Last 2 weeks of pregnancy r teh suck

[mrplunkey]

She can't sleep for shit, which means I can't sleep for shit. She's super uncomfortable and I'm nervous as fuck for when the shit goes down.

Ask her to sleep downstairs in the basement. You need to conserve your energy.

 

[mrplunkey]

Careful, you're going to lure Redsam in here with you telling stories that may involve your penis like that.

* RedScam(TM) the EF Cuckhold

 

[mrplunkey]

One of my kids was born with a completely loose knot in its umbilical cord. He was born via c-section and the doctor held it up and casually said: "Huh... I guess he was meant to be here." And just kept going with the procedure.

 

[nydj66]

Watching your wife give birth is like watching your favorite pub burn to the ground.

I was warned that it's traumatic to see something the size of a baby come out of your wife's vag so I was prepared for that.

But no one told me that it doesn't close immediately after the kid squeezes out and you can see way up inside. That's what fucked me up.

 

[-SD-]

C section FTMFW

 

[pdaddyII]

Standing at the head of the bed the entire time FTMFW

 

[zwhit]

Standing at the head of the bed the entire time FTMFW

you'll get curious

 

[pdaddyII]

I've scrubbed in on about a dozen births including a triplet c-section...I'm good bro.

 

[-SD-]

Oh look at me, i can look at blown out vags like its a walk in the park

 

[shirlene29]

to be the bearer of bad news....last 2 weeks could easily turn into the last 4 weeks, barring scheduled induction or c-section of course

jus sayin