I'm older than she is, fuckface. Feel like calling me creepy?
Hey, gotta ask ... I know you have a young wife, I'm curious, what's it like to be married to a woman who needs the bank statement taped to the headboard to ride you?
I look forward to reading you spew your IRL woes here on the board. I'll go ahead and pretend in advance that it's just a stroke of bad luck instead of something you deserve.