Holy Shit! Holy Motherfucking Score!!

[jackangel]

So I am sitting here, bored and tired and jonezing hardcore for some weed (my bag just ran out a week ago).

On a whim, I decide to check the vaporizer disc to see if I left anything in there.

Score 1!! Yes, there is some weed!!

So now I'm psyched, and decide to check around for a bag of shake or some shit. I don't expect this kind of luck, but check an old Nike shoe box where I keep Playboys, Penthouses, etc...(I used to steal these like mad back in the early 90s, from the same bookstore no less...every fucking week). I remember keeping weed here too, in the past.

And guess what?

Score 2!!!!11111oneoneone2222!!!

I find an old bag with some shake in it...enough for 2-3 bowls perhaps.

You don't know what this means for a loser addict like me.

I am going to get stoned now.

 

[strangebrew]

You ever try Kratom?

 

[jackangel]

wassat?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Wow, that's lucky, or you go through so much shit, it's all over your house....

 

[strangebrew]

wassat?

http://www.sagewisdom.org/kratomguide.html

 

[JayC9]

You ever try Kratom?

I've been helping a mate build a bar over the weekend and all the workmen were all munching on Kratom leaves. Big bitter leaves with white and red viens. I tried it and I'd say the effects are the same as a mild stimulant. Makes you alert, sweaty and you feel like you can keep on working.

Quite the opposite of weed.

 

[strangebrew]

I've helping a mate build a bar over the weekend and the workmen were all munching on Kratom leaves. Big bitter leaves with white and red leaves. I tried it and I'd say the effects are the same as a mild stimulant. Makes you alert, sweaty and you feel like you can keep on working.

Quite the opposite of weed.

I've heard quite a few different experiences, I guess it depends on how much you take.

 

[JayC9]

I've heard quite a few different experiences, I guess it depends on how much you take.

It grows wild here and they sell it by the bag full for half a buck. The stuff tastes foul and it takes your appetite away. I'd say it has similar effects as ephedrine.

Do you brew it, smoke it or eat it straight?

 

[jackangel]

whoa

kratom sounds almost perfect

it reminds me a bit of what DXM is like, in some ways, based on what i've read (and tried one time).

but that may not be

have you had it?

i'd like to try it, since it's legal here.

 

[strangebrew]

whoa

kratom sounds almost perfect

it reminds me a bit of what DXM is like, in some ways, based on what i've read (and tried one time).

but that may not be

have you had it?

i'd like to try it, since it's legal here.

Best place to get it:

http://customnutritionwarehouse.com/shop/product_info.php?cPath=3&products_id=153

That's the good stuff.

 

[strangebrew]

It grows wild here and they sell it by the bag full for half a buck. The stuff tastes foul and it takes your appetite away. I'd say it has similar effects as ephedrine.

Do you brew it, smoke it or eat it straight?

I take about 3 grams of the super kratom. Eat it straight. For me the effects are a lot different than ephedrine. I get a real calming effect that lasts quite a while. I'm also a lot more talkative on it.

 

[JayC9]

I take about 3 grams of the super kratom. Eat it straight. For me the effects are a lot different than ephedrine. I get a real calming effect that lasts quite a while. I'm also a lot more talkative on it.

After reading the info (customnutritionwarehouse) it sounds like I have yet to try it in a higher dose. It's strange that it's a stimulant in low doses and a sedative in higher doses.

 

[jackangel]

i just ordered a bottle

 

[RADAR]

I love it when you find hidden shit stashed away almost like christmas

RADAR

 

[chewyxrage]

..LOL

I know exactly how you felt. I have like 2 or 3 different trays stashed around........when I think I'm out of weed..I rumage around...find a half a bowl here, half a bowl there...

I've never actually resorted to smoking resin though. That's where I draw the line.

Shit's nasty.

It's a pretty shitty feeling running out of weed.

BTW, I knew this thread was about weed before I opened it

 

[gonelifting]

I looked under my bed the other day, and there it was... DUST, dust everywhere! I cleaned fr hours with a Swiffer.

and I'm so tempted to buy that Kroutons stuff.

 

[Gambino]

i used to be in love with this bitch named E & J
don't fuck with her no more now I fuck with Tanqueray
Tangqueray introduced me to her 1st cousin Gold,
last name Ides and first name Old
Gold coudln't take the dick she made me lazy...

 

[SoreArms]

I could sure use a bowl or two of shake right now, I'll probably lay off it for a couple of weeks though

 

[jackangel]

my brothers...

anyway, thank you again for the info, strangeB.

hopefully the kratom will be here by tuesday and then we'll see.

i wonder if it will have any beneficial impact on my illness.

edit: for those of you who have tried it, did you notice any effects on your digestion? specifically, to do with bowel movements?

edit 2: have any of you tried watching movies while on it? does it enhance? is it possible to still focus, etc...?

 

[Lestat]

dude I got a PHAT batch from B.C. this shit is awesome and I got enough to last me a long ass time.

 

[SoreArms]

dude I got a PHAT batch from B.C. this shit is awesome and I got enough to last me a long ass time.

mail me a joint, don't be stingy

 

[Bullit]

I thought for sure this thread would be about Jackangel scoring a threesome after a raging night at the Blue Oyster.