorguns
Well-known member
that's one of my favorites as well!
Creepusmaximus
New member
My face hurts from reading that. It's a deep thought why you got to screw with the guy?? He's keeping it real, you hater.
LOL>
mrplunkey
New member
Well its like this.... we should smoke a bowl... I want... to be... the real me... my parents fucked me over... and we'll all be reincarnated anyway... so my soul mate is out there... but just because... you beilve in one doesn't mean shes' ....out there... but there is someone for everoyone.. and i rwite books all the time too penguin is my publisher because they are interested.... in waht i... have to say.. buty you shoujld.... learn and get an education and talk to smart people... education is irregardless of drug.......... uses and we should like all just be us and find the right one for us cause we all...... go back and forth but c'est la vie so... you know what...... I'm sayin so I guess we should just all hold-out for the write one cuase I dated mrs Ohio... and she ...came sniveling back... but I am a bigger man... than that cause ive traveled the world and like to think that karma makes everything in a bigger issue.
Know what I'm saying?
