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What is your all time favorite quote from a movie? Karma for best quote

Blue Collar Man: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, what are you talking about?
Randal Graves: The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
Dante Hicks: My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.
 
"You talkin to my girl?"

"I don't see any livestock around here, so I don't know what you're talkin' about."


- Remember the Titans
 
"I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated, that's just the way it is."

- Remember the Titans
 
"I don't want them to gain another yard. You blitz all night! If they cross the line of scrimmage, I'm gunna take every last one of you out. You make sure they remember... forever, the night they played the Titans!"

- Remember the Titans
 
"People say that it can't work; black and white. Well here we make it work everyday. We have our disagreements of course. But before we reach for hate, always... always we remember the Titans."

- Remember the titans
 
"You'll be able to spit nails, kid. Like the guy said; 'your gunna eat lightning and your gunna crap thunder.'"

- Rocky
 
"It really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance..."

- Rocky
 
"What do ya think he eats?"

"About two hundred and two pounds."

"... Weighing two hundred and two pounds! The reigning champion of the world, Rocky Balboa!"

- Rocky III
 
"What makes this woman think she can speak among men?"

"Because, only Spartan women give birth to real men."

- 300
 
"A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun."

"Then we will fight in the shade."

- 300
 
"What am I going to do with you? You simply won't die... Are we so different, you and I? You take life, when you have too, as I do."

"I have only one more life to take. Then it is done."

"Then take it now."

- Gladiator
 
[on his past relationship with Caitlin]
Dante Hicks: She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She didn't even know I was at the party.
Randal Graves: Oh, my God.
Dante Hicks: Great story, huh?
Randal Graves: That girl was vile to you.
Dante Hicks: Interesting post script to that story - do you know who wound up in that dark bedroom with Brad?
Randal Graves: Your mother?
Dante Hicks: Alan Harris.
Randal Graves: Chess team Alan Harris?
Dante Hicks: The two moved to Idaho together after graduation. They raise sheep.
Randal Graves: That's frightening.
Dante Hicks: Takes different strokes to move the world.
Randal Graves: In light of this lurid tale, I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.
 
Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

- Superbad
 
Admiral Benson: Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
-Hot shots
 
Fogell: [as Seth comes out of the liquor store] Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt?

- Superbad
 
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

- Superbad
 
Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!

- Superbad
 
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

- Superbad
 
Liquor Store Clerk: Is there a problem here sir?
Fogell: [shakes head] No.
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the spilled beer on the floor] Sir, did you do this?
Fogell: No, no I didn't and you should really clean this up, someone could really hurt themselves
[walks away]
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the floor and shakes his head a little] Fuck my life

- Superbad
 
"Nigga... sit... yo five dolla ass down before I make change"- Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) to G-money while putting a sword to his neck in New Jack City

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"- Billy to Dalton (Patrick Swayze) in Road House
 
"Kevin McDonough: Where are you from anyway?
Zohan: Haustralia.
Kevin McDonough: Really, because you sound middle eastern.
Zohan: No no no, similar accent. Hangaroo. "

- Don't mess with the Zohan
 
"I am as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
- Network
 
Howard Beale: 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:
Howard Beale: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

- Network
 
"im post whore this thread up .. till arabian gives me that 25 k " -- the_alcatraz
 
i am going to teach you the meaning of commitment. Fourteen years ago I was forced to make a commitment to an eight by nine cell, now you are going to be forced to make a commitment. You could say I'm hear to save you.
deniro .. cape fear
 
here is another cape fear classic.. awesome movie ..

I ain't no white trash piece of shit. I'm better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, Counselor, to prove you're better than me! -- Cape Fear R Deniro
 
Re: What is your all time favorite quote from a movie? 25000 in k for best anwers

25000k will be awarded for the best answer. I will have Stilleto choose the best response..

Mine would have to be from the movie Gone in Sixty seconds where the little black guy tells the other guy on the roof:

When this is over im going to watch 2 hours of Roots smoke a joint and kick your ass.. lmao

quote away.. good luck

BTW: if Stilleto does not care for you, then I guess your SOL lololllolollolo


omg, the pressure.
lol
i'll decide by tonight.
 
Verbal: After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
 
i am going to teach you the meaning of commitment. Fourteen years ago I was forced to make a commitment to an eight by nine cell, now you are going to be forced to make a commitment. You could say I'm hear to save you.
deniro .. cape fear

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Eddie Dane: How'd you get the fat lip?
Tom Reagan: Old war wound. Acts up around morons.
 
yeah
my extended quote is;

Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute. Uh, what was that called again?

Finally, after pages and pages of scrolling thru yours and alcatraz's posts you put up a really good quote. Yay for Clerks!
 
This is one of my all time favorite scenes. Too many good quotes in here just to pick one.

 
From "Party Girl" for anyone who ever went to an AA meeting. lolol

 
porky's revenge
[Beulah Balbricker has accused Billy and his friends of watching porn in the school library]
Billy: Miss Balbricker, with all due respect. That's your opinion.
Beulah Balbricker: They all had BONERS!
Wendy Williams: Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a *boner*!
 
"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap,
thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever
asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back
is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with
this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you
mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else
left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a
peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But
they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting.
So you end up with nothing but broken bits,
filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching
nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat
those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box...
filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."

Cigarette Smoking Man from X-Files (TV show so probably disqualified)
 
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!

Thrust this into another man's flesh, and they will applaud and love you for that. You may even begin to love them. Some of you are thinking that you won't fight. Others, that you can't fight. They all say that. Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.

gladiators best lines
 
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!

Thrust this into another man's flesh, and they will applaud and love you for that. You may even begin to love them. Some of you are thinking that you won't fight. Others, that you can't fight. They all say that. Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.

gladiators best lines

range is good
 
range is good

in context;

[Maximus is about to ride out with the cavalry to fight the barbarians]
Quintus: Soldier! I told you to move those catapults forward. They're out of range.
Maximus: Range is good.
Quintus: A danger to the cavalry...
Maximus: Is acceptable. Agreed?
 
Marcus Aurelius: When was the last time you were home?
Maximus: Two years, two hundred and sixty-four days and this morning.

- Gladiator
 
Maximus: Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. I will not believe they fought and died for nothing.

- Gladiator
 
Proximo: [holding up a sword] Thrust this into another man's flesh, and they will applaud and love you for that. You may even begin to love them.

Some of you are thinking that you won't fight. Others, that you can't fight. They all say that.

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.

- Gladiator
 
here is the best quote i can remember .. winner is here
"Go home and get your fucking shine box" . goodfellas
 
"You tawkin' to me!? YOU TAWKIN' TO ME!?" Taxi Driver

I thought these were just supposed to be famous quotes, hell, some of these are whole damn scenes...
 
Booger - "did you get in her pants?"
Gilbert - "she's not that kind of girl, booger"
Booger - "why? does she have a penis?"

-Revenge of the Nerds
 
"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
 
" Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. But the two of us together, forget it."

-Bill Murray in Stripes
 
“you got to ask yourself a question... Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?” Dirty Harry
 
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