how do i get a cum stain out of a pillow?

[tiger88]

fuck

so i got a 30 dollar thing for pottery barn....go there get a pillow on sat

now its tuesday an there a FUCKING cum stain on it ...its like that soft felt almost material...pillow is red too....

i just prolly jerked off and didnt wipe up good enough and crashed and my dick was like a leaky faucet


NEED HELP

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

No, you need another beer. Obviously.

 

[wtlftr]

um... washing machine. i cummed on my chicks face the other dasy and some got on the pillow case. She washed it and it was out. Now if you are asking how to erase the stain so that the CSI can't find it..well, burn it.

 

[Lestat]

just get a new one

 

[tiger88]

dont want to ruin it in the washing machine

ps

ripped the tags off

 

[seizer]

Put duck tape over the stain. Then, once the tape is spread firmly over the coulda been children, write "cum stain" on it (use a sharpie).

 

[tiger88]

Put duck tape over the stain. Then, once the tape is spread firmly over the coulda been children, write "cum stain" on it (use a sharpie).

hahahahah


but i want to pre cum stain status

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

ripped the tags off? Your in big trouble.

 

[Dunk]

write "cum stain" on it

you spelled "caesar989" wrong

 

[musclemuscle]

cut it out with a razor knife

 

[hamstershaver]

saliva

 

[tiger88]

cant cream soda do it? not cream as cum but legit cream soda?

 

[wtlftr]

hydrogen peroxide or venegar. But CSI can still find it.

 

[tiger88]

hydrogen peroxide or venegar. But CSI can still find it.

just rub it in? then what?

will that turn my red pillow white stain?

 

[wtlftr]

try it in an obscure spot. Then use club soda to wash it out. Use at your own risk

 

[wootoom]

gross

 

[seizer]

you spelled "caesar989" wrong

ok.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

just call a whore to lick it off. like my niece who has her clit pierced and her asshole pierced and has a chain between the 2. Nasty ho bag.

 

[tiger88]

anyone?

 

[SoKlueles]

get some carpet cleaner and a scrub brush and try that.
let it soak
or just some soap and water and a scrub brush

 

[SoKlueles]

well? did you try it or what?
ejaculation stuff is the same as spit right?


hammy slobbers on the pillows alot while he sleeps

 

[tiger88]

get some carpet cleaner and a scrub brush and try that.
let it soak
or just some soap and water and a scrub brush

i used spray and wash and a detailing brush....then ran it under a water (just the cum stain spot)

now it drying off in the fan

 

[SoKlueles]

i used spray and wash and a detailing brush....then ran it under a water (just the cum stain spot)

now it drying off in the fan

that will work and when it dries, it will be back to normal

kind of off the subject, i have a baby mickey porcelain doll and i was using some oxi clean stuff to wash him....and then i realized his clothes came off....so i took them off and washed them......he looks purty now

 

[Raptorex]

thats not cum bor, its drool.

 

[EnderJE]

new pillow?

 

[Daisy_]

Dude. Sick...
Try spot washing it if you dont want to through it in the washing machine.

 

[SoKlueles]

Dude. Sick...
Try spot washing it if you dont want to through it in the washing machine.

LOL this is tiger your talking to lol
hes the king of sick

 

[Raptorex]

tell him he needs to swallow next time.

 

[sigweed]

cum all over the rest of the pillow so it looks the same

 

[chewyxrage]

Simple Green


non toxic cleaner. I used it to get blue ink out of white shorts, it can get the cum off your pillow......just soak for a while and then rinse....repeat till it's gone.....

 

[jack sparrow]

cum all over the rest of the pillow so it looks the same

LOL!

 

[cwc73]

http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=553

Dude, how come no one thought of this?

Dude, you need Mascuout, the protien stain remover!

 

[slickdadd]

Just splooge all over the pillow in equal globs and patterns and call it the intended design. Start a trend.

 

[Maverick]

shit is impossible to get out !!! try vinegar or baking soda or ginger ale !!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

stop being a cheap bastard and go out and buy another one. or throw that bitch in the washing machine.

 

[tiger88]

^^^ its a fucking nice one
and i think the washing machine will fuck up the softness

 

[fistfullofsteel]

^^^ its a fucking nice one
and i think the washing machine will fuck up the softness

get some stupid chic to buy you another one then. or get your stripper roommate to buy you one. tell her you are going to fuck her if she does and then tell her you lied and keep the pillow.

 

[tiger88]

get some stupid chic to buy you another one then. or get your stripper roommate to buy you one. tell her you are going to fuck her if she does and then tell her you lied and keep the pillow.

hee hee

no sex from her for me

i can hold back plus bro its my good friends gf...she is a cocktail waitress at devils martini now ...more topless shit i guess


but I love this fucking pillow god dammit !!!!!!!

 

[strangebrew]

but I love this fucking pillow god dammit !!!!!!!

I gathered that from the thread title.

 

[pintoca]

fuck

so i got a 30 dollar thing for pottery barn....go there get a pillow on sat

now its tuesday an there a FUCKING cum stain on it ...its like that soft felt almost material...pillow is red too....

i just prolly jerked off and didnt wipe up good enough and crashed and my dick was like a leaky faucet


NEED HELP

tell him to aim better next time.

 

[SoKlueles]

it didnt work?

 

[Mr. Black]

Put the pillow in the freezer for a couple hours, then the cum should freeze and you can pick it off in one big chunk