how do i get a cum stain out of a pillow?

[jack sparrow]

cum all over the rest of the pillow so it looks the same

LOL!

 

[cwc73]

http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=553

Dude, how come no one thought of this?

Dude, you need Mascuout, the protien stain remover!

 

[slickdadd]

Just splooge all over the pillow in equal globs and patterns and call it the intended design. Start a trend.

 

[Maverick]

shit is impossible to get out !!! try vinegar or baking soda or ginger ale !!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

stop being a cheap bastard and go out and buy another one. or throw that bitch in the washing machine.

 

[tiger88]

^^^ its a fucking nice one
and i think the washing machine will fuck up the softness

 

[fistfullofsteel]

^^^ its a fucking nice one
and i think the washing machine will fuck up the softness

get some stupid chic to buy you another one then. or get your stripper roommate to buy you one. tell her you are going to fuck her if she does and then tell her you lied and keep the pillow.

 

[tiger88]

get some stupid chic to buy you another one then. or get your stripper roommate to buy you one. tell her you are going to fuck her if she does and then tell her you lied and keep the pillow.

hee hee

no sex from her for me

i can hold back plus bro its my good friends gf...she is a cocktail waitress at devils martini now ...more topless shit i guess


but I love this fucking pillow god dammit !!!!!!!

 

[strangebrew]

but I love this fucking pillow god dammit !!!!!!!

I gathered that from the thread title.

 

[pintoca]

fuck

so i got a 30 dollar thing for pottery barn....go there get a pillow on sat

now its tuesday an there a FUCKING cum stain on it ...its like that soft felt almost material...pillow is red too....

i just prolly jerked off and didnt wipe up good enough and crashed and my dick was like a leaky faucet


NEED HELP

tell him to aim better next time.