Oh, forgive me, of course there is no possibility that any child you fathered would be anything less than a stellar academic success. No chance any kid of yours will ever have their name embroidered on the shirt pocket of their uniform, right? RIGHT?!? No chance what so ever. Your child will be happy, successful, never need therapy, never have social anxiety or experience failure, will never be in an IEP or need special ed., medications or therapy.
Maybe. Maybe not. Guess what, when your kid DOES need that shit, when your kid DOESN'T learn at the rate and by the standards of public education, your eyes open real fast.