Off to Mexico with the whole fam!

-SD- · Dec 31, 2014

Aplopez8 said:
Check out the pharmacies and veterinarians

lol what is this, 1995?

digimon7068 · Dec 31, 2014

sexyMFer said:
She's good looking. You would've already tried to bang her you horny old dog

shit...she's probably my age too :qt:

sexyMFer · Dec 31, 2014

She's younger

digimon7068 · Dec 31, 2014

sexyMFer said:
She's younger

did she have your wife when she was like 16?

sexyMFer · Dec 31, 2014

20 or 21 I think. My wife is 27

digimon7068 · Dec 31, 2014

sexyMFer said:
20 or 21 I think. My wife is 27

that's right in my wheelhouse

and i like girls my own age...i gotta find some loopholes in this totally restrictive anti-dating policy that i am currently bound by...

miplank · Dec 31, 2014

It's called a divorce

miplank · Dec 31, 2014

That'll be $35

digimon7068 · Dec 31, 2014

miplank said:
It's called a divorce

that's a clear violation of the whole death-do-us-part clause that would likely result in my demise...

miplank · Dec 31, 2014

You got one foot in the grave anyways